In a random theater
"SURPRISE!" yelled a familiar high pitched voice.
"Tell us Kunadon!" yelled some random children.
"Hello boys and girls. It's Kunadon!" said Kunudon, the weird chestnut looking thing, holding the schools pamphlet in his hands.
"Hooray!" yelled the random kids.
"Did you know that kids with the best scores at Kunigoguwa get dibs on the best vacation ever?" chanted Kunudon to the kids off screen.
"Yea, entitlement!" yelled the kids.
"That's right. Three days at one of the finest resorts in Okinawa" said Kunudon as he began to show the kids a kids drawing of the island.
"Diplomatic passport" cheered the Kids.
"And not only do students get to book the side seashore, but also the school pays for the whole trip" cheered Kunudon.
"Summer debauchery. Yay!" cheered the kids.
Soon, the scene changed to Kunudon, looking like he was packing for the trip but he then looked at the pamphlet again, which showed which class was going this year.
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And the result didn't seem to go well with him.
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"Wait?! E-class is going this year?! F**K that!" yelled Kunudon in disgust.
Suddenly the kids drawing of E-class behind him began to move and then the wall was torn apart as Eddy came out of the hole, but this time he had a fancy white suit and a top hat on with a cane in his hand, while he had a cheeky smile on.
"Yea that's right, you stupid nut. We won the wager and we get that awesome trip. Who's the gutter trash, now?" said Eddy as he wiped the dust off of his suit off, trying to be all cool.
This made Kunudon nervous as he said "We-well its still you. You're E-class so..."
"...So we won the deal and we get their trip so you've got..." said Eddy but he was stopped by Eric hitting him over the head with an umbrella.
"Cut it out, Eddy. How many times have I told you to stop breaking the 4th wall!? There is only so much that it can take. Now get back in that wall and leave the walnut alone. I think she gets what you're saying" Yelled Eric as he pointed to the hole with the umbrella.
"I'm a boy" said Kunudon in a deadpanned tone.
Eric's eyes widened as he just stood there in shock, as he then groaned in frustration as he rubbed his forehead.
'Great. That's two times. Please don't let there be a third fail.'
Eric just kept pointing at the hole but his arm was getting tired and began to shake as he stuttered saying "Eddy...let's...let's just go" he said.
Eddy grumbled as he stood up and stomped his way into the hole.
Eric just walked away and stepped into the hole as he then said in the torn hole "If you break one more 4th wall, I am shortening your salary we get from our parents" said Eric as he pointed scoldingly at Eddy, to which Eddy just stomped away.
Eric then pulled out some black tape, stared at it, then at the hole then looked back into the hole and said "And I am serious about this 4th wall stuff. We are running out of tape to keep it together. We've hurt it enough. Lets let the thing live for Pete sake" said Eric as he began taping the rest of the wall together, until there was only one piece left, big enough for his arm.
"Well now that he's out of here, lets get back to the actual thing we're suppose to be focused on" said Eric as he then moved his left arm to the side and pulled in the next frame.
Morning(Days after the End of school)
It was morning in Tokyo, Japan and the Eds and Eric were still asleep in their beds. It had been a few days after school ended and the class was preparing for their trip to Okinawa. And their assassination attempt on Korosensei.
Eric had soon woken up from his sleep and groggily walked his way into the kitchen. He saw that no one else was up so he decided he would make some breakfast for the Eds. It was something he was used to.
Cooking was actually something he began to do back at Peach Creek. Whenever he saw the Eds did scams involving food, Eric hated that they would either use cardboard or rubber tires for food and not use actually products.
So rather than getting in trouble or having the Cul-de-sac kids get indigestion, he took it upon himself to try and learn how to cook so the kids could at least have something actually edible if they were getting scammed.
And the more he did it, the more he found himself finding cooking to be pretty fun. And he would sometimes even cook for the Eds when they weren't doing scams. He was sure that cooking wasn't something he'd want to pursue a career in but it was a nice hobby of his to have, at least.
He decided to make some pancakes for everyone with some bacon and eggs. Since Ed eats a lot, more than they did, he focused most of the time he had on the pancakes for Ed. Luckily, he still had enough money to buy them food, and seeing as how Double D was in charge of distributing how everyone uses their share of the money, Eric was able to save a lot of his money for food, since he knows Ed's diet.
He finally managed to make him, Eddy, and Double D their breakfast and then he carried in Ed's breakfast. A tower of pancakes, and a heaping pile of bacon.
Eric wiped his forehead as he then walked over to all of the Ed's door and then knocked on them saying "Wake up, you three. Its breakfast time" as he then waited for them to reply or open their doors.
No response.
Eric grumbled as he yelled again "Hey its breakfast time. I did not waste our money for you guys to lay in bed. Now get up."
No response.
Eric groaned as his pinch the bridge of his nose and said "Fine. If you want to play this game, then game on" said Eric as he went into a closet and pulled out a metal bin. He then grabbed a metal ladle and walked back to their doors.
He raised it above his head and began banging on it while yelling "Come and get it. Come and get it."
Suddenly all of the Eds doors opened in unison and the Eds came running out of their rooms but then began running circles around each other as someone was doing an all too familiar whooping cry sound.
(Insert Curly Howard Whooping)
The Eds stopped their running and line up in a single file line and said "We are ready to work. For duty and humanity" as the raised their fists in cheer.
But then they were met with a metal ladle to the head.
They groaned in pain as they saw Eric with a disapproving look as he then said "First of all: Whoever did that 'Woo woo woo,' wrong show. There's four of us, not 3. Second, just because its summer time now, doesn't mean that you can just sleep in. Remember we still have a job to do. Okinawa is more than a week away and we still need to get stuff for our little assassination plan, alright" said Eric, as he set the tools down on the counter.
Ed then managed to catch the whiff of food and turned and saw the food on the table.
"Oh goody. I love pancakes" said Ed as he ran to the table and began chomping down the tower of food. The rest of the gang joined him and managed to finish their food.
After a little while, The Eds and Eric had finally finished their food as Eddy burped and smiled at breakfast then turned to Double D and said "So Double D, what's on the agenda today?"
Double D pulled out his calendar from his hat and began looking at it.
"Well, Nagisa and Sugino were going to try and find some bugs to try and sell them for money for our trip. I, of course, said that I would help and Eric agreed to help as well, so that's what we we're going to do" said Double D as he looked at his calendar.
Eddy groaned from hearing this as he had hated bugs.
He didn't want to deal with that so he began to think of a way out of it.
"Uh... I just remembered... that I uh... had to check our email" said Eddy as he ran over to the computer they had sitting on a table near the kitchen.
Eddy then began to frantically open the computer and pretend to look at something and said "Yes... very busy...so I don't... think...that...I" said Eddy, trying to not sound too obvious but in his desperate attempt to get out of bug hunting, he saw something that caught his eye.
"Hey guys, come over here" said Eddy, to which the others began walking over to the computer to see what it was.
"What is it, Eddy?" asked Ed.
"Its...an email..." said Eddy as he opened up what he saw on the computer and when they saw who it was from, all of their eyes widened in surprise.
'Yea he wasn't wrong. It was an email...'
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'...from our parents'
(Cue Seishun Satsubatsuron by 3-nen E-gumi Utatan)
{Intrumental}
{Seishun...Satsubatsuron!}
'Young people's discourse on bloodthirst!'
(The opening starts with the crescent moon as it gradually change to Korosensei's head. Then Ed, Double D, Eddy and Eric appeared upside down with their names shown as they fall and tried to attack Korosensei as he panicked before dust picks up around them as the title appeared.)
Welcome Back, Mr. ED!
{Kuchi ni dasu no wa jikkō suru toki}
'We speak only of it when we're getting into action.'
{Sore ga kakkoī koto shitteru sa}
'Because we know it's cool that way.'
(The scene start with Eric waking up in bed as he gets up and gets ready for school. As he walk out of his room, Eddy and Double D were at the living room while the latter was preparing breakfast. He look around only to see that Ed's not up yet so he went to his room to wake him up, only to find that he was not here and saw his window was open.)
{TARGET, sagashite bokura wa satsubatsu}
'We'll find our target and unleash out bloodthirst.'
{Omoi wa mayou mayoedo susumu}
'We hesitate, but we proceed nevertheless.'
{Migite to migiashi issho ni de sōda}
'We can barely walk straight.'
(Eric panicked and ran out of his room to tell Eddy and Double D that Ed's gone. Eddy groaned in frustration while Double D worried about him, Eric ran back in to his room and came out with his uniform on and a toothbrush in his mouth. Double D quickly pack small breakfast along with their lunches before they head out to find Ed.)
