Disclaimer: I don't own KH or anything KH related.

On with it.

(Just pretend they've all gotten their jobs okay? I'll erm… You'll figure them out soon enough.)

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Riku slammed his head into the dashboard and sighed.

Freaking stupid, evil, stupid voice.

"Sir do you have any idea how fast you were going?", Namine asked, scribbling on a little notepad.

"Namine?", Riku squeaked

"Oh, Hi Riku. Um, yeah, do you have any idea how fast you were going?", She asked again

Great! First Sora gets the job he wanted, Then he gets the stupid Mobile Home, and now he was getting a damn ticket.

Riku slammed his head into the dashboard again.

"Hey Namine, let me write the ticket!", Someone said happily

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Sora tapped his foot patiently, He needed to get back in his car if he didn't want to miss his turn. "Where is that repair woman?", He mumbled

There was a knock on the door.

Sora opened the door and gaped. "TIFA?"

"Hi, yeah, I'm Tifa, I'll be repairing your si- oh my god you're adorable!", Tifa shrieked

"Tifa don't you recognize me?", Sora asked, bakcing away

"I wish! You're so hot! A-anyway, your sink?", Tifa asked

"Yeah….. over there.", Sora pointed.

Tifa walked over towards the sink, turned around, knocked out Sora, and dragged him to his car. "I'm sorry erm.. Sora, but you're just too cute.", She said, starting the engine.

"Paging Doctor Roxas.", The intercom buzzed

"Yes?", Roxas asked quickly, shoving his gameboy into his desk

"There's a patient with a broken leg, a skateboarding injury, Please get to the emergency room."

"I'm on my way.", Roxas said, bolting from his chair to the emergency room.

"So, what've we got?", He asked the nurse

"Hayner, last name unknown. Hairline fracture in the femur.", The nburse said

Roxas blanched, "Hayner? Since when is Hayner in this game?"

"Game?", Asked the nurse

Roxas rushed into the room.

"Oh my god! Finally, you're the doctor?", Hayner asked

"Yeah, Hayner, what's going on?", Roxas asked

"Hm? Well Mr…. what's your last name? Whatever, I've got a broken leg if the nurse didn't tell you.", Hayner complained

'He doesn't recognize me?', Roxas thought stunned

Axel got off stage happily, the only thing that could ruin his happiness was-

"Axel! Good show. But I don't believe the fire was supposed to be part of it.", Ansem said walking over to him.

"Well, so?", Axel walked past him, trying not to let stupid 'Ansem the Wise' ruin his mood.

"You could have cost us a fortune if something went wrong!", Ansem shouted, hitting Axel in the head wit ha random stack of papers.

"Ugh, go away!", Axel whined, ducking through a door.

"Larxene says the smoke could be harmful to her voice!", Ansem nagged

"And I care because?", Axel growled, picking up his pace

"Axel! You don't care about the band?", Ansem asked

"GOD DAMN IT! GO AWAY!", Axel shouted, running

"But the band!" ,Ansem called

Axel panted. Freaking crazy band manager.

"Axel, why are you out of breath?",Luxord asked, shoving his drum sticks into his pocket.

"Ansem.", Axel said simply

Luxord rolled his eyes, "Bloody manager. Anyway, We were going to head off."

"Where too?", Axel asked

"Vegas.", Luxord said simply.

"Oh, well who's we?", Axel asked

"Demyx and I.", Luxord said

"Ah, try not to let him gamble, unlike you, he sucks at it.", Axel warned

"Well, don't you want to come?", Luxord asked suprised

"Really? Sure!", Axel said happily

"Yuffie?", Riku asked

"Oh hello, erm… whoever you are.", Yuffie said, pulling out her own note pad

"So how fast was I going?", Riku asked

"60 miles in a 30 mile zone.", Yuffie answered

"I'll let you handle this.", Namine said, going to her car and driving away.

"So, how much is that?", Riku asked.

"I'll let you out of the ticket if you bring me to the candy store.", Yuffie whispered

Riku raised an eyebrow, but agreed, "Sure."

Yuffie jumped up and down happily and hopped into Riku's car.

Namine pulled over the black car, proud. This was the fourth speeder today. And she'd just caught Riku five minutes ago.

"Sir do you have any idea how fast you were going?", Namine asked

"Um, no sorry officer.", said the person inside the car.

