Disclaimer: I don't own rights to KH or anything KH related.

Haha, now they're in overdrive. I LOVE MY MUSES! (glomps muses) I'm gonna try to finish this chapter before they collapse. They'll probably be tired.

Erm… Marluxia and Zexion know everybody because it's really them, and they're them because they rock. :p

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Kairi giggled, messing up her husband's hair.

"Oh Cloud, you're so hot.", She said happily

Cloud shrugged. "Keep driving.", He said

Kairi shrugged, and suddenly the car screeched to a halt.

"What the hell?", Cloud asked in shock

"Here's your kid!", Said The Voice.

Marluxia popped into the car.

"Where am I, Marluxia asked., "And what are you two doing here?"

"Marluxia?", Kairi asked

"Wow. This is freaky, I'm gonna kill-", Marluzia was cut off

"NO SAYING MY NAME!", Yelled the voice.

Marluxia blinked, and then turned to Kairi.

"So you're my um… mom now?", Marluxia asked

"I guess so.", She replied.

Cloud, after realizing Marluxia wasn't a threat, chose to ignore everything, and started to nap in the passenger's seat.

"You're a salesperson!", Yuffie squeaked

"Yeah.", Riku answered, "So?"

"And you make 20,000 dollars on payday? HOW WILL WE FEED THE CHILDREN?", Yuffie screeched

Riku forgot anything he might have said, "THE CHILDREN?"

"We've yet to have any, but still!", Yuffie whined

Riku sighed in relief, and turned back to the road.

"STOP! Here is your first child!", Said The Voice

Selphie appeared in the car

"Hi, 'm your daughter.", Selphie said happily

Riku stared at her. Then at Yuffie. Then at her. "God, why do you hate me?", He asked

"Hey, Mommy, can we go to the candy store?", Selphie aksed

"Great idea sweetie!", Yuffie beamed and poked Riku in the side.

"Candy, now.", She said sternly.

Riku decided he should invest in earplugs in the near future.

Axel groaned.

"Good morning Axel! I know you're probably hung over and stuff, but I have to tell you something.", Demyx chattered.

"What?", Axel snapped

Demyx grinned and pointed to the chapel.

Axel stared at it, and groaned again, letting his head flop onto the steering wheel.

"I don't wanna marry you.", Axel whined

"You already did.", Demy said, holding up his hand and pointing to his ring.

"Why? I don't like you!", Axel whined some more

"But Axelllllll! I'm so cute!", Demyx whined.

Axel slammed his head on the steering wheel, maybe if he did it enough Demyx would go away.

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"So where are we going for our honeymoon?", Hayner asked

"We're not.", Roxas grumbled

"But honeeeeey!", Hayner whined

"GAH! Don't call me that!", Roxas yelled

"STOP! Your child!", The Voice said.

Olette popped into the car.

"Aw! My daddies are so cute together!", She said happily

"You think so?", Hayner asked

Roxas sped up, considering the consequences of crashing the car this instant.

"Hear that Sugar? We're cute together.", Hayner said proudy

"NO PET NAMES!", Roxas snapped.

"Soooora!", Tifa called, lifting up the couch, "Where are you hiding snugglebear?"

Sora rocked back and forth slowly. "Find a happy place, find a happy place.", He chanted

"There you are!", Tifa said, opening the closet door.

Sora yeped and ran as fast as he could out of the house and to his car.

But his car was gone.

"WHERE'S THE CAR!", He shrieked

"I put it in the repair shop.", Tifa said, "But why are you running Snookems?"

Sora calculated in his head, the repair shop was three miles away.

He could make it.

He sprinted off towards the repair shop.

The man sighed. Today was a slow news day.

"One more mile!", said Sora, running past the man

"He's going really fast!", The guy said astonished, "FOLLOW THAT KID!"

The camera man did as he was told, careful not to drop his camera

Sora stopped at the repair shop, and then he noticed the camera man and reported.

"You've just run the new world record mile, what are you going to do now?", The man asked

"LOOOOOOVVEEEEEYYYY BBUUUUNSSSSS!", Tifa yelled

"Gottagoseeya!", Sora said hopping into his car and speeding away.

Namine sighed, "Leon, The kids are bugging me again!"

"What now?", He asked

"Can we go to the zoo dad?", Asked Tidus, bouncing up and down

"Yeah, can we dad pleeeease?", Wakka asked, also bouncing

Leon went into inner thoughts mode. "Cloud used to love going to the zoo.", He said dreamily.

Namine stared at him, and poked him with a stick.

"Speeding ticket.", she said simply.

Leon sighed and shook his head.

Wakka and Tidus went off to do some other weird child activity… or something like that.

"Mom, dad, I have something to tell you.", Marluxia said, poking Kairi and Cloud.

"What is it dear?", Kairi asked

"I'm gay.", Marluxia admitted

"What a coincidence, so am I.", muttered Cloud

"My best friends are gay.", said Kairi

"So you don't care?", Marluxia asked

"Nope.", Kairi said happily

Marluxia smiled, "You know, aside from the whole thing of Cloud ignoring me, this is the best day of my life, I've never had parents before."

"Come here baby!", Kairi said, teary eyed. She hugged him.

"Mommy!", Marluxia said, hugging back

Cloud rolled his eyes.

Axel sighed, "Demyx, I hate you."

"Oh stop being a baby, I'm sure Roxas wouldn't mind a threesome.", Demyx said

Axel choked.

"W-what?", he squeaked

"STOP! This is your child!", said The Voice

Zexion appeared in the car.

