WAH-HAH! The second chapter already. Is it too soon? Four reviews? Man, I thought I wouldn't get that many. So quickly too. And no concrit yet, though I expect I might get some from DK. Last chapter I forgot to give credit for the jokes. They belong to my mom and my bro. I hope this chapter is funnier. Quack. Give some credit to my little bro for coming up with some of this. Almost all Dub! names are used.

Disclaimer: I don't own YGOGX or My Life As A Teenage Robot. Or Seinfeld.

Ch.2: Neo-

During lunch at the Slifer Dorm …

" Hey, Sy."

" Yeah?"

" I asked Mrs. Dorothy to get the school something and in it's in every dorm and Banner's gonna serve it at lunch."

Syrus looked very excited.

" Eh, eh, what is it Jay? What, what, what? Eh, eh, eh!"

Chazz who had been listening to their conversation turned around to look at them.

" Tell us Jaden.We're in complete suspense." He said sarcastically.

" Well Chhaazzz, it's called Neo-"

Chazz and Syrus suddenly began screaming with absolute terror. Banner, too, could be heard from the kitchen. In fact, everyone in the entire lunchroom began shouting and running around in panic.

" Oh my god! Y-y-you BASTARD! How could you bring IT here?" Chazz roared. Jaden scratched his head in confusion.

" Ya mean the Neo-"

Everyone yelled even louder and scrambled around, running into one another, knocking plates over, tackling random objects, and flipping over tables. Jaden could hear Banner's maniacal laughter coming from within the kitchen and sniffed something that smelled oddly similar to IT burning.

Chazz ran into the kitchen with a still confused Jaden trailing closely behind. They found Banner at the stove. He was chuckling insanely.

" What happened?"

Banner glanced over at them (far as they could tell because his eyes are always closed) with a smile and held up the pan in triumph. Chazz was still looking for something though.

" I have destroyed IT!"

" That's just great Banner, but did you get all the other ITS too?"

Banner blanched. He looked to his side….

And there another IT sat MENACINGLY on the counter. The man dropped the pan while inching back in horror.

" I-I f-f-forgot.."

" Do you have a rifle?"

" Yyyeesss. Yes I do. Muahahaha!"

Silence. And a few sweat drops.

" Sorry children. I-I-I'll go get it.."

Banner ran out of the kitchen without swinging his arms. (If that's difficult to imagine try it yourself.) They waited till Banner came back and handed the rifle to Chazz. Chazz grabbed the box with tongs and carried it outside then threw it to the ground in disgust. All the grass under and around IT withered and died. Jaden and everyone watched with bated breath as Chazz cocked the rifle. Multiple gunshots were heard. But…

SPLAT!

The throng, including Chazz, was covered in IT.

" Uuuuwahhh! Uuuuwahhh! Uuuwahh! IT has released ITS evil. I'M MELTING! Chazz screamed in anguish. "You bastard! UUUUUURRRRRRAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! YOU brought ITS EVIL upon us!"

Jaden pouted.

" I didn't do anything! You were the one that shot the Neo-"

Chazz screamed yet again.

" Don't say IT!"

THE NEXT DAY (NEENER-NEE!) IN CROWLER'S CLASS…

Jaden was still very disturbed by yesterday's events. He tried asking his friends about it but they refused to talk to him. He waited till today to say anything. Maybe they'd have calmed down by now. Right?

"Hey, Sy."

" Yeah, Jay?"

" Uh, do you remember what happened yesterday?"

Syrus paled.

" Eh, eh, eh! I don't know what you're talking about! Uhheheheh-HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Syrus laughed maniacally and continued to do so until Jaden slapped some sense into him. Literally.

" Oooww. Uheheheh. Gently slap sense into me next time. Don't slap me senselessly."

" Okie-dokie."

" Aaaargghhh, pirates don't say 'okie-dokie'. A pirate says Ba-a-a-a-a!"

Jaden eyed Syrus warily.

" Ooookay then."

Jaden began to turn around to ask Chazz but immediately decided against it.

" If I ask him, he might decide to shoot me. Maybe I should ask…Bastion! He's smart! He should know!"

So he went down to Bastion's row.

" Hey Bastonian!"

Bastion stiffened (which obviously means he does not like it) when he heard his new 'nickname'.

" It's Bastion."

" Whatever…Bas-TONIAN."

Bastion sighed in annoyance.

"What do you require?"

" Did you hear about what happened yesterday?"

" Certainly. Who hasn't heard about it?"

" I guess no one, but the thing is, I don't get it."

Bastion looked amused.

" How anyone doesn't know something so simple is beyond me."

Jaden stuck out his lower lip.

" Okay then answer this. What's wrong with Neo-"

Bastion fell out of his chair.

"No! Absolutely not! NO!"

" You already said no and what's wrong with IT?"

" Ooowwhaahhh!"

" What?"

Bastion pointed a quivering finger at Jaden while twitching violently.

" G-g-g-go on, g-go on, go on, GIT!"

Jaden slowly began to walk away.

" I'm going to WALK away now. WALK away."

He ran back up to his seat and saw Syrus hyperventilating.

" What's wrong Sy?"

" STUFF."

Just as he was about to ask what STUFF was exactly, he felt someone tap him on the shoulder. He turned around to see a grinning Kenzan.

" Guess what?"

" Chicken butt?"

" Guess who?"

" Cow moo?"

" Haha! That was fun! Now to the point."