{Nan nanda iraira no hadō wa}
'What is this wave of nervousness?'
{Bokura no sonzai no shōmei}
'Is it proof of our existence?'
{Tsuki wo miagetakamaru}
'It surges as we look up into the moon.'
{Sā sā! Satsu satsu sattō START!}
'Now, let's get this assassination started.'
(Scene changes to Eric opens a fridge of their neighbor's house and found Ed sleeping in his underwear and half eaten food. Eddy laughed while Eric took Ed out of the fridge and slaps him back and forth to wake him up. Double D look at the time and finds that they are going to be late for school, Eric and Double D panicked while Eddy groaned as Ed woke up from Eric's slapping before he was pulled by Eric and ran out the door along with Eddy and Double D.)
{Yari kittenaikara yarikirenai}
'We can't stand still because we're not done.'
{Yari kittenaikara yarikirenai}
'We can't stand still because we're not done.'
{Genjō daha wo chīsana koe de yagate zekkyō shitaku naru aa}
'We start off whispering about overthrowing the status quo but soon enough we'll feel like crying out, "ARGH!"'
(The Eds and Eric, with Ed now in his uniform, rushing to the train station but they missed the train. As Eric and Double D mope in depression, Eddy yelled at Ed before he had an idea as he grabbed Ed the the other two. They're now at a park as they sitting in a box with a tree that is cartoonishly pulled down like rubber below them while Ed was holding the tree down by sinking his teeth in another tree. Double D was calculating their trajectory while Eddy was getting impatient and Eric was starting to regret it. Double D conclude that they would land in the field behind the building but isn't sure about it. Eddy isn't surprised as he signals Ed to let go as they're launch in the air heading to towards school.)
{Yari kittenaikara yarikirenai (Yareba dekiru sa)}
'We can't stand still because we're not done. (We can do it if we try)'
{Yari kittenaikara yarikirenai (Kitto dekiru sa)}
'We can't stand still because we're not done .(Yes, we can)'
(Eddy, Double D and Eric screamed while Ed laugh as they flew through the sky. Then Eric saw Korosensei flying by as he pulled out his anti-sensei knife and tries to kill him but no avail as Korosensei sped up ahead of them.)
{Dōse, to iu no wa kantan dakedo}
'It's easy to say it's all futile to give up.'
{Ima wa agaite mitainda kimi to hajikete mitainda}
'But for now we want to fight it. We want to have a blast with you.'
(Meanwhile in E-Class, Yada was sitting by her desk and glance at Eric's desk in front of her as class was about to start. Korosensei arrives through the window and begun roll call, Yada asked him if he seen the Eds and Eric this morning making Rio teased her about it as she blushed in embarrassment. Korosensei answers as the Eds and Eric crashed through the roof and landed in the floor next to Korosensei, surprising the students.)
{Saredo seishun wa mirai he GO!}
'And we will still reach the future.
{Sā sā sā! Seishun satsubatsuron!}
'Let's go, young people's discourse on bloodthirst!'
(Ed recoiled from the floor as he pulled the other three out with him as the class aside from Korosensei look at them with white eyes and jaws dropped. Korosensei tells them to take their seats as Ed lets go of them and went to their designated desk as Korosensei turns around and writes the chapter's name on the board, thus begins class.)
EDventure #20 — "Plan: Vacation Ed"
In the forest outside E-class
It was later in the day and Eric and Double D had met up with Nagisa and Sugino, looking for bugs to sell, out in the forest near the E-class building.
"Wow. This is so cool. Look at all of them" said Sugino as he was staring at a group of bugs on a tree.
"Yes, such lovely specimens these ones are. Fantastic job finding them, Sugino" said Double D as he pulled out a pair of tongs and began placing them in jars. Eric was holding a crate of jars with an annoyed face. He didn't like how he had to carry to stupid bugs. But he just sighed and kept doing his job.
'Summer vacation. 3 months of sweet freedom from the confines of school, or so you'd think we would have the luxury of having, but this is E-class. The Assassination Classroom. And we still have job to do.'
"Umm, remind me again? What we are doing here?" asked Nagisa as he wasn't a fan with dealing with bugs.
"Well, I wasn't about to let the guys in my neighborhood catch me collecting insects, sorry. At heart, I'm a city boy. That doesn't mean nature doesn't fascinate me. Karma showed me this tree a few weeks ago after school. Pretty cool, huh?" said Sugino as he then turned to face someone else that had apparently decided to help them, Hiroto Maehara.
"No offensive but it's weird that you came along with us, Maehara. Never would've pegged you for the entomologist type" said Sugino in slight question as to why he was here.
"I figured, what the heck? Okinawa coming up and we don't want to be unprepared. Think about it, my friends? What's the one thing we need the most when we're there?" said Maehara as he pointed his finger up.
"I don't know?" said Sugino in curiosity.
"Ooo. Lots of safety equipment, safari guides, perfect folded laundry, and a neat organization of pencils and notebooks..." said Double D in his own form of excitement, earning sweat drops from the others, while Eric just gave him a chop on the head saying "This isn't a trip to your closet, Double D. This is about a trip to a tropical island. Not everyone thinks the same as you, so stop it" in annoyance.
He knew Double D and how he acted but he still wished that he owed understand that no one can keep up with "his" idea of fun and entertainment.
Double D just blushed in embarrassment.
Eric sighed as he said "Anyways, what is it we're going to need at this trip?"
"Heaping loads of Cold Hard Cash!" said Maehara with the Yen sign in his eyes.
"Huh?" asked Sugino as he wasn't sure where he was going with this.
"Why would we need to have that much money? The schools paying for the whole trip so I wouldn't think we would need a whole lot. And I'm already worried that Eddy will take the whole "School will pay for the whole trip" thing too far and I don't want to have to pay the school back for going over board with the money" said Eric as he sighed in annoyance as he rubbed his forehead.
"I see what you mean. But think about it, Eric my man. We are going to be up to our eyeballs in bikini clad babes and that talent ain't cheap. Now those little runts aren't worth much..." said Maehara as he pointed at the bug in the jars.
"...but we track down a stag beetle. Dude, we are talking mucho dinero. Seriously, have you seen what they go for online? Easily to win a 4 star restaurant and kick at pool side under an umbrella with the hottie of your choice" said Maeahara as he began jumping around in excitement.
The rest just sweatdropped at his reasons for making money.
"I get the feeling he's not real focused on what the trip is suppose to be about" said Sugino with a sweat drop on his head.
"Yea, no kidding. His idea of fun seems a little mature for someone of his age" said Double D in slight nervousness.
Nagisa turned to Eric and Double D and figured it was a good time to ask where the other half were.
"Hey Eric, Double D?" asked Nagisa.
The two turned to him and Eric asked "What is it?"
"So I know its a little late, but I was wondering. Where's your other half of the group?" asked Nagisa, while Sugino turned to their conversation.
Eric and Double D's expressions turned to somber ones as they looked at each other. Nagisa saw this and feared he may have touched a nerve. He figured something must've happened. The two friends then looked back at the others.
Eric set the jars down and then said "We...got an email this morning."
"It...was from our parents" said Double D, which seemed to grab the others attention since they knew their parents lived back in their home town, across the seas into America, since they lived together with no one else.
"We opened the email...and it was about how our parents saw our grades for finals and how they were impressed. Admittedly, when we went to Peach Creek High School, me and Double D did fine with our grades, him more than me..." said Eric as he pointed at Double D.
But Double D continued on from what Eric was saying as he said "So we knew our parents would be proud of our grades...but..." but Double D soon stopped as he rubbed his arm.
"But what?" asked Maehara, as he had heard what they were talking about so he joined in.
"But...Ed and Eddy haven't had the best luck at getting their parents attention" said Eric as his voice sounded a little sad.
"What do you mean?" asked Sugino as he was curious as to what he meant by that.
"Back at Peach Creek, Eddy's brother was the big star of the Cul-de-Sac. He had everything. His parents love, money, and lots of things that kids would like in their lives. But not Eddy" said Double D as his voice also sounded sad.
This grabbed the groups attention more as this sounded serious.
"Eddy never had the same things as his brother. I mean, his brother had a stuffed camel and a car. A freaking car in his own room and lots of other things but not as much as Eddy. And I guess you could say that was one thing for trying to make so much money. And not just for Jawbreakers" said Eric as he rubbed the back of his head.
