A/N: These are some yaoi short I have written. They are all FMA! I hope you like them. They have different pairings. Ed x Roy, Ed x Envy, Al x Wrath… I hope you like them! I will write more later! Also, notice how these all start with a question word? I was bored… so what?

Disclaimer: I do not own FMA! But, I own these fanfics, so I therefore must own some part of it! The part I make up!


Number 1

A/N: This one was written when someone asked me to write it… so I wrote it in like 20 minutes (all of them are written in about that time). And this is what started me writing all the 'Question' yaoi shorts!

'Where?' Ed was in complete darkness calling out. He was on a search for Roy, whom had called him to come to the local school building. 'Where are you?' Ed called as he groped for the wall. His hand connected with something sturdy, but it wasn't the wall.

'You found me,' Roy said slowly. Ed almost screamed. Roy had been beside him the whole time, but he hadn't been able to sense his presence. Ed normally could sense his forbidden lover.

'Why didn't you just answer?' Ed angry swings his fist toward Roy, but he only injures the air around his head. 'Are you messing with my head?' He cries. He was in a very sensitive mood, and close to tears.

'I'm sorry. I never meant to hurt you.' Roy sounded very sad, but not so sincere. In fact, it didn't sound like Roy at all. 'That's right Ed, I'm not Roy. I know you can tell, that's why you didn't sense him. He tied up in the closet to floors up.'

'Who are you!' Ed exclaimed, but he already had it all figured out. He screamed and choked back his tears. 'What are you going to do to me!'

'Nothing, but I will steal a kiss.' The fake Roy slowly made his way to Ed, who was currently sprawled on the floor crying. He kissed Ed slowly, and he had to force his tongue in Ed's mouth. The fake Roy moaned. 'I love your taste. Good bye!'

'I hate you, Envy!' Ed cried through his tears. Meanwhile Envy was laughing as he fled the room.

Ten minutes later, Ed found Roy. He fell onto Roy's strong shoulder immediately. Ed cried his whole story out. When Ed finished, they fell asleep, holding each other. Envy say them and felt a pang of jealousy.


Number 2

A/N:I don't know where this one came from… It just happened…

'What?' Ed was confused by the sudden outburst of Roy. It had woken him up. 'What is wrong with you?' Roy yelled again, Ed was wondering whom the yelling was directed at.

'No!' The made Ed get out of Roy's comforting bed. Ed wandered over to Roy's bedroom door. As he leaned against Roy sturdy door, he found out who was being yelling at, or what was being yelled at. Roy was yelling into the phone. 'Riza!' Now Ed knew whom was receiving the yelling on the other side. Ed sneezed. 'I'm not with Ed!'

'That explained the sneeze' Ed thought, 'she must think I'm here, and she must be bad mouthing me.' At those realizations Ed felt hurt. Roy wasn't defending him. Roy growled into the phone. 'Why would Roy defend me, she doesn't know about us, and what if she didn't insult me?' Thoughts like that were speeding through Ed's mind, when the sudden snap of the phone hanging up sounded. It could have been heard in all corners of Roy's house.

'Ed? Did I wake you?' Roy had a twinge of guilt. He also had a very sad look on his face. Ed was worried about questioning it, but he wanted to know what had happened.

'It's ok' Ed commented. 'What was that all about? And why do you look so sad?'

'Riza, she knows about everything!' Roy seemed like he had lost something precious.

'Knows what kind of everything?' Ed already knew the truth, but he wanted to know that Roy could speak it. He leaped into Roy's arms. 'Just say it!' Roy's silence was hurting him.

'She found out about us.' Roy let a single tear drop. Ed had never seen him cry. 'She say or kiss last night at the bar. She's coming over. She thought I was with her. She's hurt, and I know you are too! Ed! What should I do?'

Ed let out a fresh, stream of tears onto Roy's shoulder. 'I'll leave!' Ed yelled so it would come out loud enough to be heard.

'No!' Roy was shocked. 'I love you! I won't let you leave!'

'She thinks I'm not here. And all we do is go through pain and suffering together. I should leave your heart too.' Ed was scared by what had just passed his lips. The thought he didn't want to think. Leave Roy, that's what it came to.