"what? How does this work?", He asked looking at Demyx and axel

"Well when a man and a woman love eachother very much…", Demyx started

"But you're both guys.", Zexion stated.

"Hmmm…", Demyx paused

"And I'm pretty sure I'm older than you Demyx.", Zexion said

"Just forget it.", Axel sighed.

"Ah! Well you see, when you land on the child space-", Demyx started again

"Never mind Demyx.", Zexion sighed.

"But, but", Demyx stuttered

"Shut up Demyx!", Axel said, smacking Demyx's head

"Abuse!", Demyx cried, "Abuse, you're an abusive husband!"

The car stopped again.

"Your second child!", Said The Voice

"What another one?", Riku practically screamed

"Yep. Here.", said The Voice

Pence appeared in the car.

"Oh my god!", Yuffie gasped, "Our child is fat!"

"I'm not fat!", Pence said, his eyes beginning to water.

Yuffie poked his stomach, "Porker."

Pence started to cy.

"Don't cry tubby!", Selphie said, patting him on the back

"Be nice to the fat kid and SHUT UP!", Riku yelled

" I hate this family!", Pence cried

"You're just fat, you'll get over it.", Yuffie said dismissivly

"Wahhhhhhh!", Pence wailed

Kairi hopped out of the car happily, "Look, it's Namine!"

Cloud scowled and turned away.

"Oh, Namine! Hey!", Kairi called

"Kairi!", Namine said happily

"So, our husbands are hot, and we've got kick ass jobs, who do you think will lose?", Kairi asked

"I hate to say it, but Sora probably will.", Namine sighed

"Hey.", Leon said, Tidus and Wakka were bothering Marluxia.

Cloud ignored him.

"Look, I'm sorry!", Leon said

Cloud ignored him some more.

"I swear I didn't mean to get a speeding ticket and have to marry a cop lady!", Leon whined

Cloud turned around slightly. "Prove it.", He said quietly.

And so, Leon and Cloud have a major snogfest, right there in front of their 'wives'.

"Oh my god Kairi, look at them!", Namine squeaked

"They're so hot!", Kairi squeaked back

They sat and squeaked over their 'husbands' until the snogfest was over.

"I think We'll be driving as close together as possible.", Namine said, getting back into her car.

"Hell yes.", Kairi agreed.

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Riku pulled into the retirment home parking lot.

"I'll bet they think they've got me beat.", He laughed evilly.

"RIKU!", Sora screamed, running over to him.

"Sora?", Riku asked

"Hide me, lease god hide me.", Sora begged

Riku stared at him.

"Pudding?", Tifa yelled weakly, her voice was giving out

Sora shrieked and hid behind Riku.

"Hey guys!", Axel said pulling up.

Demyx mumbled around his duct tae.

"Hi.", Zexion murmered

Yuffie got out of the car to go find Tifa.

"Daddy, where'd mommy go?", Selphie asked

Sora stared at Selphie.

"I don't know, ask your brother.", Riku sighed

"But he's scary!", Selphie whined

Pence walked slowly over to Riku and Sora, his black pants dragging on the ground.

"There is death everywhere.", He said, pulling out an eyeliner pencil.

Everybody stared at Pence.

"Sora! Riku!", Kairi said happily

"Hey guys!", Namine said with equal happiness.

"Hey!", Sora said

"Hey.", Riku sighed, taking pence's eyeliner away

Pence went to sulk in a corner.

"So where are your 'Husbands'?", Riku asked

"Making out somewhere, why?", Kairi asked

Riku blushed, "Sorry I asked.", he said

"God! Hayner get off!", Roxas yelled, pushing hayner back upright on his crutches.

"I'm crippled!", He yelled back, "You don't hit crippled people!"

Roxas ignored him and went over to Axel.

"Hi Axel.", He said happily

"Roxas! I haven't seen you once this whole game!", Axel said, grinning

"Oh my god! You're in love with another man!", Hayner said dramatically

Nobody paid attention to him.

"Right, now that everyone's here….", The Voice said, "I'll announce who's going home."

"Bye Riku.", Kairi said sympathetically.

"It didn't say anything yet!", Riku shouted

"Kairi!", The voice announced.

"WHAT?", Kairi screeched.

"Well, you've got the least amount of money.", said The Voice

"Then who won?", Kairi asked

"Riku.", said The Voice

"But he had a crappy job and salary!", Kairi whined

"Ah, but his life chips.", said The Voice

"Yeah, I created a new teaching method, solved pollution, saved an endangered species, found a new energy source, won the nobel peace prize, became PRESIDENT, composed a symphony, painted a masterpiece, wrote a great American novel, discovered a new planet, AND won the lifetime achievement award. All you did was discover a new icecream flavor.", Riku said, sticking out his tongue.

"I ran a world record mil, and swam the English channel, and climbed Mt. Rushmoore.", Sora announced proudly

"How?", asked Roxas

"My wife.", Sora said simply, shuddering.

"Hey, where'd everybody go?", Axel asked, looking around for Demyx.

"They disappeared. Or in Marluxia and Zexion's case, they went home.", The Voice announced.

Kairi sighed, "Well at the very least, could you bring me to Marluxia?", Kairi asked

"No problem!", The Vocie said happily. Kairi disappeared.

"So what now?", Asked Riku.

"Now It's time for…."

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So? So? Eh? Two chapters in one day?

I'm so proud of myself.

… Unfortunately, some of my ideas for this didn't fit in, but most o them did. I was very pleased.

Until next time. ((Um… game? TT))