"You were going,", Namine looked into the window, and there sat Leon. Hot as ever. She smiled evilly. "You were going 120 in a 30 mile zone. That's a big ticket.", She said

Leon's eyes practically popped out of their sockets.

"120?", He screeched

"Yep, but I'll waive the ticket… if you marry me", Namine said.

"I, um, I… oh fuck. He'll be so pissed.", Leon sighed, "Fine."

Ha ha ha. Evil always triumphs.

"Well let's get to the church.", She said, pulling Leon put of his car and into hers.

Kairi pulled into the gas station, sighing.

"Flat tires suck.", She whined, getting out of the car to find help.

"Need help?", Asked someone from behind her. That voice sounded an awful lot like…

"Cloud?", She asked turning around

"Um, yeah, sorry, have we met?", He asked

Kairi melted in her shoes. Cloud Strife, hotness in human form.

"Uh….", She sighed

Cloud blinked at her in confusion, and then his cellphone rang.

"Hello? Leon? Yeah, Yeah… WHAT? How could you! And you, UGH! I can't belive you! No! HA! Fuck you! Bye!", Cloud hung up his cellphone and turned to Kairi.

"Would you marry me?", He asked

"Yes.", She answered, latching onto him.

"Take that Leon you prick.", Cloud mumbled

"What was that darling?", Kairi asked

"Let's see that tire…", Cloud dodged

"Hey, for a doctor you're pretty hot.", Hayner said, looking Roxas up and down

"EH?", Roxas blushed

"AW!", Hayner said, crutching over to him.

"Um… are you, are you okay? This is the morphine talking right?", Roxas asked

"Of course not! I'm fine. And so are you… Hey, let's get married!", Hayner said happily

"What? No!", Roxas shrieked

Hayner sighed, then smacked Roxas with his crutch.

"Hehe. I'm gonna marry the hot guy.", He said happily, pushing Roxas into a wheelchair (how he did this with crutches, the world may never know.)

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"Here.", Riku said, throwing a ringpop at Yuffie.

Yuffie caught it, looked at it and squealed.

"I do!", She said happily.

"What?", Riku asked

Yuffie grabbed him and gave him a long kiss.

Riku clutched at his throat.

"Oh, I'm so happy, I always wanted to marry a guy with silver hair.", Yuffie said, sighing dreamily

"Sho, Dmeyx… Watz about you and me get married?", Axel slurred

"Hehehehehe, too the moon, wait, What about that um… Roxhas?", Demyx slurred back

"I looooove Roxhas, but married! I wanna marry someone! An, you're the closest person.", Axel whined

"Marry… wazzizname." , Demyx suggested, pointing at Luxord

"Nah, he's already passed out.", Axel sighed

"Well, okay!", Demyx said happily.

Axel pulled Demyx into the car and they headed for the chapel.

Sora yawned and looked around. It looked like he was in a church.

"Ah, he's awake!", Someone said happily.

"Whozat?", Sora asked

"Come on darling. Time to get married!", Tifa said, grabbing Sora's hand and pulling him down the aisle.

At the end of the aisle stood Roxas with Hayner.

"Oh god.", Roxas said, noticing Sora.

"So, how'd you get Yours?", Hayner asked Tifa, smiling

Roxas broke away from Hayner's grasp.

"Jesus Christ Roxas, why is there a huge bandaid on you head?", Sora asked

"Um… Hayner hit me wit his crutch.", Roxas said

"So, let's get out of here.", Sora said

"Oh No you don't! You guys HAVE to get married. It's the rules.", The Voice said

"You're joking!", Sora yelped

"Nope. Riku got married to Yuffie a few hours ago, and Axel and Demyx got married in Vegas a few minutes before that, Oh and Kairi married Cloud at the same time Namine Married Leon. They had a joint wedding too.", The voice giggled

"Voice, I despise you.", Roxas said, walking back over to Hayner.

"Hey, at least you're marrying someone of your sexual prefrence!", Sora whined, walking back over to Tifa.

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Okay! Finally, an update, I know, I like, just posted the Bloody Death of Jimminy Cricket, but after being portrayed in a bad light, my muses had a change of heart.

Next chapter will have a lot of other stuff.

I hope you don't all hate me. (pulls out a picture of Axel's puppy face)

Okay, so yeah, thanks so much for reading and your reviews (I have a lot more than I'd ever dreamed of) ((More than one))

I love you all like Pence loves Sea salt ice-cream.

Ciao!