Jaden was very confused again. No one seemed to make any sense.

" I learned something about Syrus."

" Like what?"

Kenzan's grin grew wider.

" Just watch."

Kenzan went behind Syrus, who was to engrossed in his work to notice anything, sucked in his breath and pulled his arms to his side. Jaden was still very confused. He was sure the muscular boy was about to do something weird. Kenzan clapped his hands together.

" DYNO-MITE!"

" Ba-a-a…."

Thump.

Syrus slumped over. Jaden still didn't understand.

" Uhhh, huh?"

" He's like a goat! Why? Because when you yell at goats, they faint!"

" Oooookay… What does this have to do with anything?"

" Nothing. Nothing at all. I just thought it was cool and fun."

Jaden began to think that he shouldn't ask Kenzan either. He decided on someone else.

" Alexis has to know! And she's brave so she might not be afraid of IT. And if she is? God help me."

He walked up to Alexis's row.

" Hey, Lex!"

" She looked up from her work.

" Oh! Hello Jaden."

She frowned slightly.

" You really shouldn't be out of your seat."

Jaden shrugged.

" I know. But I have a question to ask you. Can you answer it? Everyone else keeps freaking out."

She raised an eyebrow.

" I didn't think a question could be THAT bad. Ask away."

Jaden sighed. He had a feeling this wouldn't end well.

" What's wrong with Neo-"

Alexis let out a piercing scream.

" EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!"

Jaden himself let out one.

" Serenity now!" He shouted into the air before he felt a palm collide with his cheek. Alexis slapped him nonstop, each one more brutal than the last. Crowler, who had heard the commotion and was climbing up the stairs, was angered that in some way, somehow, Jaden had interrupted his class. Again.

It all happened in an instant. Alexis slapped Jaden so hard he lost his footing and started falling down the stairs. And…

Crowler wasn't fast enough to jump out of the tumbling boy's way.

"Ooowah-ah-OOF!"

Down and down they went until they crashed to the end as a heap of red and purple on the floor. Jaden pulled himself from under Crowler whom he helped up.

" Ouch… Sorry about that!"

Crowler dusted off his blazer while trying to look as unruffled as possible.

" Jaden Yuki!"

" Ehhh, what's up Doc?" Jaden munched on a carrot he got out of thin air.

" I demand to know what is going on!"

" That's like ordering someone to volunteer."

" Just tell me!"

Jaden was scared to ask anyone about IT now. But he did it anyway. Because he's Jaden.

" Well… It's about something I keep asking everyone."

" Wwwell? What is it?"

" What's wrong with Neo-"

Crowler released a shrill cry.

" OOOOWAH-AH! Never say ITS name!"

Jaden was really bothered now. This just wasn't his day.

" Jaden Yuki! To the Chancellor's!"

" But-"

"T-t-t-t-t-to the Chancellor's!"

Jaden skittered out the door.

AT THE CHANCELLOR'S OFFICE…

Jaden walked through the sliding doors. Sheppard was at his desk, apparently not doing anything at the moment except twiddling his thumbs.

"Hey, Chance."

The Chancellor glanced up.

" Wwwhattt! Jaden? Again? Nnnnnoooooooooo! What did you ddddooooooo?"

" Nuttin'."

" Then why are youuu herrrreee?"

" I want to know what's wrong with Neo-"

" NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-OOF!"

Atticus, who had been playing ninja on the ceiling, fell on the Chancellor when he heard ITS name.

"Oooww… Huh? ATTICUS!"

Atticus ran as fast as he could, right past Jaden, to the doors to escape, but….

WHAM!

Silly Atticus! He forgot something about automatic sliding doors. They don't open as fast as one would think.

" Uh-hahhooww!"

Jaden took this moment to ask THAT question.

" Hey, Atticus! What's wrong with Neo-"

" Whoa, dude! Don't say IT! IT goes against every sexy cell in my body! And they all wear thongs!"

"…"

Atticus fled without crashing into the doors this time.

" Ggggooooonooooooowwww!"

" Am I in trouble or anything?"

" You get SAC!"

" What's that? A Stand Alone Complex?"

" Noooo! What do you think this is, Ghost in the Shell? It's means Student Alternative Center!"

" Oh…that. Just because I said Neo-"

" Nnnnnnooooooooo! Ggggoooooo!"

Jaden took off.

AT THE OBELISK BOY'S DORM…

" Okay! If Zane freaks out over this, it's the end of the world!"

Jaden knocked on the door timidly. After all those other incidents I guy has to wonder if he's safe anymore. He heard a click as the door opened revealing Zane's stolid face.

" What do you want?"

" Do you promise not to freak out; what's wrong with Neo-"

"GO!"

" Okay! IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!"

He ran away as fast as he could. When he ran out the entrance he threw up his arms and screamed hysterically.

"SERENITY NOW!"

" Insanity later…" Muttered a random person.

IN NAPOLEON'S OFFICE…

" Napoleon, what's wrong with Neo-Ahhhh! Don't hurt me!" He covered his head with his arms and ran away. Napoleon waddled after him. " Wait! What were you going to say, dearu! Was it Neo-"

IN JADEN'S ROOM…

" I'm confused! What's wrong with Neo-"

( END)

A/N: I'm never going to say what IT is. You'll have to figure out what IT is yourself. Hope this was a little funnier than the last one. It's a pretty tame chapter compared to some of the others. Concrit, flames, and reviews welcome. P.S.-PIDGE SAYS HI!