"I guess, he was secretly trying to get his parents attention and show them that he too can be just as good as his brother. If not, more. To try and get them to love him just as much" said Eric as he recalled what he learned about Eddy back at Peach Creek.
"So when we got the email and saw that all of our parents were shocked at our grades, Eddy's parents had talked about how they were shocked that he actual had good grades, well mostly good grades. And they had talked about how happy they were that Eddy was taking this school seriously, and they said that they were proud of him for taking school work seriously this time" said Eric as he had a small smile of his face.
"And well, it made Eddy happy that his parents were proud of him. For the first time in, I don't know how long, Eddy felt his parents care for him in that email. And ever since reading that this morning, he's been talking with his parents back and forth about our times here at this school. Same way with Ed" said Eric.
"How do you mean?" asked Nagisa in curiosity.
"Ed, as you all know, isn't the brightest of the bunch. He didn't even understand basic things at the time and, to be honest, I think his parents had just given up on him. Whenever he did something bad, his sister would tell on him and they would take her side over his, not even hearing what actually happened and blindly accepted what she said. So when they too talked about Ed having grades that weren't an F, they were really shocked" said Double D as he rubbed the back of his head.
"So me and Double D decided to let them be and talk with their parents since they haven't had this much praise or love from their parents in a long time. We figured that they needed this so we left them back at our dorms and let them be" said Eric as he looked in the, supposed, direction of their dorms as he tried not to cry as his voice sounded like he was going to break but didn't want to in front of everyone.
The other's once happy expressions turned sad or somber. They had no idea that that's what Eddy and Ed went through. They felt sorry that they never had enough of their parents love. Not no more than their siblings, and that hearing it for the first time in forever that they felt happy.
They understood now.
Maehara scratched the back of his head as he walked over to Eric and put his arm around his left shoulder and said "Hey, don't feel bad man. Tell you what, if we find a stag beetle, I'll give it to Eddy and Ed so they can have the money. I think they could use it more than me" said Maehara, trying to cheer them up.
Eric was a bit surprised by the offer but wasn't exactly sure if a deal like that would work, but he was happy that he was willing to do that.
"Thanks, Maehara. That means a lot, even if I don't know if that'll work" said Eric as rubbed his eyes.
"While that offer is noble and nice, It's not going to work. Stag beetle are old news" said voice in the forest, spooking the rest. Maehara looked up in the trees and saw someone they didn't know would be out here.
Hinano Kurahashi.
"Hey" said Maehara.
"Hi guys. Trying to scrape up some spending money for our trip" said Kurahashi as she looked down at everyone else.
"Maybe. What do you know about stag beetle trends?" asked Sugino.
"Well, they were worth a ton a few years ago but not anymore" said Kurahashi, explaining the problem.
"Artificial breeding cost supply to outweigh demand. Now they're not even worth a third of what one use to bring in" finished Kurahashi, informing the group how cheap they were now.
"I am afraid she is correct with the true value of Stag beetles. Such a sad end for a fascinating specimen" agreed Double D with Kurahashi's statement.
"What, the great stag beetle crash was an actual thing? But my buddy said the insect to hot babe ratio was one to one" complained Maehara in shock and annoyance.
"Your buddy is out of it, Casanova. Girls have always been more expensive than that" said Kurahashi as she waved her hand back in forth in slight annoyance while still keeping her smiling face.
"You sure know a lot about bugs. Never knew that would be your thing" said Sugino.
"Oh, well every living creature is my thing. I know, since we're all here, why don't we go bug hunting together? With all 6 of us here, we can find a whole bunch" cheered Kurahashi in happiness and innocence.
'Hinano Kurahashi. Poster child for upbeat and innocent. She also happens to know a lot about natural science. Having her on our team could prove to be useful. She's like the bug side of Double D, in a sense. Which is strange since we have Okuda, who's like the science side of him, and Kurahashi, who is the bug side of him. If theres's someone else in class that has his 'unique' vocabulary, then he might have a harem at this rate. Maybe. We never thought we even be possible. But I doubt it.'
"I must say, it is truly wonderful to have another nature and insect lover around. It has been lonely being the only one around to love nature, especially when in the Cul-De-Sac back home" said Double D, loving the fact they had another nature expert and lover in their class.
"Sure thing, Double D. Its always nice to have people that love the same things you do" said Kurahashi as she then turned around and said "Right. Lets go" as she skipped through the forest while the rest followed.
A different part of the forest
The group walked through the forest but stopped at one of Kurahashi's bug traps.
"Not a bad haul if I do say so myself" said Kurahashi as they saw four bugs in the trap.
"That's pretty incredible. I love how you designed this trap. Did you set this trap here? And what did you use?" asked Double D in his fascinated way.
"Sure did. I put it out last night. Used my own home made recipe too of pineapple and bananas. Mixed with a special drink and voila. And there's more where that came from. I set about 20 of these traps, so that leads out 1000 yen each. Not too shabby" said Kurahashi as she looked at her map of trap locations.
"Ah. Pretty good racket to have on the side" said Sugino as he held his chin in surprise.
"I just hope we caught the one that I was looking for specifically" said Kurahashi as she put her map away but...
"Ha Ha Ha. Nice trap, for an amateur. And you call yourselves assassins" said a voice which turned out to be the biggest pervert of the class, Taiga Okajima.
"Okajima" said Maehara in amazement at him being here. Okajima was hanging out in a tree, with, what a shock, a dirty magazine in his hand.
"Hey, if you're happy with a thousand yen, that's your deal. Just try not to get jealous when my home made trap makes yours truly a billionaire" said Okajima as he closed his book and jumped down.
"Billionaire?" said Eric in question.
Okajima turned around and said "I don't mess with jump change. It's summer. We're going to be on vacation for crying out loud" as he then turned back around and began walking away from the group.
A different part of the forest
They followed him as they were curious as to what he was talking about.
"You want spending money? Pretty soon, I'll have enough money to buy Okinawa" said Okajima in confidence as they moved through some bushes but then stopped.
Okajima then smiled as he said "Check out my beetle trap."
'And what could this great beetle trap be?'
The group looked and just had no words to say for what they were seeing...
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There, stood Korosensei, kneeling on the ground, with pink skin, wearing a beetle looking outfit over his school attire, under a pile of dirty magazines while reading them as well while making a weird buzzing sound with his mouth.
Everyone just sweat-dropped at how awkward the whole situation was, while Double D hid his face in embarrassment.
'What in the heck was I watching? I had so many things to say but I could never find the words to say them. And we thought Okajima was bad? At this point, I wouldn't have been surprised if these two were secret brothers. I mean, they're both bald and are huge perverts.'
"Oh yea, it's what you think. The best way to bait Korosensei is with porn" said Okajima in excitement, for some reason.
"Wow. For a guy that moves at mach 20, he sure stops to smell the roses when it comes to that" said Maehara in slight befuddlement.
"OH how inhumanity! He is our teacher and yet he stoops as low a depraved, hormonal teenager. I am completely, beyond mortified" complained Double D in a hushed voice as he had his back to the depraved octopus teacher as he continued to hide his face within his hat, blushing brightly, even through his hat.
"Look at him. He's completely riveted" said Sugino in shock, quietly.
"I want to hit him for being this stupid and disturbing, but I'm more concerned about why he's dressed like a stag beetle?" said Eric in anger at first but then changed to questioning his costume.
"I agree. And a giant stag beetle with tentacles? Nice way to blend in" said Sugino in disbelief.
Their conversation was interrupted by Okajima saying "Every wooded area has its own secret stash. It's special repository for smut. You stumble across it as a kid and it's like a vails been lifted. You eyes are open for the first time. Then when you've grown up, you donate your own collection to the stash. The circle of life. This is what it is to be a man. And this guy has got a feeling that this is the day that we all are ushered into adult hood" said Okajima in a smirking manner while pointing at himself, with pride in his voice.
'Circle of life, my butt. That is not what I learned from the Lion King. And if that was the only way into adulthood, I'd stay a child or teenager for the rest of my life. Ugh.'
"You'd be so proud of me, guys. I did a ton of research into what he likes. I'm too young to buy this stuff but if there is a will there is a way" said Okajima as he began looking through his phone.
"Yea, keep doing this and you'll buy a one "way" ticket to single life forever-ville. Population 2. You and Korosensei" said Eric in annoyance.
"Oh shut up man. You've already got the hottest girl with the biggest knockers in our class looking at you, so don't talk to me about not getting a girl" said Okajima in a quiet anger voice.
"Huge knockers?" asked Eric as he then began to think who he meant by that.
