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Gojyo: … And then there was the time when I had to sacrifice my skintight sexy jeans for baggy ones, because just looking at him was pure torture… I was turned on all the time!
Kato: Tell me about it! Once, Iwaki-san was having problems gaining weight, and I cooked him a special meal, and all I could think of watching him eat the dishes I cooked was how I wanted to gobble him up… (sighs)…
Sanzo and Iwaki roll their eyes at the two idiots, and make polite, sensible conversation with each other.
IwakiSo tell me, Sanzo-sama, what brought you together with Gojyo-san?
Sanzo (disgusted): To tell you the whole truth, I gave in to the bastard just to have some peace and quiet.
Iwaki (sweatdrop): You too, huh? (leans chin on his fist)
Sanzo (startled, double takes): So that's how it is…
Iwaki (drops head on table with a thump): You have no idea…
Sanzo (drily, with a hard look at the silly redhead): Oh believe me, I do.
Gojyo and Kato: Eeh? What are you guys talking about?
Sanzo and Iwaki glance at each other, and roll their eyes.
Gojyo: I think we're being insulted, Kato.
Kato (nods grimly): Time for… PUNISHMENT! Harharhar…
