Chapter Two

Making Schemes

"You and WHO!" Will was choking on his drink. Elizabeth had asked the question, her eyes wide with shock and laughter.

Jack sighed. It had taken him only about a day to sail here. He had gone from Tortuga to Port Royal so many times that he felt he was wearing the waves thin. He knew he couldn't spend long there. If he did, James might had gotten on a ship and sailed away. So here he was, sitting in the Turner Family Kitchen, telling Will and Elizabeth all that had been happening the last month. He had told them about his obsession with Norrington, and Norrington's obsession with him. He told them about the night before in the tiny pub room.

"Me and James Norrington, luv," Jack nodded. "We shagged all night long. What part of that don't you understand?"

"The part about James Norrington being a sodomite!" Will looked slightly disgusted. "For that matter, when did you become one? I thought you went for women?"

"Thought I did, too, to be honest with you, mate." Jack sighed. "Don't really know what to tell you. Something 'bout James just changed my mind."

Elizabeth smiled. "Well congratulations, Jack, I think you've picked a perfect wife for yourself."

"Har bloody har, Lizzie." Jack rolled his eyes. "Been rubbing off on you in all the wrong ways, darling."

"What are you going to do, Jack?" Will asked, some of the shock wearing off at last.

The pirate sighed. "Not sure. Sorta why I came here, Willy. I ain't had to catch someone. I'm used to having people want me."

"No you are used to having women want you," Elizabeth. "Catching a man is totally different. Trust me."

"Well how'd you do it then?"

Will raised an eyebrow at his wife. "I'd be interested in hearing this as well."

"Well, first, you have to flirt with him. Which, clearing, you have already done. Then you kiss him… again, you've done that… then if that still doesn't work, you do something stupid."

"Something stupid…" Jack repeated. "I can do stupid."

Jack and Elizabeth shared a smirk with each other.

"Right then." He nodded, his eyes lighting up the way they always did when he was hatching a plan. "How's this--"

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