"Who exactly does...?" mumbled Eric as he wondered who he was talking about but he then remembered...
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Eric then blushed as he then clonked Okajima on the head and said "Don't say such things about her. There is more to her than... you know" said Eric in a quiet anger voice. He then scooted back.
Eric then looked down at the ground in sadness at what he said.
'Toka. Looking after me? I mean, yea she is pretty. Beautiful even. Sweet and caring. Very considerate. She's also a very smart girl. But looking at me? Yea right. What could she see in a freak like me?'
Eric still hung his head in sadness at his thoughts while the others were busy talking.
"Right, that may be how to catch Korosensei's eyes, but wouldn't anything with big boobs do the trick?" asked Nagisa.
Okajima stopped rubbing his sore spot where Eric hit him and said "Shows how little you know. Porn is what dreams are made of but every dream is different. Workout magazines, manga, the hard core stuff they sell in black plastic bags, your ideal type of weights" said Okajima as he listed off what Korosensei would read as he gave Nagisa his phone.
Eric leaned over to see what he was talking about and began seeing several different pictures of Korosensei wearing many different headwears, depending on the different types of books he was reading, emphasizing his reactions to the different books. Such as a snail head wear with his pink blushing face, a moth looking headwear with his white neutral face, and a horned beetle headwear with a face no one knew what it was trying to say, along with different scores for each one.
"This is kind of impressive. You've been swapping out the magazines in your stash for over a month to see what kind of stuff he likes" said Nagisa in amazement.
Sugino just sweat-dropped as he said "Ok, but why would an adult need to look through some underage kids secret stash? Thats just sad."
Okajima kept smiling as he looked back at Kurahashi and said "Hey, you and I have a lot in common, right Kurahashi?"
Kurahashi looked at him in question as she said "Huh?"
"We both get so absorbed in our prey, we end up knowing exactly what makes them tick" said Okajima but Kurahashi just said "uh huh" in a sort of annoyed manner.
"I may have a dirty mind but it served me well in the pursuit of my goal. It's because I'm a self aware, first class pervert that I know the uncomfortable truth" said Okajima in pride as he reached down and pulled out his dirty book, which had an anti-sensei knife in it.
"In the end, pornography will see the world" said Okajima as he pulled out the blade.
"He's so cool some how" said the group in their minds in slight astonishment, except Double D and Eric.
"If that does end up being the case for how Korosensei dies, count me and the Eds out of it" said Eric as he waved his hand back and forth.
"I do not want to be remembered as the kids that took down a super powered octopus, capable of blowing up the moon, with porn. That would be stupid and embarrassing" finished Eric is an annoyed manner.
"I couldn't agree more, Eric" said Double D while he was still hiding himself in his hat.
"Fine, be a sore loser. But check it out. Under that glorious stack of filth is a net strung with anti sensei BB's. And he's so distracted he has no clue. When I give the signal, one of you cut the rope, I jump in and finish him off" said Okajima as he explained his trap.
"Nope. Me and Double D are staying out of this stupid plan. We have, most, of our dignity left and we do not want it all gone by doing this plan of yours. Count us out" said Eric as he just sat by a tree as he leaned against it.
"Fine. You're loss, man. Nagisa, you do it" said Okajima as he began walking away from the rest of the group to his spot.
Eric just groaned as everyone but him and Double D left to their positions. He just sighed that this was a plan to take their teacher down.
'I suppose anything can be a sword if you polish it enough. His weird plan might actually do the trick but, to be honest, I hope it doesn't. For many reasons I think are self explanatory. He's a weirdo but maybe this could it. Be prepared to be run through, Korosensei.'
Okajima smirked at how his plan was going to work but then he looked in surprise as he said "Huh?"
Eric saw this and turned to Korosensei who had stopped his reading and now had a neutral yellow face on and then his eyes moved out of his head, on what looked like thin wire, as they were now outstretched from his head and stared out into the forest, all while he made a "DWREEEEE" sound.
Everyone just sweat-dropped at him and wondered what he was doing.
"Uh, what is he doing?" asked Sugino with a sweat drop on his head.
"Why did his eyes go all "DWREEE" ?"asked Maehara, also with a sweat drop on his face.
"Ok, this is getting more and more stupid and weird as we stay here" said Eric as he had no words to describe Korosensei now.
Okajima just sweat-dropped in nervousness as he said "Yea I have no info on that face. What kind of porn does that signify?"
"Something tells me its not that" said Eric as he looked at Korosensei too.
The group looked at him in silence until it was broken by Korosensei, now smiling, giggling while saying "Nuruhuhuhuhu. Thought you could hide from me, eh?" as his tentacle shot out towards a tree and he seemed to have grabbed something.
He then brought it closer to him and looked at the bug he caught as he said "A Miyama stag beetle. With white eyes" with a slight glee in his voice.
"What?!" said Kurahashi in utter shock at what she just heard.
"Did I hear what I think I heard?!" said Double D as he now shot out from his spot.
"No way. Are you serious?" they both said in unison as they began walking out of the bushes as Okajima gasped at how they just blew their cover and ruined his plan.
Korosensei heard them and turned to see two of his students walking towards him. He knew they loved nature so he knew why they were excited.
"Oh hello Kurahashi, Double D. Impressive specimen huh?" he said as he showed them both the specimen.
"Wow I've been looking for one like this for ever" said Kurahashi in excitement.
"I know right" said Korosensei with just as much excitement.
"Imagine it being in our own back yard. Truly a remarkable moment" said Double D as he pulled out his magnifying glass from his hat to get a closer look at it.
"Oh yes, indeed remarkable. White eyes. Truly, this is a once in a lifetime opportunity. I wonder if we'll find any Euspinolia militaris (The panda ant), Atrax sutherlandi (Red-fanged funnel spider), or any Dryococelus australis (The tree lobster). Oh the possibilities are exhilarating" cheered Double D in excitement as he spun around with glee.
"Nuruhuhuhuhu. I like the enthusiasm, Double D, but I doubt we would. But that would be truly amazing, wouldn't it?" said Korosensei with anticipation.
"Yea it would!" cheered Kurahashi as the three began jumping up and down in happiness.
While they were cheering about bugs, Okajima was less than happy.
"Come on. Another second and we would've had him" complained Okajima with small white eyes and a gaping mouth.
"Oh please, I doubt it would've worked anyway and I'm glad it didn't. Man, that would be embarrassing if porn did save the world. Man, that would be a bad thing to teach kids" said Eric as he looked the happy three.
"I don't get what they're excited about but a giant stag beetle, a skinny necked genius, and a junior high girl jumping and dancing on top of a pile of porn isn't something you see everyday" said Maehara in question.
"Only in our world, man" mumbled Eric as even though it was silly and stupid, he could believe something like this could happen in their world.
But just Korosensei heard him, he stopped his dancing and grew a nervous face as he began to sweat with nervousness as he looked down and realized the position he was in.
Or, in this case, on.
He then fell to the ground in embarrassment as he covered his face in his tentacles with a embarrassed blush in his face.
"How unbelievably embarrassing!? I'm mortified beyond belief!" he said as he kept mumbling his embarrassment.
Soon the rest came out of the bushes to join them and that made him feel even worse.
"Shame on me. A molder of young minds ought to be above this sort of behavior. I knew there was a trap under all this porn..." said Korosensei, which made Okajima surprised he knew his plan.
"...and yet, each magazine was more engaging than the last. I had no presence of mind to resist" he said as he buried his face again.
"He saw right through me?!" thought Okajima in amazement.
Eric grew an annoyed face and was getting tired of the talk of smut so he thought he would change the subject.
"So what's the deal with this beetle? Its just a miyama stag beetle, isn't it? I thought you said artificial breeding made them all worthless, didn't you Kurahashi" asked Eric to the second bug expert of the group, first being Double D.
Kurahashi smiled as she said "Actually, these go for a lot more on account of being very hard to breed. A midsized one is worth its weight in gold. One as big as him, we're talking a small fortune" informed Kurahashi with a smile on his face.
Eric was surprised as he said "No way, that's insane. And all for a small guy like this?" as he began to look at the bug in awe now.
"Also, see the color of its eyes? Normally, they have black eyes but this one is as white as the driven snow. You remember we talked about albinism before in class, right. So I assume your familiar with the concept?" informed Korosensei as he took Double D's magnifying glass for them to see.
"Isn't that like when an animal is born with out pigments, right?" said Eric as he recalled what Korosensei taught them.
