It was sunny out in the mountains of Kunugigaoka Junior High School and class 3-E was now in session. It was currently English class and Professor Bitch was currently teaching E-class the importance of English conversation... but through more... provocative ways. Especially to young students.
Professor Irina was writing on the board a series of dialogue between characters but her or their choice of dialogue was very...awkward for the students. Just as Professor Bitch finished writing the board, she turned to the class and read the dialogue she had put on the board.
"OH~ sexy guy. Its a miracle" she said in a sexy and seductive way.
The class just sat quietly while some were cringing at her choice of words, while others seemed to be really invested in the lesson today. Yada seemed to be one most interested in her lessons as Eric had seen her being invested. Not wanting to bother her and her concentration, he decided not to tell her the jokes he had about the things Professor Bitch was teaching them.
"See, its simple" she stated as she held her finger up
"Icebreakers like these guarantee for a good first impression. Now I know that we know someone who's absolutely crap with small talk" she said as she chuckled at her comment.
"Who knows maybe we are that person" she finished. Hearing this bit of information, Eric looked towards Professor with a smirk on his face.
He then leaned his chair back and looked over at Eddy and said "Um, Eddy? Why does you coat have a hole in the armpit" he said, while hiding a smirk behind his questioning face.
Eddy heard Eric and looked at him, which also caused everyone to look at them at the sudden interruption and the random question Eric asked as Eddy then said "Huh, I do?" he said, questioningly, as he lifted his arm to look at the hole. He looked at his left arm and saw nothing.
Then he lifted his right arm and said "Where is the hole?"
While Eddy was distracted looking for the hole in his suit, Eric immediately looked back at Professor Bitch while raising his left arm towards Eddy and said "See. Even Eddy admits he's crap at small talk" as he said in a teasing way and just smiled at the jab he made at the leader of their little group.
Everyone began laughing at the comment that Eric made. Yada even chuckled at his little jab, while Professor Bitch just sighed in annoyance. Hearing his comment, this caused Eddy to shoot his arm down and then growl at Eric as he couldn't find the words to say.
"I...You just... but...Dooooohhh" he stumbled as he was so furious he couldn't find the words to describe how mad he was at his little comment.
Eric just laid back in satisfaction at how proud he was able to make up that joke on the spot. Irina just sighed as she cleared throat, trying to get the attention of the students back on track.
"Ahem. Thank you Eric. Now as I was trying to say..." then she whispered "before I was interrupted" then spoke in her regular voice "...that the trick is to put yourself in the shoes of your target or your opponent."
Then she turned towards Eric and said "Eric, since you like to talk a lot, give me an icebreaker. Quick!"
This caused Eric to turn his attention back to the board. He was nervous as he didn't know what to say so he just came up with something on the spot.
"Umm, hey there you?" he said nervously.
Irina groaned as she held her fingers together in an X fashion as she said "No, No, No. Your shifting the burden of conversation. If you want a meaningful response, you have to make the other person believe or feel that you are pulling your own weight. Try coming at them guns-a-blazing with an interesting observation."
Eric wasn't sure what she was trying to tell him but as to not further push their conversation he just said "Umm sure. Ok."
Irina then turned to the rest of the class as she said "Conversation is a challenge for the best of us. And that's ok. Don't think in terms of finding the right words. Let them find you." She then put a finger to her bottom lip and said "Just let the conversation flow. Finesse it like a full tongued kiss" as she finished in her sexy, seductive way.
All Eric heard after that was the semi-loud pencil scrapings of Yada writing things down from behind Eric.
"She's clearly invested" thought Eric as he chuckled at how Yada seemed to very focused on the things Professor Bitch kept teaching them. He didn't understand it but he didn't question it either.
'Yep, this was how we were learning how to make conversations. It's a strange method and can be very awkward at times but our own Professor Bitch seemed to have found a way for it to stick with us. She is an usual teacher, but then again, have you met our other teacher. Just another typical day. Right here, at Kunugigaoka Junior High School. Out here in the mountains. In class 3-E. The Assassination Classroom.'
(Cue Seishun Satsubatsuron by 3-nen E-gumi Utatan)
{Intrumental}
{Seishun...Satsubatsuron!}
'Young people's discourse on bloodthirst!'
(The opening starts with the crescent moon as it gradually change to Korosensei's head. Then Ed, Double D, Eddy and Eric appeared upside down with their names shown as they fall and tried to attack Korosensei as he panicked before dust picks up around them as the title appeared.)
Welcome Back, Mr. ED!
{Kuchi ni dasu no wa jikkō suru toki}
'We speak only of it when we're getting into action.'
{Sore ga kakkoī koto shitteru sa}
'Because we know it's cool that way.'
(The scene start with Eric waking up in bed as he gets up and gets ready for school. As he walk out of his room, Eddy and Double D were at the living room while the latter was preparing breakfast. He look around only to see that Ed's not up yet so he went to his room to wake him up, only to find that he was not here and saw his window was open.)
{TARGET, sagashite bokura wa satsubatsu}
'We'll find our target and unleash out bloodthirst.'
{Omoi wa mayou mayoedo susumu}
'We hesitate, but we proceed nevertheless.'
{Migite to migiashi issho ni de sōda}
'We can barely walk straight.'
(Eric panicked and ran out of his room to tell Eddy and Double D that Ed's gone. Eddy groaned in frustration while Double D worried about him, Eric ran back in to his room and came out with his uniform on and a toothbrush in his mouth. Double D quickly pack small breakfast along with their lunches before they head out to find Ed.)
{Nan nanda iraira no hadō wa}
'What is this wave of nervousness?'
{Bokura no sonzai no shōmei}
'Is it proof of our existence?'
{Tsuki wo miagetakamaru}
'It surges as we look up into the moon.'
{Sā sā! Satsu satsu sattō START!}
'Now, let's get this assassination started.'
(Scene changes to Eric opens a fridge of their neighbor's house and found Ed sleeping in his underwear and half eaten food. Eddy laughed while Eric took Ed out of the fridge and slaps him back and forth to wake him up. Double D look at the time and finds that they are going to be late for school, Eric and Double D panicked while Eddy groaned as Ed woke up from Eric's slapping before he was pulled by Eric and ran out the door along with Eddy and Double D.)
{Yari kittenaikara yarikirenai}
'We can't stand still because we're not done.'
{Yari kittenaikara yarikirenai}
'We can't stand still because we're not done.'
{Genjō daha wo chīsana koe de yagate zekkyō shitaku naru aa}
'We start off whispering about overthrowing the status quo but soon enough we'll feel like crying out, "ARGH!"'
