Disclaimer: I don't own rights KH, or KH2, OR KH COM. But I've finished KH, read a script for COM (I got lazy), and am playing 2. So Nyah. :p … I don't own any rights to any board games.
Okay, mainly humor, and maaaaaaybe (maybe my foot) itty bitty (itty bitty my foot) chunks of Shonen ai (I can't resist, it's so cuuute!) If you hate me for the Shonen ai … you suck. If you hate me because of my writing… I suck and I'll be the first to admit it. So, again Nyah :p. Please no flames, Bob and I will laugh at you. Like so, XD.
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"Where the hell are we?", Ansem demanded looking at his 'companions' suspiciously
"You're in my board games.", Said a voice, "We're playing Clue."
"Why?", Roxas asked looking around for speakers
"Because I'm incredibly bored. Now let me give you the instructions…", The Voice suggested
"I love clue! Can I be Miss Scarlet? Can I can I pleeeaaase?", Kairi whined
"Er… I don't want to play.", Namine said quietly
Axel just looked around, not paying any attention to The Voice or the other people in the room.
"If we're playing clue, does that mean we need our clothes changed?", Sora asked hopefully, he liked clothes.
Riku rolled his eyes and muttered something that sounded suspiciously like 'adorable airhead'
"Oh I'd almost forgotten, yes, yes, your clothes.", The Voice agreed
There was a loud whooshing sound, and everybody was in different clothes.
Axel looked down and shrieked. "WHY AM I IN A DRESS?", He demanded indignantly
"Weren't you paying attention? I said we were playing Clue.", The Voice sighed
"You're Miss Scarlet! But I wanted to be miss Scarlet not frumpy old Mrs. White!", Kairi pouted.
"Who am I?", Roxas asked eyeing the blue dress warily
"Mrs. Peacock.", Riku said poking at his own outfit. A yellow suit.
"Er… I'm not even going to ask why my clothes are purple.", Ansem decided wisely
"I'm Mr. Green! YES! I'm always Mr. Green. Oh, and Riku's Colonel Mustard! And Ansem is professor Plum!", He danced around happily.
Everybody else sweat-dropped and looked around for Namine.
"Hey, voice-y guy, where's Namine?", Roxas asked
"So you noticed she was missing? She gets a free pass to the next game. She's going to be playing as Mr. Boddy.", The voice replied
"But Mr. Boddy is the murder victim!", Kairi yelped unhappily, there went the only other female.
"Ah, well you see, she's still alive, she just gets a free pass, and doesn't have to play", The Voice explained
"But why couldn't she have been Miss Scarlet?", Axel whined
"I think you look good in a dress.", Roxas muttered.
"Nevermind.", Axel said quickly.
"Anyway, so what about the weapons and stuff?", Sora asked, still happy about playing Clue.
"Well you each get a bag with a notebook, and some weapons, and some miniatures of the rooms." The Voice said, "The answers are in the envelope. The last person to figure it out will be eliminated."
A coffin appeared in the middle of the room with an envelope on top.
Axel, Roxas, Sora, Riku, and Ansem started to look through their things.
Kairi
walked over to the coffin, and picked up the envelope.
"I'm
not going to play this, I'll just look.", She said, starting to
open the envelope.
The lid of the coffin swung open, and Namine's hand reached out and took the envelope away.
"Sorry Kairi.", Namine apologized before closing the lid and taking the envelope with her.
"No cheating!", The Voice boomed
Kairi rushed over to the group and looked through her things quickly.
"LET THE GAME BEGIN!", The Voice announced.
An ordinary six sided dice dropped from the ceiling into Ansem's hand.
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Okay, so that's the fist chapter, I think I may need to go to script format…
You tell me.
This whole thing started when I was thinking about KH2 and Clue and then I thought about Axel as miss Scarlet, and decided I had to put it down somewhere.
The characters in here were decided like this.
If Axel is gonna be in it so is Roxas.
If Axel and Roxas are gonna be in it so are Sora and Riku.
If Sora and Riku are in it Kairi needs to be too.
Kairi needs company, Namine should be in it too.
I couldn't decide on a last character, so I picked someone evil.
Ansem is pretty evil.
I need a game-master voice.
I still have no idea who the voice will be.
Ideas are welcome, The Voice is, for now, entirely gender neutral.