"Very good, Eric. With stag beetles, it can only happen in their eyes. A natural born Miyama white eye, as they're called in literature, is very rare. A valuable academic find to be sure" said Double D as he then pulled out his calculator and began doing some math.
"And with these little fellas being rare, they're initial worth goes for about hundreds of thousands of yen" said Double D as he informed the rest of the group, as he then pulled a notebook from his hat and began writing things down in it.
"Hundreds?!" exclaimed the rest with shocked faces, as Eric said "Of Thousands?!"
Korosensei then took the beetle and gave it to Kurahashi as she said "We had told Korosensei a while back that we wanted to see one up close. He promised to use his zoom eyes to find one fo them for the both of us" said Kurahashi as Korosensei began moving his eyes back and forth, in a silly way while doing the same "DWREEE" sound.
"Okey dokie boys. Which one of you rejects want this baby?" said Kurahashi as she held up the beetle in a teasing way.
"Me!" yelled the boys as the raised their hands excessively.
"Did you just call us rejects?" said Eric in an irked manner as he glared at her.
Kurahashi giggled as she said "You'll have to catch me first" as she then began running off.
Double D grew a nervous expression as he said "I beg you, Kurahashi. Please don't run off with that nor wager its life. Its a rare specimen and I want to study it more" as he tried to catch up with her, but he knew he wasn't one for physical activity.
Korosensei saw them run off and yelled "I beg your pardon. I've already done my catching for today" as the boys, but Eric, run off after the bug. He just giggled at how they were acting
'Whether in natural science, assassination or porn, summer vacation is a time for discovery. Lets hope a week from now in Okinawa, we can use what we've discovered to good use. Its time for the Master Plan to come into fruition.'
E-class training fields (A few days later)
'It was a few days after the bug hunt and when Me and Double D got back from their trip, lets just say, Eddy and Ed felt a lot better than they ever had been before. Which was good because now we had to get serious. And they seemed to be more serious now after their parent talk. Guess all the newly praised accomplishments they received from their parents made them feel very happy. And I'm glad that it did. I'm happy for them.They've worked really hard to get to this point and we can't stop now. But school is over and we have more important issues to deal with. Our assassination vacation was coming soon. Not a lot of time to make a fool proof plan. But saying we've upped the ante on our training regimen was accurate.'
It was 3 days until the trip to Okinawa and E-class was working on their aiming with their air soft guns, especially those that get to shoot off one of his tentacles while The Eds and Eric, Nagisa, and Kayano were looking over all the things that they learned about Korosensei and their failed attempts with the Master Plan and Nagisa's notebook of his weakness's.
"Ok so, like he said, he can't be in water because his tentacles get swollen, cause in point from Itona's fight and our swimming pool incident. So the fact that Okinawa is near the sea can be a great asset. Question is, how can we use that to our advantage?" said Eric as he looked at Nagisa's notebook of weaknesses.
"Right and he does have a great nose. Perhaps we can fool him with that nose of his. Maybe like a decoy" said Nagisa as he looked at the Master Plan.
"Oo. Oo. Oo. And he can be easily distracted" said Ed, joining in the conversation.
All while Professor Bitch was lounging around in a dress and drinking while on a lawn chair.
"Oh you adorable brats. Go ahead, spend your summer vacation working up a sweat. I'll just be relaxing" she said in a nonchalant way.
"You need this too, Professor Bitch. In fact, I'd say out of everyone here you need to level up the most" said Mimura, trying to get her off her feet.
"I'm an adult, honey. We're sneaky. You'll go in with your customary verb, and I'll piggyback on all that hard work to steal the show. With that Eric's Master Plan and Nagisa's weaknesses on him, it'll be easy for you to hatch a plan" said Irina as she smiled. But a dark force loomed over her head.
In the form of her teacher, Lovro.
"Will you, now? Some things can be counted on never changing" said Lovro as this surprised Irina and she turned and freaked out when she saw her old teacher, glaring at her.
"Lovro sir!" exclaimed Irina in shock. Everyone else was surprised to see him here as well.
"He's been hired on as a special instructor for the break. We need all the pro tips we can get. He seemed like the obvious choice" said Karasuma, explaining his reason for being there.
"Relax for even one day and your killing muscles atrophied" said Lovro to the class but was mainly talking to Irina.
"UNLESS YOU WANT TO FAIL, WEAR SOMETHING RESPECTABLE" yelled Lovro to Irina in a commanding tone.
This spooked Irina as she stood up and said "YES SIR!" and ran off into the school.
"What do you know? Some one even miss bitch won't mouth off to" joked Sugaya as he watched her skip away in her high heels.
"Can't say I blame her, man. He's as scary as they come" said Maehara as he looked at him with a slight freaked out expression too.
"Thank you for your cooperation" said Karasuma to Lovro.
"Don't thank me yet, friend. I am afraid I couldn't make the contacts you wanted" he said as Eric's ears perked up at hearing this.
'Contacts? Who else did Karasuma ask to join us? Since they're contacts with Lovro, they must be assassins as well but who could they be? How much help could they be if they were here? Well I guess since he's here, might as well ask something from him.'
"Maybe your students were putout by word of the targets difficulty" said Karasuma in thought about where they could be.
"It is likely, but any event, we must rely on what we have" said Lovro while the kids went back to shooting, while Irina came back in sweatpants and a jacket with a defeated look on her face.
"Just to be clear, the target isn't here" he said making sure their main target wasn't with them, listening to what they were saying.
"Yes. He's taken a sabbatical out to Everest. He doesn't like the heat that much here in Japan" said Karasuma as while in Mount Everest...
...Korosensei was up in the mountains in a container as he began talking to some climbers while the wind was blowing fiercely. They all just sweatdropped at his cheeriness in the bad weather they were in.
Back at E-class, Lovro was given a paper of their assassination attempt.
"If we are going to have any chance of winning this at all, we need to keep it secret" he said as he then took a look at what the kids had come up with so far.
"This is your plan? You neutralize the 8 promised tentacles and taking advantage of his reduced speed and the entire class joins in and finish him off. Not bad, but explain this whole psych attack?" said Lovro as he pointed at one of the plans they had for him.
Eric stepped up and said "Well, the idea is to throw him off guard and slow him down even more. He's easily distracted so we're wondering what we can do to catch him off guard?" said Eric as he looked through the notebook.
Maehara looked at Lovro and said "He seems to like porn and doesn't matter where he gets it. Figured we could use that against him" said Maehara as Eric recalled what happened during the bug hunt a few days ago.
After everyone had calmed down, Korosensei showed up with popsicles in his tentacles and gave them to all of them as he begged them saying "Look just don't tell you classmates, alright" in a nervous and sacred tone.
"He bought our silence with a round of popsicles" said Maehara but then his face turned into one of evil as he said "But it's going to take a lot more than that to keep us from spilling the beans!" in a devious way.
"Lets gang up and teach that perv a lesson he won't soon forget!" said Terasaka's group in unison at the same time, with the same amount of evilness in their faces.
"Ok guys, we get it. Calm down" said Eric as their expressions were creeping him out.
He then sighed as he said "But yea. It would really get in his head if we threatened to blackmail him" said Eric.
But then Eddy stepped up with his devious grin, while rubbing his hands, and said "He'll be so freaked out by what we've got in store for him, he'll pee out his natural yellow color" as he laughed in a cackling way.
Lovro just sweat-dropped at there kids brutality and thought "These kids are brutal."
But then said "That said, the key to assassination is killing blow. The difference between success and failure is timing and aim" said Lovro, informing the class.
Karasuma heard his words and sighed. But then looked at him again and said "Be straight with me. Are you worried the class doesn't have what it takes?" in worry about kids pulling this thing off.
Lovro smirked as he said "No worry. Not at all. In fact, I am quite confident in them" he said as he looked at the kids that were doing target practice. He looked through and saw one of the kids was farther out than anyone else while using one of the long air-soft guns. Karasuma then listed off their best shooters.
"That's Chiba Ryonoska. Excels in spacial calculations. As a long range sniper, I dare say he's second to none" informed Karasuma as Chiba, the kid with long black bangs over his eyes, covering the, managed to hit a Korosensei paper target.
He then brought his attention to a girl that was using one of the shorter air-soft guns, while aiming at the Korosensei balloons that they had up.
"Then there's Rinka Hiyame. Good balance, admirable dexterity. Unparalleled kinetic visual acuity. Theres no one better for taking down a moving target" informed Karasuma to Lovro as Hiyame, the girl with orange hair in two pigtail, managed to pop several balloons with one shot.