(The Eds and Eric, with Ed now in his uniform, rushing to the train station but they missed the train. As Eric and Double D mope in depression, Eddy yelled at Ed before he had an idea as he grabbed Ed the the other two. They're now at a park as they sitting in a box with a tree that is cartoonishly pulled down like rubber below them while Ed was holding the tree down by sinking his teeth in another tree. Double D was calculating their trajectory while Eddy was getting impatient and Eric was starting to regret it. Double D conclude that they would land in the field behind the building but isn't sure about it. Eddy isn't surprised as he signals Ed to let go as they're launch in the air heading to towards school.)
{Yari kittenaikara yarikirenai (Yareba dekiru sa)}
'We can't stand still because we're not done. (We can do it if we try)'
{Yari kittenaikara yarikirenai (Kitto dekiru sa)}
'We can't stand still because we're not done .(Yes, we can)'
(Eddy, Double D and Eric screamed while Ed laugh as they flew through the sky. Then Eric saw Korosensei flying by as he pulled out his anti-sensei knife and tries to kill him but no avail as Korosensei sped up ahead of them.)
{Dōse, to iu no wa kantan dakedo}
'It's easy to say it's all futile to give up.'
{Ima wa agaite mitainda kimi to hajikete mitainda}
'But for now we want to fight it. We want to have a blast with you.'
(Meanwhile in E-Class, Yada was sitting by her desk and glance at Eric's desk in front of her as class was about to start. Korosensei arrives through the window and begun roll call, Yada asked him if he seen the Eds and Eric this morning making Rio teased her about it as she blushed in embarrassment. Korosensei answers as the Eds and Eric crashed through the roof and landed in the floor next to Korosensei, surprising the students.)
{Saredo seishun wa mirai he GO!}
'And we will still reach the future.
{Sā sā sā! Seishun satsubatsuron!}
'Let's go, young people's discourse on bloodthirst!'
(Ed recoiled from the floor as he pulled the other three out with him as the class aside from Korosensei look at them with white eyes and jaws dropped. Korosensei tells them to take their seats as Ed lets go of them and went to their designated desk as Korosensei turns around and writes the chapter's name on the board, thus begins class.)
Edventure #11–"Coming to an Ed near you"
After all of the classes were done for today, all of E-class began leaving the school and began heading home.
The Eds and Eric, Nagisa, Karma, and Yada began walking together as they began leaving the school building.
"I swear, that Professor Bitch's lessons keep getting more and more awkward with how she says things. Even the sentences she uses don't exactly seem our age appropriate" said Eric with a slight defeated sigh.
"Yea. She keeps saying that she's trying to teach us the importance about speeches and how to talk but her phrases are so weird that it makes me think we're listening to an audio book of one of those ecchi mangas" said Eddy as he rubbed the back of his neck.
"You would know what that is like" said Eric in a teasing way, which made Eddy blush but then growl at Eric.
"Oh shut up" yelled Eddy as he pointed at Eric but then slumped his shoulders down in grumpiness, while the others, minus Ed, just sweat dropped in awkwardness at the two's talk.
"Yea, I guess it can be awkward at times, but learning how to properly hold a conversation is important to have in your life" said Nagisa as he walked along side Yada, who was alongside Eric.
"Yea, I mean come on. Yea, the way she may say things make seem a bit risqué, but learning how to hold a conversation and learning about discussing things is an important thing" said Yada as she tried to defend Professor Bitch's class.
Eric could see what she was doing and thought about something he wanted to ask her.
"Hey Yada?" asked Eric, making Yada face him.
"What is it, Eric?" asked Yada, listening to what he had to say.
"Out of all the class, you seem to be the most invested in her classes. I even noticed that on our trip to Kyoto, you were paying attention to what she was saying about fashion. Why exactly are you so invested in what she says?" asked Eric, genuinely curious.
He wasn't sure why but after spending some time with Yada, he wanted to know what kind of person she was. She seemed to be very regretful when she asked about his eye that she wanted to apologize to him. And she spent some time trying to tell him so he figured that she was really feeling guilty about asking about his eye, but he never held it against her. And after she apologized, he was surprised as not many people did that before. And considering that she would volunteer to be his partner when he couldn't be with one of the Eds, he did want to know about her and what she was like.
Yada blushed at the sudden question as she didn't expect a question like that from him but she shook it off and said "Well, she may be a trained assassin, but she does seem to be great at making conversation. And I feel like learning about conversations is a good thing to have in life."
"But its not just that. I want to learn about how to be a negotiator. I'm not one for violence as I feel like its not a good thing, and I want to learn about to be a better negotiator, and talker. Make deals that people can understand and not lead to violence. At least, at least that's one way I want to go about life. I'm still figuring things out" said Yada as she scratched her cheek in a slightly flushed manner.
Eric and the others were surprised be her words as her reasons sounded very mature and very sweet. Eric was pretty surprised at why she listens to Professor Bitch's lessons.
'She wanted to a better negotiator. A better talker. I guess you could say I could respect that. Because that's how I was back at Peach Creek. So I guess I can relate a bit to what she said.'
Hearing this, Eric gave a slight chuckle, to which Yada caught on to. She wondered why he chuckled at that.
"What's so funny?" asked Yada, worried that it wasn't of him laughing at her reasons.
Eric looked at her and figured out why she asked so he said "Oh its not that I'm laughing at your reasons. They're fine as it is. It's just... your reasons for listening to Professor Bitch's lessons sound a bit like what I was back at Peach Creek" as he then faced forward and looked up at the sky.
Hearing this gained the attention of everyone, especially Yada, as the others, minus the Eds, were curious as to what he meant.
"Uh, what do you mean "what you were like" ?" asked Nagisa.
Eric scratched the back of his head as he looked over at the Eds who just shrugged their shoulders, meaning he can answer them if he wants to.
"Well, you remember all those stories we told you back on the train to Kyoto?" asked Eric.
"Dude, there couldn't be a man with Alzheimer's that couldn't remember all those crazy stories you talked about" said Karma in a teasing way.
Eric gave him a deadpanned face as he said "Thanks. But if you remember, those stories were the reason we became pretty infamous in the Cul-de-sac."
"Yep, we were the outcasts of our neighborhoods but we still were very good chums" said Ed as he hugged the other Eds and Eric, crushing them in his bear hug.
Eric groaned as he pried himself from his clutches as he said "Yes, we were, Ed. But like I said, they were the things that made us infamous. And if we did a scam that got me and the Eds in trouble with the kids of Cul-de-Sac, I tried to talk them down and tried to get us out of trouble. Sometimes it worked, sometimes it didn't, but I tried my best to stand up for the Eds" but as he was about done, he began to grow a somber expression.
