A/N: This is an update! OMG! LOL… Well, I've been in and out of writers block for the last little while. But I've managed to write these. I hope you enjoy them. I have some other stuff I while add later. Any review when you are done!
Number 1
Roy X Roy
A/N: I was bored and I figured, 'It's probably never been done before!' So here you go!
Roy was sitting in his office. He felt so bored, he thought it was taking over his body.
He glanced at his mirror. His hair was done perfectly today. He loved his smile. In fact, he loved himself.
He got out of his chair, and wandered toward the mirror. He was turning himself on. It felt very weird.
'You're so handsome!' Roy whispered to his reflection. He placed his lips on the mirror. He kissed his reflection. He was kissing himself.
He paused. 'I wish I could tongue myself.' He whispered to his reflection. He thought about that for a moment. Suddenly he had the urge to try and licked the length of the mirror. He was in full make out mode with himself. He moaned. He was really getting into this.
The door to his office swung open. He jumped as he saw Meas and Havoc�s reflections in the mirror.
'Um… We'll leave you to do… Whatever you are doing.' The end the awkward moment, Havoc closed the door.
Outside the door, Meas and Havoc started laughing ad they walked away. They told everyone in the building how Roy was into himself.
Meanwhile Roy had gone back to kissing his reflection. He didn't realize everyone was hearing about this outside.
Number 2
Riza X Winry
A/N: I realize this is shoujo-ai… Don't point it out to me. I hope you like it though. I think it's a bit corny. But I love this pairing!
Winry was walking toward her favourite lunch table with her pudding. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a short boy ran into Winry. Her pudding fell on her. He apologized to her and walked away.
Now, wearing her pudding she sat down at her favourite table. She heard a girly giggles behind her. She wanted to disappear. She could feel her face heat up. It got much brighter, her face, when the giggling girl sat beside her.
�That was funny.� The girl said. Winry knew that voice. She hadn�t dared to look at the girl yet. Winry was too embarrassed.
Suddenly, under Winry�s lowered nose, was pudding. �Have mine.� The girl was offering it to Winry.
Winry, still red in the face, looked up at a kind smile. It was Riza, she was smiling at Winry.
�Thank you.� Winry mumbled. She quietly ate the pudding, while Riza ate a sandwich.
They were both quiet for a while. Winry started to blush and Riza broke the silence.
�Why are you blushing?� Riza asked, making Winry�s blush that really broke the silence.
�Um� I just thought-� Winry stopped mid-sentence. Riza looked down at Winry. Winry looked at her feet.
�Thought what?� Riza was interested in whatever it was now. Winry was having a really hard time throwing it out in the open.
�Um� That you�re very attractive.� Winry glanced up at Riza. It was Riza�s turn to blush. �Did you not, um, know I was bi?� Winry asked.
�No� But, so am I.� Riza said, �I haven�t told anyone, because I�m scared of what they�ll think.�
�Wanna do something later?� Winry asked.
�Sure!� Riza smiled, it felt good to tell someone the truth. In fact, she had known Winry was bisexual. Riza had hoped Winry would say something so Riza would have a chance to tell Winry the truth.
�How about pizza and a movie, at my place this weekend?� Winry asked.
�Sure,� Riza suddenly felt shy.
They sat in silence as they finished their food. They both knew they would be doing this often.
Number 3
Ed X Al
A/N: As requested by Kitty Elric… I think this one is cute!
A loud cough came from the doorway. It made Al jump. A thump on the floor followed. This worried Al. He was scared to see what he�d find.
�H-hello?� He calls from the living room. Alphonse sits for about two minutes without a reply. Now curious, he gets up to see what it was.
�Oh my gosh!� Al yells as he sees Ed collapsed on the floor. �Are you ok, Ed?�
When silence was the only reply, Al got worried. AL checked to see if his older brother was alive. Good, he was. He had a bad fever though. Ed had been working himself too hard lately.
Al got Ed to the bed with some struggle. Grabbing some medicine and a glass of water, he got Ed to take some medicine. Ed was fast asleep. Al put a cold compress on Ed�s forehead.
Al jumped as the phone rang. �I�ll be back brother.�
Al came back to see Edward shaking. Alphonse went wide eyed. What would he do now? He wrapped Ed up in a blanket. The blonde was scared for his brother.
�I�ll take care of you.� Al held Ed�s hand tightly. He wouldn�t leave Ed�s side until he was better. �I love you. Always.� Al gave a small peck on Ed�s check. Ed would get better soon.
Number 4
A/N: This is the last one as requested by Kitty-Inuyasha. This one was fun to write too.
Envy X Roy
Word: Lemon
Envy moaned. It felt so good, to get out of the sun and all. He had gone into the closest building. Which building was this? It was pretty big and decently air conditioned.
Envy walked up to the first person he saw. This person just so happened to be sitting at the front desk.
�Where am I?� Envy asked her slowly.
She flipped her long blonde hair over her shoulder. Before answering she flashed him a flirtatious smile. �You�re at a hotel. It�s reserved for state alchemists today. I don�t believe you�re one of them.�
Envy flinched as she giggled. She sounded like Lust. He noticed she had unbuttoned the top two buttons of her shirt while he had walked over. She was almost as big as Lust in that manner.