Lovro looked the two in amazement and said "You never hear these two brag about their skills. They let their results do the talking" as he then began to think in silence. Karasuma then turned his attention to one more special individual that seemed to be good with a gun.
Eric.
Eric was using one of the long range guns and managed to hit a clean shot in the middle of the target. Then made a rapid fire and managed to cut out the bullseye circle in a clean hit.
"And that's Eric. He seems to handle a gun pretty well. Possibly just as well as Chiba, even with that bad eye of his. But it is fitting that he does so well, since he was taught by his grandpa, my old commander, when I was in the special forces" informed Karasuma to Lovro.
This seemed to grab Lovro's attention as he turned to him and said "You mean the famous "Raven?" That boy is that man's grandchild?!" said Lovro in amazement. After his encounter with Karasuma a few weeks ago, he took it upon himself to learn a bit about him and learned that his commander was the infamous, "Raven." And to hear that he was Karasuma's commander and Eric' grandpa was a shock to him.
"Yes he is. And like I said, it makes sense that he's good with a gun" said Karasuma as he then turned to Lovro and said "I take it you've heard of him?" in question.
Lovro smirked as he said "Of course, who hasn't heard of him. Especially in our line of work. Man has had a reputation for making the toughest training regimens and practices and being hard to please, hence his name "The Raven." He's known for training people so hard, they feel dead after they're done. Even one of my students has said they dare not mess with the man. Even if he has retired" said Lovro as he held his chin in intrigue.
"So far you have three great shooters. Yes, I would love to have them as students of my own. But if I speak the truth, I would take anyone in this class. I am amazed how their talents have grown in a short amount of time. There is much potential with them" said Lovro as Karasuma looked at the students while Fuwa was sitting on the ground, cross legged, while firing one of the long range guns.
"She has learned to stabilize her aim. Some learn they shoot best from sitting cross legged position. Well done" commented Lovro to Fuwa.
Fuwa smiled as she said "Thanks. That means a lot" as she continued firing.
Lovro then turned his attention to Takebayashi and noticed he was doing something wrong.
"You there. Mind how you breath. Try not to force it. Find shooting style that suits your style" said Lovro to Takebayashi.
Eric had stopped his firing and had looked at the man in amazement.
'This man really knows assassination. It amazes that he taught someone like Professor Bitch and yet he does better than her. He said he had students and that makes me wonder something. Truth be told, I'm dying to ask him a question I've been wondering about.'
Eric put down his gun and then began walking over to Lovro and said "Mr. Lovro, sir?"
Lovro turned to the voice and saw who it was. His eyes then widened in surprise at who it was. "This boy. What could he want?" thought Lovro.
Lovro faced Eric as he said "Young man?"
Eric was a little bit nervous as he then said "I assume you know the best assassin in the world but what are they like?" as he looked at him.
Lovro saw Eric and was curious about what he could want. But he was also curious about what he could do since he was the grandchild of "The Raven."
"Hmm, at a glance this boy has some "interesting" features and may look a little intimidating but on closer inspection, he may have something worth looking at" thought Lovro to himself.
Yada stopped her firing and turned around to see Eric talking with Lovro. She then began to worry about what he could want to talk about from a professional assassin. She knew that since Lovro was a professional assassin, then he's killed many people. Which made Yada worry even more about what he could possibly want to talk to him about.
"What a bizarre question. Why are you wanting to know, son?" asked Lovro in question.
Eric was more nervous at the question but he just said "Well, after having a few people coming after Korosensei like we are, I've been curious if there are any other assassins that we need to be aware of. It'll help us in the future if we know some of their names."
He asked this because after Irina, Lorvo, and Itona coming after Korosensei, Eric began to realize just how much more of a target Korosensei has become, and considering that Itona almost had him dead, he wanted to know who else could be coming for Korosensei, and how they could avoid them or get them to leave if they weren't going to stay, like Irina.
Lovro gave a slight chuckle as he began to thought "I guess part of his grandpa's fighting spirit is within him. Asking me such a question would seem like something "The Raven" would ask."
Lovro smiled bit but then he dropped it as he said "Well, in my considered option, there can be no question as to who holds the rank of the world's greatest" said Lovro as Eric became engaged in what he said.
"Of course, Professional killers are a secretive lot. They are rarely known by their given name. This one is no exception. Only has gone by one name. The Reaper" said Lovro as the name made Eric more curious.
"Mysterious. Illusive. Cold as ice. Trails of dead in his wake. Death incarnate. An assassin from whom no target escapes. It is said if a killer can't do their job, sooner or later, the Reaper would come in to do it for them" informed Lovro.
'The Reaper. A bit on the nose with a name like that, but he sounds like a bad dude with a title like that. It confirms my fears. We better kill Korosensei before someone like him does it for us. This is our life on the line if we don't kill our teacher.'
But Eric's thoughts were interrupted by Lovro saying "Pay attention, young man. This hasn't happened but based on what I've heard about you, you're the grandson of "The Raven" A man that was very hard to please. A man that trained people hard, they're skin wore down to the bone. So I will teach you a technique that works without fail" said Lovro as he pointed at Eric.
"Works without fail?" said Eric in wonder.
"Indeed, a useful move for all occasions. A gift from an old pro" said Lovro as he began explaining what he wanted to learn him.
'And so our summer island vacation kicks off. I hope we're ready.'
3 days later
It was finally the day of their 3 day vacation trip and the whole of E-class was heading their way there by boat. It was another hot day out in Japan so everyone had changed into summer clothes.
Ed was wearing a grey shirt with stains on it while wearing red shorts and black sneakers.
Double was wearing a Red Hawaiian shirt with blue flowers on it with grey pants, and brown sandals.
Eddy wore a blue shirt that said "Words can't describe my awesomeness. My looks do that", maroon shorts with a Hawaiian design on them, and white sneakers.
Eric wore a dark red v-neck shirt with a "Ash Vs. Evil Dead" design on it, black shorts, and red and black sneakers.
The whole class was now on a boat, sailing towards Okinawa. And everyone was having a good time.
Well, everyone except Korosensei. He was... getting seasick.
"Ugh, boat. Why did we have to be in a boat? Couldn't we have taken a plane? My head feels like a washing machine" complained Korosensei as he had a blue face while laying his head on the railing of the boat.
Kurahashi then leaned over the railing and yelled "Hey look, I can see the island from here. Take a look. We're there" as she tried to take a swipe at Korosensei with her knife but he dodged it.
"6 hours from Tokyo..." said Sugino as he looked out to sea.
"The perfect place for an all-out assassination attempt" said Maehara.
"Okinawa!" yelled everyone as the ship sailed for the docks.
Toka looked out at the sea and then turned to Eric and said "Are you excited Eric? Three days of fun in the sun. Are you ready to have fun?"
Eric turned to her and looked at her but had become fixated on what she wore. Yada had a mixed color collared shirt of white at the top leading to yellow going down with 5 brown dots on the collar of it, purple shorts and had white sandals on.
He wasn't sure what it was but she looked very lovely in that outfit. He then realized he was staring too long and turned away saying "Umm yea. I'm excited for this" as he scratched his chin.
Yada saw his head turn and wondered what that was about. But then she looked at her outfit and guessed that he saw her outfit and then she began to feel butterflies in her stomach.
"Why do I keep feeling nervous? I mean, he's not like Okajima but why do I get butterflies when he looks at me. I mean, is it real?" thought Yada but didn't want to focus on that so she shook her head and focused on the task at hand.
Making sure Eric was having a good time.
The group had finally made it to their hotel rooms and had left all of their baggage in their rooms. Boys and girls were obviously separated and they were now sitting in the outside chairs under a canopy-like roof.
While they were sitting, a waiter came in and began giving the kids some drinks as he said "On behalf of the Fugima resort hotel, welcome. We hope your stay is a pleasant one. Tropical juice, compliments of the house. Enjoy" as he handed them to everyone.
"We are living the high life" said Eddy in his confident tone.
"You ain't joking man. Everything is so islandy" said Kimura in relaxation.
"Yea, it's really nice here" said Eric as he was sitting with Eds and Toka.
Toka was happy to see Eric was feeling better and he seemed to be forgetting about Akira. That was one thing she was hoping for on this trip. She liked seeing Eric happy and not feeling angry like he was before. She really liked seeing him smile because it made her happy if he was.
"I really hope this does work. I want him to feel better. He hasn't mentioned Akira in a while so maybe he's forgetting him. It's nice to him smile again. He's kind of... handsome when he smiles. Even with his sharp teeth" thought Toka.