"I just... wish I tried harder. Maybe we wouldn't have had to leave our homes. And our families to come here" said Eric, feeling a little down.
The others noticed this as Yada was becoming worried that he was becoming sad again. She didn't like seeing Eric sad. She loved to see him smile. He was a kind person and she liked it when he was happy. It made her feel happy.
Eric then felt a hand on his right shoulder as he turned to see it was Double D's hand.
"Eric, you know that we appreciated that fact that you stood up for us. It really did. But was all of our faults that we got sent overseas. Our accused love of scams were what led us here. It was a team effort, Eric, though I wouldn't like to call it that. But don't feel like its your fault we landed here" said Double D, trying to comfort his friend.
"Yea, we all played a part in our scams, thought I was the one that came up with them. But like sockhead said, we were thankful you were there to get us out the kids wrath. It wasn't just you there, it was all of us, man" said Eddy, trying to do the same.
"You are a very nice person Eric. And we love you for it" said Ed, being the simpleton he is.
Hearing this, Eric began to feel a bit better about things. He smiled at his friends as he said "Thanks guys. That means a lot to me."
"Besides, if we hadn't gotten here, we wouldn't have a teacher like Korosensei, who has even still tried to work hard to make Ed smart. And that is not an easy thing to do" said Eddy as he pointed at Ed with his thumb.
"Yep its me alright" said Ed, making Eric chuckle a bit.
But as he chuckled at the Eds antics, he soon bumped into someone he didn't see coming.
He gained his composure as he said "Sorry, I wasn't watching where I was..." as he looked at the man he had bumped into, and was a bit disturbed.
There before him stood a man with pale skin, short black hair cut so it looked squarish, and had brownish red eyes but looked as dead as a fish. He wore an all black piece suit, white collard shirt, brown gloves, black shoes, and a long black overcoat.
The man simply stared at Eric and then spoke in a very thick Russian accent saying "It is fine" as he adjusted his coat and walked around the group and started walking up the mountain in the direction of the school.
The group was a little bit disturbed by the man as his eyes were almost as scary as Eric's but there was still something off about him.
"Who was that?" asked Eddy.
"I don't know. Best not to wonder" said Double D, feeling a bit clammy at how intimating he looked.
The group nodded as they too weren't entirely sure about the man. But Karma just shrugged his shoulders as he didn't really care enough about him to know him.
The group then turned around and began heading down to the train station heading for home, leaving the strange man out of their thoughts.
'Or at least I wish we could. For as it turns out that man was actually a hired assassin. His name turned out to be Lovro The Assassin. One of the most dangerous man to ever live, now retired. He trains assassins and books gigs for them all over the world. Makes a killing, no pun intended. And apparently, he was the whole reason that Professor Bitch showed up at E-class. Bet there's some of class that'll either thank him or hate him for that. Either way, they wanted to know why he was there and he came to see how his prodigy was doing. And, let just say, he wasn't impressed.
Apparently, after we left school, he showed up at the school and messed around with the staff a bit. But it soon led to some strange competition, curiosity of Korosensei, that this Lovro guy and Professor Bitch has to attack Mr. Karasuma and win some kind of bet. I don't know all the details.
But when Karasuma told us this, little did we know that tomorrow was going to be a roller coaster but not in a fun way.'
The next morning came around and it was P.E. time for the students. They were all sitting down on the ground as Karasuma had finally finished telling the whole class about their little... deal/ contest, much to his dismay.
"So that's about the jist of it. Expect a few disruptions today and hopefully it won't interfere with your studies, too much. Just carry on is normal" he said, clearly hiding his distaste for today.
'Poor Mr. Karasuma. He just can't seem to catch a break here. But maybe it could be fun to see an old professional at work. We could get some useful info about him.'
Then the whole class was disrupted by Professor Bitch yelling in a cheery voice "Yoo Hoo" as the class and Karasuma turned towards her and saw her with a cheery smile and carrying a flask of tea in one hand, while carrying the cup in the other, walking towards them. "Excellent work today. I'll bet you worked up a thirst. Here, have a nice ice cold drink."
Everyone just grew deadpanned faces at her attempt at taking him down.
Eric just said "Is she for real?"
Some of the students just nodded their heads as they said "Mmm, hmmm" as they too were stupefied at what Professor Bitch was doing. Here, they thought they were done were her acting as a cheery teacher and she would stay her rude way, which the students were more used to.
"Here take a sip, it tastes like a rainbow" she said trying to act all sweet and nice.
Eddy sighed as he whispered "Its probably drugged."
"Yea, probably" agreed Maehara.
Karasuma just gave her a look of disbelief and said "It's probably some muscle relaxer. Immobilize and stab. Oldest trick in the book." This caused Irina's eyes to grow wide and groaned at her failed trick.
Karasuma just sighed as he looked at her and said "Honestly what do you take me for? No man in his right mind would let you close enough to give him a drink" with a disapproving face.
As they were talking, they began to hear stumbling sounds as well as someone going "ouch, ouch, ouchy."
They all turned to see Ed was the one falling down the stairs. He had just come back from the restroom and tried to get back to class but he was running too fast to get back, he tripped on his pant leg and fell down the stairs.
He hit the bottom and groaned at the pain as he said "I'm ok."
As he got up, he saw that Irina had a drink and said "Thank you, Mrs. Bitch. I am very thirsty" as he grabbed the drink and just as he took a swig of it, everyone shouted "NO, Ed. Don't drink it!" while Karasuma held out his arm to try and stop him but it was also for not.
Ed had consumed the numbing drink. Immediately after drinking the drink, Ed fell flat on his face.
"ED" shouted his friends as they ran over to him.
Eric grabbed Ed's shirt and said "Ed, are you feeling ok?" as Ed's head just drooped down while he said "Jimmy cracked corn and I don't care."
Eddy grew a deadpanned look and said "He's fine. Alright up we go, Lumpy" as Eric and Eddy grabbed his arms to pull him up.
Seeing the act that had just transpired, Irina just grew a worried expression as she said "Ummm. Oops."
Karasuma just sighed as he thought "I guess Ed is the exception."
Trying to get back on her plan, Irina said "Well, why don't I just leave it here so you can drink it at your leisure...ah..." as she pretended to fall on her face. She then began to whine and cry, telling Mr. Karasuma to carry her.
Eric and Eddy were picking up Ed while they watched Irina act like a total moron as they both thought "Have some self-respect. This is just sad to watch. Professional assassin, my ass" as they began dragging Ed away, while Irina's teacher watched from the trees seeing how his prodigy was acting like a fool.