'No!' Roy seemed hurt by that. He planted a warm kiss on Ed's lips. 'I won't let you leave.'

'Fine!' Ed ran and grabbed his pants from Roy's floor. 'I'll be back tonight.' With that Ed left. 'She won't destroy our love!' Ed yelled as he got in his car and drove away.


Number 3

A/N: This one came from me wanting to start my In The Bathroom Stall fic… so I wrote this before I started that fic! I don't know what it has to do with that fic though… other then the Ed x Envy thing…

'When?' Ed sounded confused. 'When should I meet you?' Ed was talking to his little brother. 'I know where… but when? Right NOW!' Ed was surprised his brother wanted to see him so bad.

When Edward finally pulled into the right park -he had gotten lost twice- he noticed his brother was nowhere in sight.

'Envy!' Edward yelled toward the sin, who was sitting in he middle of the park on a swing.

'Took you long enough to get here!' Envy yelled back accusingly.

'You tricked me!' Ed was accusing the obvious.

'I had too!' Envy sounded hurt, but he made a good point. 'I couldn't get you here if I said 'It's Envy, come meet me at the park.' I need you Ed.'

Once again Edward was confused. Why did the sin 'need' him?

'I know what you are thinking, Edward.' Envy sounded apologetic, 'I'm sorry to confuse you. I-I want you!'

At Envy's confession, Edward backed up into the front of his car which was parked behind him. Envy was edging toward him. Envy reached the edge of the park. Edward didn't move an inch.

'Ed' Envy moaned. He reached up and grabbed Edward's arm. He forced a rough kiss on the shorter boys lips. 'I love you, I want you! Can you see that Ed?'

Ed nodded. He let the sin kiss him again. This time the sin slipped his tongue in the blonde's mouth and searched every inch inside his mouth.

As they parted Envy felt somewhat sad. He wasn't kissing the beautiful, short, blonde anymore.

'Envy, I want you too.' Edward confessed, surprising the sin that was still leaning close to Ed. 'I love you!'


Number 4

A/N: I went somewhat violent in this one. I don't understand why it ended that way… It just happened. All the ones from this one forward have been written today! Anyway, this one sorta just came out as I went…

'Why?' Roy was hurt and confused. 'Why did you betray me?'

'It's not like a betrayed you!' Ed shot back with his head down.

'Then what is it?' Roy yelled back. He really wanted to hit the blonde.

'It's just that, I don't love you anymore.' Ed answered uneasily. He backed up a bit. 'I'm sorry, but I don't.'

'Then, that is how you justify what you did? You don't love me!' Roy was close to tears, and he just never cried. 'So, you think it's right to go behind my back and kiss other guys before you break up with me?'

Edward wanted to counter what he was accused of, but it was true. He had kissed Envy, before he had broken up with Roy. He was planning on breaking quietly with Roy, but Roy had found out of his fling with Envy. 'I'm sorry Roy, but I haven't been able to reach you for a week, and I love him!'

At that remark, Roy raised his fist and drove it hard into the blondes stomach. Edward fell over and coughed. Ed was hurt on the ground and for once it didn't effect Roy.

'Roy?' Edward managed to catch his breathe.

'I hope you'd like to know, while I was with you, I was with Riza!' Roy yelled and spat at the blonde. Thinking his job was done Roy started to walk away.

'You did the same thing I did! You over reacted!' Edward stopped Roy in his tracks.

'I did it for her, she wanted me. I never wanted her. You want Envy. This is different.' Roy said slowly. 'But now I know I love her with all my heart!'

'You're heartless Roy! How can you love?' Ed yelled back still on the floor. 'And you did the exact same thing. Quite thinking you are all high and mighty and realize you aren't all that different then me!'

'I am more superior to you! Don't ever talk to me again!' Roy kicked Ed.

'I hope Riza leaves you!' Edward yelled, he was showing every emotion now. With one more kick to his body -this time in the head- Ed was knocked out and Roy left.


Number 5

A/N; This one was fun to write! For it is really cute! I have never used this couple before, so I like it! He is sorta getting to know his feelings.

'Who?' Edward wondered who his brother was talking about.

'You know that one kid we met, Wrath?' Al brought that out slowly.