But then she blushed as she just realized what she just thought. "Wait did I really say that?" as she looked at Eric who was talking to the Eds. Her blush lessened as she said "Well I mean I guess he is, even with his eye and teeth, so maybe..."
"A hotel right on the beach outstanding. And a shmorgishborg of leisure activities" said Korosensei, interrupting Toka's thoughts.
Muramatsu stopped drinking his drink as he said "We're saving the "you know what" till after we eat but I say that we have some fun, island style" in a teasing tone.
"Why not split into groups, like with Kyoto?" offered Yoshida to everyone.
"Nuruhuhuhuhu. A grand idea. Play hard, kill hard" said Korosensei as he took off his sunglasses.
"So what exactly can we do here?" asked Meg.
Double D heard this and took out a piece of paper and said "Actually, I did take the liberty of looking through all the fun activities this island had and also took the liberty to categorizing them in the list of excitement from reviews, tourist popularity, time estimations of use, and..." but then Eric yelled at him saying "For Petes sake, just say them already! We don't need your stupid category, just say the activities!"
Double D blushed at how embarrassed he felt now.
He then said "They're all here. Just look for yourself" as he laid the paper down and took his seat.
A few of the students took a look at the paper and Toka walked over and took a look at it to see if there was one she and Eric could do together and see which one sounded fun to do.
She then saw one and said "Hey Eric, why don't we do this one together?" as she pointed to one activity.
Eric looked at it and said "Yea, lets do it!" as she and Eric high fived each other in excitement.
The class had separated into 4 groups again.
This time Group 1 was Eric, Toka, Isogai, Maehara, Meg, Okano, and Kurahashi.
Group 2 consisted of Karma, Nagisa, Kayano, Rio, Sugino, Eddy, Chiba and Hayami.
Group 3 consisted of Terasaka, Yoshida, Muramatsu, Hazama, Okajima, Double D and Okuda.
Group 4 consisted of Hara, Fuwa, Ed, Mimura, Takebayashi, Sugaya, Kimura, and Kanzaki.
It was Group 1 turn to do activities and Toka and Eric had decided to do the glider activities they had here. Korosensei was flying on a glider with Kurahashi in the front seat of the glider while he was flying at fast speeds.
"This is how top notch assassin get the most out of their summer vacation!" yelled Korosensei as he zoomed through the air, while Kurahashi yelled in excitement, while the rest of the group followed him in pursuit.
The workers that were in charge of the gliders saw how fast Korosensei's glider was going as one asked "Uh, that hang glider seems to be going kind of fast, doesn't it?"
"What the?! Did that crazy guy just pull a 90 degree turn coming out of a barrel roll?!" said another worker as he saw the crazy trick he did.
Eric was in the seat of a glider, piloting it, while Toka was behind him and began firing at Korosensei from behind them while he was making airplane sounds.
'How appropriate. And I mean that sarcastically.'
Korosensei flew near them as Eric then said "Seriously, sir. This isn't fair" as he looked at him and Kurahashi.
"How can we keep up with you going all daredevil?" yelled Toka as she tried to shoot him down.
Eric had managed to hook his phone to the rails of the glider and Ritsu was on screen as she was watching the whole thing.
"Calculating current speed. Target moving at 150 kilometers an hour" said Ritsu as Korosensei giggled as he flew off away from Eric and Toka.
"Nuruhuhuhuhu. Remember boys and girls. A fighter jet is only as good as its engines" yelled Korosensei as he flew around the group but he then flew near Maehara and Isogai, but this time he was dressed up as some guy with subtle on his face, short brown hair, a brown shirt, and blue jeans, wearing glasses while holding a green book about flying.
"Who the hell are you suppose to be dressed as?!" yelled Maehara as he and Isogai sweat-dropped at his weird attire.
"Jiro Horokoshi" said Korosensei, to which no one knew who that was except Isogai.
"Haha very funny!" yelled Isogai in annoyance.
"Wait whoa? Jiro who?" said Maehara in question.
"Horokoshi was a aerospace engineer" informed Isogai to Maehara.
"Oh yea, like I'm just going to know that" yelled Maehara in annoyance.
Group 2 was down at the docks, working the part of their assassination plan while Nagisa looked over The Master Plan, relaying it to everyone but they heard the conversation they were having in the sky and just sweat dropped at the awkwardness.
"Group 1 is doing pretty good at keeping him distracted" said Sugino as he bobbed up and down in the water.
"You have to respect anyone ballsy enough to take shots a man mid-flight. Good luck not attracting attention" said Karma in a teasing way.
"No kidding" said Eddy in a teasing manner as well.
"Ok people, we're about to be up next. Get what you need to be done done so we can get changed" shouted Kayano to the rest of the group.
"On it!" said Eddy as everyone began putting on snorkeling gear.
"Remind me again what we're doing exactly?" asked Sugino to the group.
"The idea is to make it seem like we're having fun, even though we're working and using the snorkeling gear is like recon for our idea. We need to find the perfect spot if what we're doing is going to work" said Nagisa as he looked through the Master Plan.
"I do have to say, what you guys have in here is pretty amazing. I just hope that we can execute it well" said Nagisa as he handed the Master Plan to Kayano.
"Nagisa, my boy. When it comes to us Eds and Eric, there ain't nothing we can't come up with that can keep us down" said Eddy as he put his goggles on and jumped into the water with everyone else.
They began to go to work on their plan by a chapel in the sea.
'Pretty sure Eddy might've jinxed us by saying that. But he wasn't all wrong. We've made a lot of plans in our time at Peach Creek and when it comes to planning, designing, or decorating things, we can make things interesting. Hope that this idea will work.'
Korosensei was now finished with Group 1's activities, he went to the docks with join up with Group 4. But when he arrived the group saw that had a tan on his face in a very weird, curved V kind of way.
He then said "Hwuaah!" as he landed near the group.
"That's a new look. What does that face mean?" said Hara as the whole group sweatdropped in awkwardness, except Ed.
"It means the front portion of the hang glider was shielding me and I neglected to put sunscreen on. Now, did Group 4 have dolphin watching on the itinerary?" said Korosensei in question.
"Yea, its on a boat though. That ok?" asked Fuwa in question.
"Fintastic" yelled Korosensei as he decided to wear a fish suit and began swimming in the sea, while Ed did the same while wearing swimming shorts.
"Ed. Get back up here!" yelled Fuwa as she threw a fishing line into the sea with gravy on the hook to try and hook him back in.
She got him and reeled him back in.
'So far so good. Each group was taking turns keeping Korosensei busy while the others set their plan in motion.'
Korosensei was done with Group 4 and went to group 3's activities. Meanwhile, Chiba, Hiyame and Eric, accompanied by Sugaya and Takebayashi, were walking through a forest on the island, getting ready for their part of the plan.
"Where is he now?" asked Chiba.
"Group 3 is touring him deep see caves on the other side of the island. He can't see us. With Double D with them, they'll be preoccupied for a while, so we should be good to go" informed Eric as he looked through the list of activities again.
"Should give us enough time to find a good sniper spot" said Hayami as he looked around.
"We should be quick about it. Even with Double D, knowing Korosensei, it'll only be a short manner of time until group 3 has to leave their area. We better find a good sniping spot soon" said Eric as the other two snipers followed him.
"Smooth operators those three" said Sugaya in slight amazement.
"If I didn't know better you'd think they done this before" said Takebayashi as they followed the two.
Meanwhile, while all of that was going on, Karasuma and Irina stayed at the hotel. Irina had now changed into her swimming suit and went out to the beach but she was the only one there.
"Oh come on. For the love of Pete, its a beach. Where'd all the hot guys go?" she exclaimed in slight frustration and question.
"Last of the guest left 15 minutes ago. The beach is now used for E-classes shenanigans" said Karasuma as Irina grew an irked face as she was now annoyed face.
"They get the whole beach for themselves?! I didn't put this on to be ogled by the fishes and the bus boy!" yelled Irina in anger.
Karasuma ignored her as he looked at the paper the kids had made and thought "This is their most elaborate assassination plan, yet. I'm surprised that its going so well" in ponder. But his thoughts were then interrupted by Irina wrapping her arms around him.
"Would it kill you to drop the work mode? Come on, theres a gorgeous babe in front of you" she said as she poked at his face.
"Only one thing left to worry about" thought Karasuma as he turned around and then picked up Irina, bridal style.
This took her by surprise as she blushed while saying "Oh wow. Look at you taking the charge. This setting really brings out those primal urges..." she said in sweetness.