Isogai and Kimura helped Professor Bitch up as Isogai asked "You ok, Professor Bitch?" Kimura added to the conversation by saying "No offense, but that little ploy wouldn't fool anyone."
Irina just grumbled as she yelled "My options are limited, ok. I can't seduce someone that knows my M.O. Chalk it down to occupational hazard" while the two boys sit grew nervous expressions at her rambling.
"It's like a paid escort trying to put the moves on her old man. He knows her too well for her charms to land their mark" as she tried to make an analogy of the situation.
"That's just sick" yelled everyone listening.
While everyone began talking amongst each other since class was over, Irina just kept thinking on her options.
"Dammit. I'm racing against the clock here. When Lovro has someone in his sights, its only a matter of time. He strikes like a thief in the knife" as she was left alone with her thoughts, trying to think of a new plan.
Later that day (In the school building)
Karasuma changed back into his normal suit attire as Korosensei left with him in the faculty room. Instead of wearing his normal teacher clothes, he was wearing a black Kimono with a bandana wrapped around his head and face.
'Why exactly, I don't know.'
He found it amusing seeing how Karasuma was in his shoes for the day and decided to ask "So, what do you think. Exhilarating being the kill-e isn't it" he joked, making fun of Karasuma's situation.
All Mr. K did was sweat drop anime style in annoyance at Korosensei making fun of him as he said "Oh its a barrel of laughs."
While on the subject of the competition, he had thought on something he hadn't before. "Wait a second? What happens exactly if I managed to dodge them both?" he asked questioningly.
Korosensei pondered at the thought that Karasuma had brought up and said "Huh, I hadn't thought of that. I suppose in all fairness you'd be the winner."
This intrigued Karasuma as he asked "Then what would I win?"
Korosensei decided to humor him at his request as he said "How about I agree to stand still in front of you for an entire second. You may stab and or shoot me at will."
This made Karasuma very intrigued by this offer. He was very skilled with a knife so he knew if he won, he could kill the Octopus. His skills would come in handy if he won this bet.
He was brought out of his train of thought as Korosensei said "Don't tell the others. We don't want to kick off a feeding frenzy. The pot might be a little too rich to keep everyone honest" as he began walking back into the classroom.
Karasuma just eyed at the being as he just said "Whatever you say, man" as he turned around and walked back to the faculty room.
Later that day
It was getting close to lunch time and Korosensei and Karasuma were busy working on paper work, while Irina just sat in her chair, staring at the table. But then the door flew open, surprising everyone in it as they saw Irina's teacher charging towards Karasuma with the green blade in his hand.
Irina saw what he was doing and was surprised he was doing. "A frontal assault" she thought.
But as Lovro flung his knife forward, Mr. Karasuma was quick enough to grab his arm and force it down and then brought his knee up and was about knee him in the face but stopped, just barley near it.
"With all due respect, how straight forward did you think this was going to be? You may have skills but frankly the years haven't been kind" said Karasuma as he bent down and picked up the blade.
"Until recently, I was in the elite special force" as he held the knife near his face, trying to be intimidating.
"He is tough one" thought Lovro, realizing the situation.
Irina stood in shock as she thought "If Lovro can't sink his hooks into him, what in the hell chance do I have?"
Karasuma let go of Lovro's arm as he then pointed the blade at Irina and yelled "Hey! You want to win, step up your game" as he then lowered his eyebrows and finished saying "You've only got today."
This made both Irina and Korosensei squeal in fear.
Hearing this made Korosensei cling to Irina's shoulders. She gazed back to see him cowering in fear behind as she asked "Hold on a sec! Why are you scared?"
Korosensei just looked at her with a fearful expression but tried to keep his cool as he said "Don't worry about it. Just try you best and try not to lose" as he squeaked at the last thing he said.
Then as Karasuma began to walk away from the room, he turned his face halfway so he was facing the door but gazing at Korosensei.
He then said "FYI, with a good knife, I can strike 5 times in a second so should be fun" as he smirked as he left the room. This didn't sit well with Korosensei as he just sweat profusely all around his head.
Irina gazed over at her teacher and saw that his arm was severely bruised. "*gasp* Sir your hand."
It didn't seem to bug him that much as he said "Hmm I suppose I can't expect to kill him in this condition."
This also didn't sit well with Korosensei as he knew that if he quits now, and Irina was he only bet, he knew he was screwed. Not wanting him to give up, Korosensei changed out of his attire and into a cheerleaders outfit and clung to the shoulders of Lovro.
He tried to cheer him up as he said "What kind of talk is that?! Nonsense! That's what it is. You can do this. Think positive!" while waving his pom-poms around in order to boost the man's confidence.
All that did was make the man glare back at Korosensei and say "Even if I wasn't a relic. Even if I could kill that man, you'd still be out of my reach. Same goes for Irina when you get down to it. If I can't do it, neither can she" as Irina looked down in defeat.
Korosensei knew that the man wasn't going to be persuaded very easily so he figured up a plan for him, Irina, and Lovro to be a part of.
"Very well. If giving up is your choice, then don't let me stop you" as he ended up behind Irina and put a tentacle on her shoulder as he said "But at least stick around to support your prodigy."
Then a sign of skull and crossbones appeared on his forehead as he said "After all, whatever else one might say about her skills. She certainly has proven herself a capable wielder of death before."
Lovro then began to leave just as Korosensei said as he turned to them and said "Hmph once upon a time, maybe" and closed the door behind him.
Realizing that she was backed into a corner she knew that she had no choice, but she was too far into doubt that she wasn't sure she could pull this off.
With her back still turned to Korosensei, she asked "Level with me, ok? Do you honestly believe I can take down someone like Mr Karasuma?"
Korosensei immediately dashed in front of her and said "Of course. I can't speak to what you may or may not have learned at the feet of your guru, but based on what I've seen you accomplish since you've been here, I'd be a dolt to think otherwise" he said in his wise way.
He then bent down and said "Case in point..." He then yanked a book out from a desk drawer, which turned out to be a clothing manual with one of the bras being circled as Korosensei said in a giddy way.
"The lingerie you order yesterday. If that's not Initiative, I don't know what is" as he laughed like crazy.
"Uh you perv!" shouted Irina in disgust.
He then put the book away as he said "If you want people to believe in you, you've got to believe in yourself. Show them what you got. Karasuma, this Lovro fellow, the children. Show them what you can do" he said trying to boost her morality and sprits.
Irina just "hmph" at him but she knew he was right. She had to show everyone that she is a capable assassin and a teacher.
