HEY WUT UP THIS IS ALL ABOUT Fallus and Enuminor OKAAAAY. Enuminor is mine Fallus isn't
It was a very beautiful cheery happy smiley day as Fallus, also known as Al, skipped down the sidewalk. She wasn't wearing a bra, so her massive breasts would whip back and forth with every skip. She also wore a very short skirt with no panties, so each time she'd lift her leg anyone nearby could get a clear shot of her vagina. Her SIMPLY STUNNING red hair flowed in the wind and her gorgeous golden eyes shone like a thousand suns!
She was the perfect woman. Kind, caring, beautiful and very very immodest! She was also sort of butch, but you could look past that and she was ALSO kind of a bitch but you could look past that, too. Now, you'd think Al could get any guy she wanted, right? Right? Right?
Right?
Right?
Right?
Wrong!
There was one MAN Al wanted very bad but no matter how hard she tried she couldn't get in his pants! His name was Enuminor but that is a very /very/ unattractive name, so he is called En for short. Now En is not your typical man, in fact he's barely a man at all! He's really wonder woman! He has long, green hair and bright green eyes. He wears a wonder woman costume everywhere he goes and a pair of JEANS and of course the tiara. Al is very attracted to crossdressers, you see, because she is just like that, that is her style and that is how she rolls. You see.
Anyway, the reason Al couldn't get En is because… well… you guessed it! En is extremely gay and has a pregnant boyfriend! How is this possible? Well, I'll tell you! En's boyfriend is an alien named Poi, and little did either know (Poi never took sex ed) that through buttsex, Poi could get pregnant. And he did! Oh, if they'd only used protection!
BACK TO AL SKIPPING. She was going to dear old En's house, so they could perhaps indulge in a meaningful conversation about how hard she wanted him to plow her. (By that I mean play fun video games). So when she got to his house and rang the bell, there was no answer. At least, not for quite a while. But SUDDENLY the door flung open and there was En in all his spandexy womanly glory.
"WONDER WOMAN IS HERE, NO NEED TO FRET DEAR CITIZEN" En said to her, hands on his hips in a very heroic manner.
"Hello En. I would like to fuck you and perhaps suck your cock I MEAN lets hang out," Al said with a big, perfect smile. En giggled at her, flipped his hair and did a backflip!
"Sounds completely reasonable to me!" En said while doing a front flip back to her. "I would like to go to the zoo! I would like to I would like to I would like to I would like to save the day from LIONZZZZZZZ" he screamed! Al screamed! They were magically teleported to the zoo because of their amazing screamy action.
"WE ARE HERE, MY DEAR VERY UNFORTUNATELY GAY COMPANION" Al screamed. En giggled and went :3 like cats do.
"I would like to save the day from the lionz!" he BANTERED as they went to the lions, where the lions were being very liony to each other. In fact they were all eating each other. En did a series of heroic things and saved the day!
Al laid against his chest and heaved a big, heavy sigh. "Oh En, you are my hero!"
En smiled and bantered "I KNOW FAIR CITIZEN"
Then they went home and had no sex with each other.
