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Gojyo: … And then there was the time when I had to sacrifice my skintight sexy jeans for baggy ones, because just looking at him was pure torture… I was turned on all the time!

Kato: Tell me about it! Once, Iwaki-san was having problems gaining weight, and I cooked him a special meal, and all I could think of watching him eat the dishes I cooked was how I wanted to gobble him up… (sighs)…

Sanzo and Iwaki roll their eyes at the two idiots, and make polite, sensible conversation with each other.

IwakiSo tell me, Sanzo-sama, what brought you together with Gojyo-san?

Sanzo (disgusted): To tell you the whole truth, I gave in to the bastard just to have some peace and quiet.

Iwaki (sweatdrop): You too, huh? (leans chin on his fist)

Sanzo (startled, double takes): So that's how it is…

Iwaki (drops head on table with a thump): You have no idea…

Sanzo (drily, with a hard look at the silly redhead): Oh believe me, I do.

Gojyo and Kato: Eeh? What are you guys talking about?

Sanzo and Iwaki glance at each other, and roll their eyes.

Gojyo: I think we're being insulted, Kato.

Kato (nods grimly): Time for… PUNISHMENT! Harharhar…