It was lunch time and the class were mingling with each other. The Eds and Eric and Yada were talking about weekend plans with Ed slumped in his chair, still feeling numb after drinking Irina's drink, while Karma, Kayano and Nagisa were talking with each other over by the window. Karma gazed out the window and saw their drilling teacher sitting alone under a tree.
"Yo, have a look at this man. It's Mr. K" he said, calling the attention of Nagisa and Kayano.
The two of them walked over to the window and saw that Karma was right.
"Oh yea, he's been eating out there a lot lately for some reason" said Kayano.
"While he's snacking on his sandwich, the spider moves in for the kill" said Karma, smugly.
They then saw Irina walking towards him with the green blade in her hand "Looks like professor bitch is going in for the kill" as she stopped near him.
She saw he was still eating his lunch but she went ahead and asked "Mind if we talk for a second you and me?" as she tried to act casual.
Karasuma just groaned as he was tried to the assassination attempts at him. He put his food down and said "What now. I know this is a pretend assassination attempt but I'm done screwing around" as he tried to show her he was serious.
At the main entrance of the school, Korosensei and Lovro stood idly by, watching in wonder at what Irina was going to do."Huh, she has a knife, I see" pointed out Korosensei.
Lovro couldn't believe what he was seeing as he said "Surely she knows he can smell the ruse from a mile away. The woman's a fool."
While the other students were talking, Eric looked over to see Kayano, Nagisa, and Karma gazing out the window. Curiosity getting the better of him, he got up from his seat and walked over to the window. Seeing Eric move to the window, Yada followed him and saw what the others were seeing too.
Eric then turned to the class and said "Hey, everyone. Professor Bitch seems to be going in for the kill" as his message grabbed everyone's attention and they all began to gather around the windows.
But Ed was left behind as he said "Wait, I want to see too" as he tried to get up but just fell onto the ground.
"I'm ok" he said.
As Karasuma glared at her, he moved his glare away from her as she said "Oh come on. Don't be such a stick in the mud" as she removed her jacket.
"I'm a girl willing to do whatever it takes to stay here. You know that about me" she said as Karasuma turned his gaze over to her again.
"No more screwing around. Unless if that's what you want in exhchance. one good turn to deserves another, yea. You just call the game, love" said Professor Bitch, still moving.
Karasuma began to think on her words and knew that there might be something behind what she was saying as he thought "So it's as simple as that, huh? If I take her knife, this little thing can be over" as he wanted the stupid contest to end already.
"Alright, fine. Jab me. Just be quick though" he said.
Irina smirked at his suggestion as she said "You're a good sport."
Everyone in the class, including the two men outside, gazed over at Irina and watched in wonder at what she might have planned up her sleeve.
Korosensei decided to play his cards in his favor but more for Irina's favor, in response to her teacher's approval. "Mr. Lovro, you've been Irina teacher for some time, right?"
"Huh" said Lovro as he questioned what the octopus was saying.
Korosensei began to stare at Irina and Karasuma, while thinking back on Irina's time here and said "You've noted her communication skills. Her versatility with words. To watch her pass her words onto her students is to watch a master at work. She's fluent in ten different languages because she's fluent in the ways of people. When she finds the right words, there's no one she can't reach. And nowhere I suspect is she in more command of her particular gifts than here. What do you suppose she's been up" he said as he held up her bag and handed it to Lovro.
He grabbed the bag and once he opened it and saw what was inside, he thought to himself "What in the world?"
Irina began walking around a tree next to Karasuma's and said in a playful way "Okay, ready or not, here I come" and as soon as she said that, she pulled on a wire she had and that wire pulled Karasuma up into the air by surprise.
"Son of a..." grunted Mr. Karasuma as he hung in the air and as she let go of the wire, Karasuma came falling down onto his back and while he tried to recover from the fall, Irina managed to jump on top of him, with her knife in hand.
Everyone at the window was surprised at Professor Bitch's clever trap.
"Didn't see that coming" said Mimura.
"Man this is hot" said Okajima.
"Who's the bitch now?" said Maehara.
Korosensei knew that he had to show Irina's teacher her skills so he said "She's building the skills to kill me in much the same way she'd acquire a new language. Methodically. Feeling out the terrain. Drilling vocabulary, so to speak. One look inside her bag and you'll see theres no room for doubt. This is defiantly a woman with a plan" as he kept his gaze on Irina.
And as Korosensei finished, Professor Bitch said "Say goodnight" as she raised her blade and slammed her blade towards his chest but she was stopped by Karasuma as he was able to catch her hands before the blade hit. He could see that she was trying to win but he was taking it too seriously.
"Take it easy, huh?" said Karasuma as he sweat dropped at her fierceness.
Irina knew she was in trouble as she thought "Great. If this comes down to strength I'm boned what do I do?" She knew she only had one more thing to use to win. The students watched with anticipation as they wanted her to win. She had come so far. No way this was the end for her.
She looked down at him and said "Karasuma?" as she changed her look to an innocent, pleading looking one while she said "Let me kill you. Pretty please."
This set made Karasuma angry as he hated that she would do something like that in a situation like this of all places.
"Pretty sure its bad form for a killer to beg for permission to kill someone. This is ridiculous" said Karasuma as he knew that this was the last straw. There was one way to end this stupid fight.
"*Sigh* oh fine" sighed Karasuma as he let go of her arms and the blade connected with his chest. Not through but just bend slightly as she made contact with him. Irina was shocked by this as he said "Better to get it over with than spend all day listening to you whine."
The students were happy she was able to win and began to cheer for her.
"Woo you go girl!" said Okajima.
"She won!" said Kimura
"Calling it. Professor Bitch was the first one to hit him!" said Maehara.
"She actually pulled through" said Eric in amazement.
As he lied there on the ground, Karasuma began to think back on what he would've gotten if he won. "Not like I lost anything. Korosensei was full of it. He wouldn't just stand there and let me take pot shots at him."
Irina sighed in relief as she was happy it was finally over.
The students continued to cheer and clap for her as they were proud that she won.
As that happened, Korosensei told Irina's teacher "You have to respect a pupil willing to challenge the master. Especially when the deck is stacked against her. Imagine what the children get out of seeing her rise to the occasion. Yes, that feisty can-do spirit is an example for us all. When push comes to shove if there is any chance of assassinating me, her being here is essential to it" finished Korosensei as Lovro took in the info given to him.
Irina began walking back to the classroom as she ran into her teacher. She was shocked to see him as she didn't know what to say as she tried to say "Sir...I... uh"
"You're the worst student I've ever had. But as a teacher I don't hold a candle to you. If you can kill him, do it" finished the man with a smirk on his face.