'Yeah, I know him… What about him?' Ed thought he already knew.

'I feel weird around him. Sort of like I'm attracted to him.' Al sounded overly confused, and Ed had been right about what Al was going to say.

'You probably have a crush on him' Ed told his little brother.

'A crush!' Al was surprised.

'It is natural!' Ed assured his brother. He was happy for Al, he had been so depressed lately and could use someone to help him with that. Ed had tried to help, but it made things worse every time.

'How do I know for sure?' Al was confused. It sounded like he needed to be told everything about love and that kind of stuff.

'You feel weird around him, you feel attracted to him! What other proof do you need?' Ed almost yelled getting excited for Al.

'Well, how do I know he likes me?' Al asked still uncertain.

Ed pulled him into a hug. 'Why don't you ask him?' Ed made a simple suggestion that Al instantly pushed aside. 'Well, then, does h blush around you lots?' Al nodded. 'Does he like to be near you?' Al nodded again. 'Then ask him out! That's about all I can say! He likes you too!'

Al was surprised that his brother would just come out at him like that. Al knew he should. He would! He would ask him to the movies tomorrow!

'Go ask him now!' Ed suggested. At that Al ran out the door to Wrath's house.

The next day, Ed was home alone for Wrath and Al were on their date.


Number 6

A/N: I wrote this because the last one was so cute! They are trying to find out how to kiss…I just love this one!

'How?' Wrath asked Al. They were sitting in Al's small room.

'Well, I've never done this either. I'm new to it too!' Al replied.

'Isn't you're brother gay?' Wrath asked. 'Have you seen him kiss his boyfriends?'

'WRATH!' Al yelled. 'What if Ed hears you? And yes to both questions.'

Wrath smirked. 'Well, let's do what you have seen before.'

Al blushed. He had seen his brother do many things. He had walked in on him many times.

'Not that stuff!' Wrath shot at Al, knowing what he was thinking by his blushing face. Wrath thought his blushing face was cute, so he jumped on top of Al. Al started to struggle.

'What are you doing?' Al asked as he realized he couldn't get free no matter how hard he tried.

'Trying to kiss you!' Wrath placed his lips on Al's. Al moaned as Wrath pushed his lips forcefully onto his mouth. That allowed him to get his tongue in the young blonde's mouth.

As they broke the kiss, Al commented, 'You seem experienced.'

Wrath blushed. He had practiced before he had come to Al's house. He had been making out with an orange. Al knew not to question further. So he just kissed the small boy on top of him.

'I love you.' Al whispered into Wrath's ear.

'I love you too!' Wrath whispered back. They kissed again.


Extra!

A/N: Aren't you all special! You get to read an extra one! I wrote this today at school. At lunch… I was really bored… I got my friend to give me too characters and a word and this is what I come up with! The characters she gave me: Roy and Armstrong, the word: Love! I was really bored!

'The sparkles are scaring me Armstrong!' Roy yelled as he ran away from Armstrong. Armstrong was shirtless again and they were running down the highway.

'But Roy, my love!' Armstrong yelled as Roy ran farther away. Roy was just out of Armstrong's reach, this really bugged the big guy.

'No!' Roy screamed in terror.

'ROOOOOY!' Armstrong yelled. 'I love you!'

'You're evil sparkles of doom!' Roy tripped on a rock.

'Thank you for falling!' Armstrong shouted as he caught up. 'You are now mine.'

Roy screamed as he was swallowed in a hug from those huge arms.

'Get away!' Roy was crying now. He was slapping toward Armstrong's face, but only injured the air around him.

'I love you!' Armstrong announced as he tried to kiss Roy. Suddenly a car hit Armstrong.

Armstrong woke up on his desk again. He was drooling everywhere.

'It was only a dream,' Armstrong sat up. 'Again!'

This was his eighth time that he had that dream. He has never gotten Roy in the end yet.


A/N: I hope you liked those… If you liked the last one… you can give me two characters (FMA, Yaoi/ Shounen-ai couple) and a word… you can see what I come up with… 5 fics per chapter I hope! I will also add random ones I write, that I write just whenever! Keep reading! Also check out my other stuff if you liked this! I hope some of them made you laugh!