But Karasuma just yeeted her into the water.
"You asshole!" yelled Irina as she sat up and glared at him.
"Hey, I have a question?" asked Karasuma, bringing Irina out of her anger statement.
"You've had more than your fair share of field experience. How much does an assassination attempt ever work?" asked Karasuma.
Hearing this, Irina began to think back in her experience in the field, then laid down in the water as she said "Its very rare. If you want my professional opinion, the plan these kids have is too complicated to come back and bite them on the butt. Its not a bad plan, I'll give them that much. I'm not just here to work on my tan. I'm gunning for the spoils. When things go bad and they will, I'll be there to take the kill shot" as she stayed at the sky.
Karasuma began to ponder in thought at what she said and just put his hands on his was it as he thought "However this goes down, I just want it to work."
Timeskip
Everyone had finished their group activities and were now near the beach with Korosensei sitting in a chair.
"Whew, what fun, eh? Sun, surfs in, and more sun" said Korosensei but something was completely different about him now.
He was completely tan. Even his teeth were tan now.
"What's with the tan?!" exclaimed everyone in shock and question.
"Why do your teeth even have a tan?" asked Eric in confusion.
"So much for gauging your expressions" said Okano in a slight annoyed manner.
"Oo. Oo. Oo, I know. He must be part chameleon" said Ed as he raised his hand back and forth rapidly.
"Wrong idea of skin changing, Ed. And no, he is not" said Eric in annoyance.
"Have fun while you can, sir, cause after dinner, its game on" said Isogai in determination.
Korosensei then threw his arms in the air as he said "Ah yes. The ship board restaurant. I'm famished" as he began slithering way from the group.
"You'd think he'd be worn out" said Muramatsu.
"I'm worn out with how long we have to keep waiting. Can't we kill him now?" groaned Terasaka in frustration.
"No, be patient . We'll knock him down tonight. Then throw in for some real R&R" said Yoshida.
"So awesome. With everything set up from that Master Plan, there's no way we don't have this thing in the bag" said Muramatsu in a quiet way.
'They were right. We worked so hard, we had this whole thing pretty much said and done. Just a little while longer until we unleash our knowledge on Korosensei.'
Out in the boat
The whole class made it back on board the ship they came in and were now sitting in the dining area of the ship, eating their supper.
"Neat huh? We rented the whole restaurant for ourselves. We can enjoy the ocean air and eat our food in private" said Isogai as he held up a drink to Korosensei.
"Can we, indeed. Somehow, I have this sneaking suspicion you're trying to get me seasick" said Korosensei in a sneaking suspicion.
"That's a fair assumption. Weakening the target is Assassination 101" said Isogai as he sat down.
Korosensei smiled in a teasing way as he said "Nuruhuhuhuhu. Well played, my boy. But is your gambit as invaluable as all that. Seasick or not, a target expecting an attempt on his life isn't likely to take it sitting down" said Korosensei but even with him talking like that, everyone just had one thing to say to him.
"You look like a bowling ball!" said everyone in the room.
"It's the sunburn, isn't it?" said Korosensei, understanding what they were talking about.
"Forget your expression. We can't even tell the front from the back" said Rio as she grew a nervous expression while also sweat-dropping.
"Can you do something about it? Its freaking me out" said Meg in annoyance.
Korosensei giggled as he said "Oh course, I can do plenty. Have you children forgotten my quirkiest quirk? I can molt" yelled Korosensei as he took off his hat and his skin began to crack open and then Korosensei jumped out of his molt and he was back to his original yellow skin.
"There we go. All better" said Korosensei in a sigh of relief.
"Uh, can't you do that once a month?" asked Fuwa, recalling what he said about molting on the Ed's first day at E-class.
"Or, strictly speaking, when the occasion warrants. But I do it sparingly as the energy consumed..." said Korosensei but then stopped and began to sweat nervously as he looked at his molted skin. Just as his class's assassination attempt on him was about to happen soon...
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He then screamed "AHHH!" in disbelief at how he just put himself at a disadvantage so stupidly like that.
"Seriously? Of all the times to put himself at a disadvantage, he picks now?" asked Toka to Eric in question.
"Makes you wonder why we haven't been able to kill him before" replied Eric to Toka. But he soon brought his attention to the Master plan in his backpack. Then back to Korosensei.
'This is it. We've been training all summer long for this moment. No mistakes. Everything is in place. This time we hit our mark.'
The class made it back to the mainland and Korosensei was still feeling sluggish and seasick as he held himself up with a stick.
"Ugh!" complained Korosensei as he trudged his way over on the deck.
"Hope you got the most out of dinner. It could be your last" said Maehara in confidence.
"Get a look at the spot we picked out for you" said Sugaya, to which Korosensei lifted his head and saw what looked like a straw dome on a wooden platform with lights going around it.
"A floating chapel. Far from the hotel" said Sugaya.
"Which is fitting since they have funerals at chapels, and we're having yours, right here" said Eddy as he smirked evilly.
Korosensei giggled as he said "I like your enthusiasm here, Eddy. I'm tingling with anticipation" as he slithered in and saw the whole class was standing around the building, the ones that won in the finals had guns in their hands as Okajima and Kimura stood near a TV.
"Come on, have a seat and relax" said Okajima as he pointed to one of the pews.
"You might as well. There's no place for you run now" said Isogai as some of the students blocked his path from escaping.
Mimura smirked as he said "This will be fun" as he held up a remote.
"What do you say we start this off with a pre-show film?" said Okajima as he pointed at the screen.
"I dare say things are about to get a little bit interesting. That's right, let me see that inventive imagination shine through. Show your teacher a classroom of true assassins" yelled Korosensei as the whole class looked at each other in agreement.
'For months we've studied his weakness and learned from out past failed attempts. All leading up to this one moment. We are ready. Lets show Korosensei how to have a vacation. Assassination style.'
{Playing Welcome Back by John Sebastian}
[Instrumentals] The opening fades into a scenery of Tokyo, Japan.
[Welcome back, your dreams were your ticket out] The scene then cuts to the Eds and Eric walking on a sidewalk. Eddy in front of Ed, who was in front of Double D, with Eric behind him. They didn't seek to each, as they went to school.
[Welcome back, to that same old place that you laughed about] The next scene cuts to them in class with the other students as Korosensei teaches the class. The camera was positioned in the back of the room, so all you saw was their back and Korosensei teaching them.
[Well the names have all changed since you hung around] Korosensei's attention was caught by the bell and his speed out and back in with an arm full of sweets and candies, making the students sweat-drop anime style at him.
[But those dreams have remained and they've turned around] The next scene shows the Eds and Eric gathered around Double D's decks, with the smart Ed boy discussing a new plan from assassination, pointing to a piece of paper in his hand as he talked.
[Who'd have thought they'd lead ya (Who'd have thought they'd lead ya)] Eddy points to paper and asks a question. Double D answers him with a smile.
[Back here where we need ya (Back here where we need ya)] With Korosensei out of the room, Double D was at the front of the class, stating the next plan for another assassination, as the class watched and listen.
[Yeah we tease him a lot 'cause we got him on the spot] The scene then cuts to Ed, Eric, Isogai, Kimura, Maehara, and Chiba outside in front of the open window of the classroom that Korosensei used to exit when he wants to go to a far off place, putting up a large sheet of plastic to cover the open window frame.
[Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back, welcome back] Double D, who was in the class as they worked, shows a description of the plan on the blackboard. Showing that when Korosensei came back, the sheet of paper would act as a trap to tangle him up, so they could jump him and kill him.
[Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back] The boys that were working outside came in through the classroom door, with Eric said they were done with a thumbs up. Everyone quickly sat down in their seats.
[Yeah we tease him a lot, welcome back, welcome back] Korosensei ripped through the sheet of plastic with his Mach 20 speed, and stood at the front of the class, shocking the students.
[Cause we got him on the spot, welcome back, welcome back] Korosensei then lectures them about their failed assassination attempt, as they all look down.
[Yeah we tease him a lot 'cause we got him on the spot] The camera cuts to a hand holding a small yellow notebook with the description of the assassination, and a number to indicate what attempt it was. It was crossed out by a red marker.
[Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back, welcome back] It is shown to be Eric who was holding the notebook, with the Eds around him. They signed in disappointment, as the sunsets.
[Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back] They look at each other and shrugged with a small in an 'Oh well' manner. Eric then flipped over to the next page and put down the next number for the next assassination plan.
[Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back] The Eds and Eric are then seen walking back home before everything fades to black.
Next time: EDventure #21: "Plan into ED"