This made Irina happy as she said "Absolutely yes sir" she then cheered as she said "I did it"
'Harsh, arrogant, foul mouthed. That's what people would say she was like on the outside. And she can be. But when you see her in her element, she is a good teacher. Her methods are still odd but she's a welcomed edition to our little group of outcasts. Though we'd never say it like that. She'd get even more mad at us.'
Afterwards
It was later after school was done and just as Karasuma and Korosensei opened the doors to the faculty room, he was met with a giant suit of armor, with specific designs to fit Korosensei, tentacles and all. He wondered why it was there but he figured what it might be, so he asked in a very annoyed manner while pointing at the armor and said "Hey! The hells with the suit of armor?"
Korosensei just looked at him with a nervous tone and sweating and said "Nothing in our little bet prohibited basic self defense" trying not to sound nervous but failing.
'And he complains about the government pushing the rules he gave them around. Good grief.'
Friday(After school)
It was Friday and classes were over and Korosensei was reading a magazine, completely distracted as Isogai shot a BB at him but the teacher dodged it.
"You seem to be good mood sir. After school plans?" asked Isogai as he gathered his books.
"Actually yes, I'm flying to Hawaii for a block buster premiere. This movie in particular has been one I've wanted to see for ages" said Korosensei, excitedly.
"Wow seriously no fair" complained Rio but not in an annoying way.
"Nuruhuhuhuhu. What good is mach 20 if I can't be in first line for an International hit?" stated Korosensei as he said it in a giddy way.
The girls and Isogai looked at the cover of the magazine and read "Sonic ninja? Oh its a comic book movie."
As Korosensei talked to the others about his plans to the other students, The Eds and Eric, Nagisa and Karma stared at him in surprise.
It was later into the day and Korosensei was about to head out.
"Alright. Time to head out" said Korosensei until he heard someone shout his name "Korosensei" to which he turned to see the Eds and Eric, Nagisa, and Karma.
"We want to come with you" said Nagisa as he held onto the same magazine that Korosensei had before.
This intrigued him as he said "OH~. Fans of the franchise I see."
"Oh yea. We've been waiting for the sequel for a long time" said Nagisa, excitedly.
"I'm a little surprised you're into comic books, Karma" said Korosensei, surprised.
"Its actually not my thing. I really dig the director though. Its his first genre film" said Karma as he played a little bit with his hair.
"I see and what about you boys?" he said as he looked towards "The Comedic Quartet."
"Ed's been pestering us about the film so we figured taking him to see the film would shut him up so we could get some sleep" said Eddy with annoyance in his voice.
"Oh boy, Oh boy, Oh boy. I have been waiting for ages for the movie. Oh please sir, take us with you!" said Ed as he was on his knees begging.
"I see. But who actually wants to go, cause I don't know if I can fit you all in my outfit and carry you all the way there" said Korosensei.
"While I think a trip to Hawaii would be a joyous ride, the thought of traveling mach 20 through the air, over open sea with the possibility of catching bugs on my face and/or mouth, is very uncomfortable" said Double D, feeling queasy at just mentioning all the things to go wrong.
"And I'm not into Sonic Ninja. Just makes me think it's a rip off of Speed-o-Sound Sonic Ninja from One Punch Man and I like that story more than this one, so we've volunteered Eric to go with you" said Eddy as he pointed with his thumb at Eric.
"Oh, ho. Short man on the totem pole, huh Eric, my boy" teased Korosensei.
Eric just sighed as he said "No that's Eddy" laughed Eric, getting a scowl from Eddy.
"But someone has to keep an eye on him. Even with your speed sir, I don't think you could find Ed if he got lost. He's surprisingly hard to follow when he's on his own. So its not a fair decision, but I think a trip to Hawaii sounds nice. That and I am kind of curious about what the writers made for the sequel. Since I've watched it with Ed so many times, I've gotten curious as to what happens next."
"And I'd like to come too, if you don't mind" said a voice from Eric's phone. He pulled it out and sweat dropped as he saw Ritsu on his phone.
"I hope I'm not bothering you" said Ritsu as Eric and Nagisa grew nervous expressions.
Eric then said "Ritsu, I'm not trying to be rude, but how did you end up in my phone?"
"I took the liberty of uploading myself into everyone's mobile device. This way communication between students is streamlined and I'm fun sized. This version of me is called "Mobile Ritsu" she said with a cheery smile while saluting in an adorable way.
Double D went nuts at seeing Ritsu on Eric's phone as he said "Truly fascinating. A living A.I. already adapting to mobile phones. You are incredible Ritsu. You've got as many capabilities as Korosensei here."
"Aww, thanks Double D" said Ritsu, feeling more happy.
Eric turned his phone towards Korosensei as she said "Anyway, I would love to see what its like soaring through the sky at Mach 20. I can even take photos for Korosensei's Dacia" said Ritsu.
"Right. Well, we better get to heading home. Got some homework to finish" said Double D.
"Have fun, you guys" finished Double D as he and Eddy began walking away.
Hearing all those that were going, he said "Well children. Let's go to the movies" Korosensei said as he moved fast and was able fit all 4 students into his suit, Nagisa and Karma in the front, while Eric and Ed were on his back, as he continued saying "Brace yourselves for a flight through the stratosphere at super sonic speed" he finished as Nagisa grew a scared expression.
"Ok, I know we asked him on a whim but I'm having second thoughts. What did we just sign onto?" he said nervously.
"Yea, we survive, maybe next time we'll think of safety first" added Karma, seeming to bit be scared.
"Oh, come now. No need to worry. I'll accelerate slowly as to not shock your systems" he said as he bent down and in a big whoosh, they flew off into the sky at a fast speed. All four of the boys screamed both fear and excitement.
Eric freaked out as he yelled "Slowly, my poor stomach!" in a complaining way as he sailed higher into the sky.
Karma chuckled as he looked down and said "Look. The Pacific Ocean" as they continued to soar over the sea.
Ed began flopping around inside Korosensei's suit saying "Oh boy, Oh boy, Oh boy. We're going to the movies, Eric. I am excited."
"I am too Ed, but stop flopping around. You'll fall into the ocean and lord knows what might eat you. So stop flailing around" he said, which made Ed stop moving.
"Ok, Eric" said Ed as Eric sighed and gazed forward and began to notice that not much wind was hitting them, which was strange since they were going mach 20.
"I'm surprised there's not as much wind blowing on us. Is it because of your head?" asked Eric as he was curious.