�I while never lower myself to that status of a state alchemist!� Envy suddenly realized what she had just said. �Anou, not being rude, gomen but I met a state alchemist before and he was-� Envy paused to think of the perfect word. �-really stupid and they are just dogs of the military!�
�I see.� She seemed upset. Envy didn�t care anymore. Why worry what she thought of him?
Envy turned around to walk away, but with a sudden crash he ran into a taller man. This man looked to be rather young. His jet black hair was messed up and he had a gash on his left cheek.
�Are you ok?� Envy asked. Why did he care so much today? Did Lust spike his coffee this morning? Well, it wouldn�t be the first time she had.
�No, do I look ok to you?� The man asked snappishly.
Envy jerked back. This man needed some loving and caring.
�Sir, would you like the lemon in your-� The girl was cut of by the mans hand.
�Darla, what did I tell you about my drinks?� He spat.
�Only talk about then in your room.� She answered smoothly, yet added. �But, you haven�t been in your room all day, sir.�
He glared and pulled Envy to his room.
�Darla, I am now in my room,� He yelled at her because she loyally followed him. �And don�t bother me while the door is closed.� With that he slammed the door.
He sized up Envy. He let out a �humph� and decided it was about time he introduced himself.
�I�m Roy. A state alchemist. I overheard you yell at that blonde.� Roy smirked at the glaring sin. �Care to see a real state alchemist at work?�
Envy just keep on glaring.
�That stupid alchemist you met�� Roy paused to pick the perfect word to downsize Edward Elric, �He wouldn�t happen to be the Fullmetal pipsqueak?�
It had been used WAY too many times, but Roy couldn�t give a damn about it. He liked it.
�Yeah, why?� Envy tried to keep his sentences at the minimum.
�He isn�t the one to go to see a real state alchemist. He follows his own rules, not the militaries.� Roy was trying to make this stranger think Roy and Ed were really different. They were, but they were similar too.
�What makes you better then him?� Envy winced at Roy�s quick glare.
�Well, I know what you�ve done with him.� Roy raised a brow as Envy looked shocked.
�What do you mean?� Envy asked.
�I mean, I can show you more pleasure.� Roy laughed as Envy�s jaw dropped.
�What?� Envy exclaimed.
�Well,� Roy stepped toward Envy and unbuttoned his own shirt. Envy wanted this but was scared. Envy pealed of his shirt, for Roy was shirtless now. Roy grabbed Envy�s shoulders and threw him on the bed.
�Are you sure you�re ready?� Roy didn�t like scared little boys.
�Yes� Envy said confidently.
With that Roy discarded his belt. His pants followed. He was now in his boxers. Roy ripped off Envy�s skirt-like thing.
Envy looked up at Roy with his messy hair and his cut was a bit intimidating. Envy felt Roy�s eyeing his body. He suddenly felt a bit self conscious.
Roy�s eyes wandered around the room for a moment. He shut the curtains that led to the balcony. He also locked the door, both balcony door and main door. Armstrong had a knack fro jumping into any unlocked door possible when it was unannounced. He thought it was a blast to see peoples shocked faced when he walked in on them. The bed looked so nice. Roy knew the pillows and sheets would soon be astray though.
Roy, now as naked as Envy, who was completely naked, straddled Envy�s hips. Envy hand a tingly feeling shot down his body. Roy noticed this and kissed Envy�s neck. More tingly sensations shot through Envy�s body. Roy made his way to Envy�s navel with his lips. Slow, soft kisses on Envy�s slightly tan body. Roy licked Envy�s belly button. Envy let a slow moan escape his candy-sweet lips. Roy liked that sound, so he licked Envy�s belly button again. This made Envy moan louder.
Roy looked into the sins dark eyes and smirked. Envy felt pleasure even in Roy�s smirk. Man, Roy was good. Already was he better then the Fullmetal squirt.
Roy placed a finger at Envy�s entrance. He slowly inserted it. Envy flung his head back as Roy inserted two more digits. Envy let out a pleasurable howl.
�This isn�t even the real thing.� Roy laughed.
Roy took out his fingers and thrust the �real thing� inside Envy. That one swift motion caused Envy�s back to arch, trying to get more of Roy inside him. Roy liked the sins eagerness. Roy slowly rocked back and forth. He held onto Envy�s swollen member and moved his hands up and down in the same motion as his body.
Envy�s breath was getting harsh. While realizing that, Roy noticed his own breathing was rough.
Roy suddenly got rougher and faster with his pace. Envy ran his nails down Roy�s back.
�ROY!� Envy called out in pleasure.
�Uhn.� Roy replied, undignified.
Roy rocked his body a bit faster. He hit Envy�s spot as they both climaxed together.
Exhausted Roy positioned himself beside Envy. They looked deeply into each others eyes.
�Much better than Fullmetal.� Envy smiled, very pleased.
A/N: I'm done! I hope you liked it! I while update later! Please review and if you have any ideas just remember, two names and a word… or if you have an actual idea but don't know how to write it out. I will for you! Thanks and bye! Keep reading!
