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Iwaki and Kato bear witness to the most shocking event of the millennia. (Hee hee)
Kato (sighs): This reminds me of our wedding day…
Iwaki (snorts): I already told you, I am not going through a renewal ceremony just so you can play "wedding night" again.
Kato: -pouts-
Ordained Minister Chibi Hakkai (solemnly): Do you, chibi Genjo Sanzo, take chibi Sha Gojyo to be your lawfully wedded husband?
Sanzo (glares): Hell NO!
Gojyo (shocked) (tears sparkle in his big chibi eyes): San…zo?
Kato gasps. Iwaki stares, dumbfounded. Hakkai scratches his head. Hakuryu squeaks. Only chibi Goku looks bored, as Gojyo melts and dissolves into a puddle of misery at Sanzo's feet, with the gooey mess oozing pink hearts that go pop! and break into sad, jagged halves.
Sanzo (folds his arms, and turns his face up haughtily): I take him to be my WIFE. I'm the boss, dammit!
Gojyo (inflates back up with a relieved, happy grin): Thank Tenkai he's just acting up again…
Sanzo (rounds on Gojyo fiercely): What did you say, bastard?
Gojyo (holds up his palms): Nothing, nothing, baby!
Iwaki (clears his throat): Um, Sanzo-sama, in this case you are BOTH grooms. So nobody has to be the… er… 'bride'.
Kato (starry-eyed): I'll be your bride this time, Iwaki-san!
Iwaki pops Kato a hit. (Shut up you idiot, this isn't about us!) He relents, and gives the sulking Kato a kiss. Kato beams happily.
Sanzo (still muddled): Huh?
Hakkai: You are both grooms. This is a husband-and-husband marriage ceremony.
Gojyo (grins): Aw, what the heck. I'll be his wife if that's what he wants. (nuzzles Sanzo) So long as he marries me…
Sanzo (squirms, embarrassed)(hisses): Later, you idiot!
Hakkai: A-HEM! No PDA's until you're officially wed, please.
Hakkai glares with his schoolmaster look. Everybody behaves, even the obsessed Kato cuddling Iwaki to death, and the chibi monkey wandering off in search of something edible; since the petals in his basket are, regretfully, not for eating, as he's just found out.
Hakkai: Again. Do you, Genjo Sanzo, take Sha Gojyo to be—
Sanzo (cuts in impatiently): Hell yes!
Gojyo: BABY! (pounces Sanzo)
Hakkai (hastily): You may kiss—aw, what the heck. (Throws his hands up, since the lovers are already kissing wildly.)
Chibi Goku showers the newlyweds with his flower petals. Hakuryu catches the bouquet. Kato determinedly drags Iwaki to the altar.
Kato: Marry us too! Marry us too!
Hakkai (doubtfully): But you guys are already married…
Kato (insistently): Again! I wanna be the bride this time!
Hakkai slides questioning eyes to Iwaki. Iwaki shrugs in defeat.
Iwaki (resigned): Believe me, it's best to just humor the little fool.
Kato: YAY! (jumps for joy)
Goku (scratches his head): But I don't have any more flowers…
Meanwhile, the newlyweds are in a world of their own…
Gojyo (rests his forehead against Sanzo's): I'm so happy, tenshi…
Sanzo: Mm.
Gojyo (eagerly): Next is…
Sanzo (narrows his eyes dangerously): …What?
Gojyo (sheepishly): Er… Hehehe…
Sanzo: -growls warningly-
Gojyo (hurriedly): I wanna have your baby!
And the new husband beats his groom up with the harisen.
The End.
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A/N: LOL The above is pure fanservice for Jessica, who's begging me to get Sanzo and Gojyo married. This will have to do for now… XD
Check out three tiny Sanzo/Gojyo animations by yours truly at befanini DOT deviantart DOT com.
Also,there's another helping of 'guacamole' (new chapter of 53X) updated at mediaminer DOT org.
Later, people.