"Excellent powers of observation, dear Eric. The secret is my arrow-dynamic skin. Normally, my head is soft and squishy. When exposed to high pressure, however, it hardens like a shell, that's how i'm able to withstand the pressure of mach 20 speed" said Korosensei, teaching the kids.
Speaking of which, "Did you know that something very much like my skin plays a part in your everyday life. To explain..." he said as he pulled out some water and a beaker and began explaining something he would teach back the school.
Eric raised his eyebrow as he had a dead panned look as he thought "Is he seriously lecturing us at mach 20 over the Pacific Ocean?"
"Hey Eric. This could be your best chance to assassinate him. He's juggling two things at once" Ritsu stated.
"Yes, that is true, but two problems. 1. We're over open water. And 2. We're traveling at the speed of sound. Physics doesn't support us surviving a fall and back lash from the actual mach 20 wind speed. Trust me. Korosensei has us trapped. Nothing to do but sit back and enjoy the ride" he said as they continued on their way.
Some time later
It took some time but they finally made it to Hawaii. Korosensei flew into the land and landed on the roof of the theater as he said, "And that's how bullet proof vests are made, utilizing the fascinating science behind dilatancy" as he finally finished teaching the 4 students many things along the way.
They got out of his suit and looked around as Korosensei said "I've made you that much smarter and just in time to catch Sonic Ninja" as he began to change into his "Human" disguise.
'Wow, we were actually there. Hawaii, and we learned what dilatancy was. Well most of us. Ed kind of fell asleep on the way there. But still its amazing we made it here so quick. And we saw how he gets from place to place in first person view. This could be useful information.'
They worked their way into the theater and managed to find some seats in the back. Eric and Ed stayed behind to get some snacks while the others sat in their seats.
"Man, its freezing in here" said Karma.
"Its an island thing" informed Korosensei as he took his seat.
"They're all about cranking the AC. Lets get you bundled up so you don't catch Pneumonia" as he handed out blankets to the others.
He handed Karma a pink blanket and he just sweat dropped at the design, which was Korosensei's face on a lighter pink heart, reminding him of his first time in E-class and how Korosensei made him wear ridiculous outfits.
They then saw Eric and Ed come back with a giant pile of snacks, being carried by Ed.
"Geez, I know its cold in here but its not winter yet. You don't need to store that food for the winter" joked Karma.
Eric just looked at him and said "It's for Ed. Dude kept pestering me to get all the candy there, but I was able to get some stuff for you. Here" as he began handing them snacks. Eric sat beside Karma while Ed sat on the other side of Eric, and set his mountain of snacks next to him.
"Hey Eric. How did you get here so fast? I thought you were behind a long line" asked Nagisa.
Hearing him say those words made Eric feel uncomfortable. He didn't want to tell them that the people were so freaked out by him so much, they let him cut in front of him. He was very sensitive about it. It wasn't anything new he had faced before but he still hated it.
"I don't want to talk about it" said Eric in a defensive way. Everyone in their group took notice of his change in voice but didn't press in since they know he can sensitive about his eye at times.
Their mood changed back to good when Ritsu said in a happy voice, while wearing winter gear, "This is so cool. I've never been to a movie theater before."
'It's weird how she was wearing winter gear even though she probably can't feel cold. What with being in my phone and being tucked in my warm pocket. Maybe she just wanted to be part of the group.'
"Hey, don't they cut out a bunch of stuff for distribution over seas? We getting the real deal or what?" asked Nagisa.
"Where's your sense of adventure? It shouldn't be all that different than what we see back at home once it comes out over there. And if it is, all the more better. It'll be like seeing the same artwork from different angles" said Korosensei.
Then 4 tentacles came out of his right sleeve with smiles on them and moved towards each individual as he said "Here. My tentacles can be used as earphones. I'll offer a running commentary as we watch, just incase any of the nuances of this version go over your head. Now sit back and enjoy the show."
They all turned to the screen and began to watch the film. But as the movie began, the film opened up with a great big boom and a flashing screen. Seeing this happen caused Eric to hold his hand over his eye and quietly cursed.
The others took notice of this as Nagisa asked "Eric you ok?"
Eric just groaned as he said "Yea but thanks to my bad eye, I'm very sensitive to light. It just sucks" finished Eric in a sad manner. Korosensei saw this happening and felt sorry for the poor boy.
When he had seen his eye from their first encounter, he later did a quick medical search and found that the most likely situation with his eye was an 8-ball hyphema fracture, caused by an eye being hit by a hard force. He had thought about asking Eric how his eye came to be but after seeing how sensitive he was about it, he knew that he shouldn't push him towards telling him. But that didn't mean he came prepared for things like these.
"I knew something like this would happen, my dear Eric. I did some research about situations with eyes and found that you have an 8-ball hyphema fracture. How exactly, I won't ask, but I knew that it can be difficult for you to see with that eye, am I right?" asked Korosensei in a hush manner.
Eric just looked down at the ground as he nodded yes.
"I see. Well, you'll be happy to know I made something for you for just such an occasion" he said as he reached into his outfit and pulled out a pair of glasses and handed them to Eric.
"Glasses? You do know I do have one good eye right" he said as he was confused if Korosensei thought he was blind or what.
"Yes I do, my boy, but these are specifically made for you. With the left side being nothing but clear plastic, the right is made out of a special tinted glass to a certain degree to acquire better sight for your right eye. And with the right amount of color in it to not make your eye so sensitive to light, not to mention the color you see will be the same as your left eye, so it doesn't hurt your eyes to look at two different colors" informed Korosensei as Eric was skeptical at the glasses but tried them on.
He then mustered up his courage and looked at the bright screen and, surprisingly, his eye didn't hurt him. The glasses surprisingly worked.
"Wow. Thank you, sir. I never knew you made these for me" said Eric in an appreciative manner.
"Of course. What kind of teacher would I be if I didn't consider my students dilemmas and not make things that will benefit them? I may be a target but I'm a teacher first. Now let's enjoy the show" said Korosensei as he turned back to the film.
'Leave it Korosensei to do something so amazing. He flew us to Hawaii to see a movie before it came to Japan and he gave my something to help with my eye. He truly is an amazing teacher. Safe to say, this day rocked.'
After the film ended
The film ended a while ago and the group flew back to Japan. Nagisa, Eric, and Ed had a blast watching the film. Karma did too until the end of the film. Same as Eric. Korosensei just seemed to like the female characters in the film, so you know where his love of the film was at.
"Wow, what a cliff hanger" exclaimed Nagisa. "I'll go nuts waiting for the next installment."
"Oh ya, me too. It was so sad. They lost so much and the secret made them lose more. Eric, when will the next film come out? Huh huh. When will it be?" asked Ed.
"Dang it. Now he's going to be asking about the next film. I think this trip did more harm than good" groaned Eric as he rubbed his forehead.
"I'm not so sure" said Karma. "I feel the film maker coped out making the bad guy the brother."
"Yea, I agree with Karma. I feel they could've done it better if it were the supposed dead friend or something else. The villain being the brother just seems like an old cliche at this day and age" said Eric. Hearing the comment made Nagisa feel awkward.
"If you want, I could calculate it how it will end. I'll just make an algorithm of every movie ever made. Give me 3 minutes" said Ritsu, trying cheer Nagisa up.
Nagisa just chuckled as he turned towards Korosensei to thank him for the trip until he saw that he was still crying and mumbling at the film climax.
"Seriously. He's been crying since we left Hawaii" said Nagisa.
Korosensei's weakness #13: Cries at cliched scenes.
Eric just grew a deadpanned look as he looked at his group and said "Pavlov would love this guy" as he pointed the blubbering teacher.
They said their goodbyes, but not before Korosensei told them to write a synopsis of the film in their own word and share it with the class. Not surprised, they didn't like that, but he lectured them that it was a small trip for a trip to Hawaii. They had nothing to say in their defense on that one and the 4 boys began walking away back to their homes.
Along their trip, Eric gazed at the night sky as he sighed in a tired way.
Taking notice of this Karma asked "Whats up? Something on your mind?"
"Its just been an interesting day is all. We got flown to Hawaii at mach 20 and got lectured about natural sciences of the pacific" said Eric in a nonchalant way.
"Eh, we lead a weird life. Well, I guess for you guys its probably normal" teased Karma as he smirked at them.
Eric chuckled at Karma's words as he said "You're not wrong. After all, we've been on many strange adventures in our time. Truth be told, flying at mach 20 over the Pacific to Hawaii while being lectured about natural sciences isn't the weirdest thing we've done" said Eric, remembering the crazy things the Eds and him did together.
Nagisa chuckled nervously as he said "I can strangely believe that with all the crazy stuff you four do."
Ritsu decided to add to the conversation as she said "My favorite part was when Korosensei used his tentacles to swat away bits of dust and debris from hitting you guys. It was very sweet and something I hadn't seen before."
"When ya think about it, we were looking through Korosensei's eyes. What he sees everyday" said Eric in slight amazement.
Karma just hummed in surprise at what Eric said.
"The more I get to know the guy, the more I feel that his normal life is something we can't even comprehend" said Eric as he began to think more on his words.
'The man's still a mystery to us. Mach 20 is his top speed. A body like an octopus, and a damn near perfect teacher. Even though we wanted answers, we at least we're having fun with him as a teacher.'
Soon, the group then made it to the bottom of the hill and the 4 split up and went their own ways.
Back with Korosensei
Korosensei had finally dried his tears as he said "Stiff upper lip boy. No more crying" as he gazed towards the sky and said "Right, I'm needed at Mimura's for a one on one math tutorial" as he jumped up and began flying away.
But as he flew away, a boy out in the forest crouched in a tree branch as he saw Korosensei fly away. This boy had silver hair, crazy yellow colored eyes, and wore a red shirt with grey pants and black boots.
Below the boy, there was a man wearing a white coat over what looked like an all white Kimono, and a white mask, with black boot. The man then gazed up at the boy, who's eyes never left the skies.
"Well, did your eyes follow his course?" asked the man in white to the strange boy.
The boy just simply nodded at the man as the white clothed man said "Good then you can kill him. Your brother. Though as of Monday, he will also be your teacher. Now its is time to reap our vengeance for what's been done to our moon" sneered the man as they gazed at what was left of the moon.
'Yep, Monday was coming soon and we were in for something interesting. And something we didn't see coming.'
{Playing Welcome Back by John Sebastian}
[Instrumentals] The opening fades into a scenery of Tokyo, Japan.
[Welcome back, your dreams were your ticket out] The scene then cuts to the Eds and Eric walking on a sidewalk. Eddy in front of Ed, who was in front of Double D, with Eric behind him. They didn't seek to each, as they went to school.
[Welcome back, to that same old place that you laughed about] The next scene cuts to them in class with the other students as Korosensei teaches the class. The camera was positioned in the back of the room, so all you saw was their back and Korosensei teaching them.
[Well the names have all changed since you hung around] Korosensei's attention was caught by the bell and his speed out and back in with an arm full of sweets and candies, making the students sweat-drop anime style at him.
[But those dreams have remained and they've turned around] The next scene shows the Eds and Eric gathered around Double D's decks, with the smart Ed boy discussing a new plan from assassination, pointing to a piece of paper in his hand as he talked.
[Who'd have thought they'd lead ya (Who'd have thought they'd lead ya)] Eddy points to paper and asks a question. Double D answers him with a smile.
[Back here where we need ya (Back here where we need ya)] With Korosensei out of the room, Double D was at the front of the class, stating the next plan for another assassination, as the class watched and listen.
[Yeah we tease him a lot 'cause we got him on the spot] The scene then cuts to Ed, Eric, Isogai, Kimura, Maehara, and Chiba outside in front of the open window of the classroom that Korosensei used to exit when he wants to go to a far off place, putting up a large sheet of plastic to cover the open window frame.
[Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back, welcome back] Double D, who was in the class as they worked, shows a description of the plan on the blackboard. Showing that when Korosensei came back, the sheet of paper would act as a trap to tangle him up, so they could jump him and kill him.
[Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back] The boys that were working outside came in through the classroom door, with Eric said they were done with a thumbs up. Everyone quickly sat down in their seats.
[Yeah we tease him a lot, welcome back, welcome back] Korosensei ripped through the sheet of plastic with his Mach 20 speed, and stood at the front of the class, shocking the students.
[Cause we got him on the spot, welcome back, welcome back] Korosensei then lectures them about their failed assassination attempt, as they all look down.
[Yeah we tease him a lot 'cause we got him on the spot] The camera cuts to a hand holding a small yellow notebook with the description of the assassination, and a number to indicate what attempt it was. It was crossed out by a red marker.
[Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back, welcome back] It is shown to be Eric who was holding the notebook, with the Eds around him. They signed in disappointment, as the sunsets.
[Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back] They look at each other and shrugged with a small in an 'Oh well' manner. Eric then flipped over to the next page and put down the next number for the next assassination plan.
[Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back] The Eds and Eric are then seen walking back home before everything fades to black.
Next time: EDventure #12 "Ed from another mother"
