Welcome to a Pahkitew Island fic I had this idea of what if Dave was in Team Kinosewak, how would he do without Sky on his team, would he get along with them or not? This is what this fic will be showing us. Hopefully you enjoy this story. It's mostly told in Dave's point of view but I'll try to focus on other characters as well.
This cast was a bit odd to Dave, so far right now there was this weird purple haired kid, he kinda looks like a gnome but he couldn't be too quick to judge, maybe he's normal.
"Want some gum?" A black haired girl with a yellow shirt asked him.
"Your offer of simple confectionery will not save you from the pure evil that is me!" The purple haired kid said with an evil smirk.
"But yes thank you." The purple haired kid said with a neutral look.
Max then chewed the gum and then spit it out "Cinnamon there is no need for you to be that spicy."
Dave decided to add his two cents, "Ha that guy's kinda weir-" Dave began before this guy in a wizard robe began speaking.
"Experiamus, I know many spells to thwart off evil." The robed kid told Dave.
'Oh goodness he's not seriosuly that delusional is he?' Dave thought angrily, though Dave decided to at least be nice "Oh good." Dave told him reluctantly.
Some random pink dressed girl then cupped his face "And there's nothing more magical than a song. Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah."
Soon a bearded boy with an Afro began beatboxing "Song."
'Okay then, now to analyze my surroundings, to the left there are these two girls that look identical, one seems to have a mole though, they're probably twins.' Dave thought 'There's also an Outback girl, she looks very tall and tough.
To my right I see a pudgy girl, a girl with glasses and a bun, and this guy dressed like Chris was running around asking for Chris' name.
I also see a scruffy guy and a big muscly person to his left on a bench, yeah the latter will probably be a big threat later.'
Soon thunder was heard from the outside and the blimp was shaking. Dave did not like the sound of that so he held onto his seat, suddenly Chris appeared,
'Wait how did he get here?' Dave questioned.
"Hello newbies, ready for some fun?" Chris asked in a malicious tone which concerned Dave greatly. He watched some of the past seasons after auditioning so he knew that meant something bad.
Somehow the princess girl and the Chris wannabe didn't pick up on that so they both said "Yes."
"Wow a couple of keeners, I'm sure a bit of pain and starvation will fix that." Chris told the two.
"Let's get started." Chris continued, "This aircraft stinks. And, it is equipped with two emergency exits." He pointed to the first one directly behind him. "Here," and then pointing to the other side of the craft, "and at the end of the cabin."
Chris then knocked on a wooden crate a couple of times before speaking "At the exits… you will find parachute packs."
'I'm expecting a catch. Knowing this show there probably is one.' Dave thought to himself.
"Only half of them contain actual parachutes. The other half contains surprises that will be utterly useless while falling from the sky." Chris smirked.
'And there it is.'
"Who knows." Chris shrugged "This season is full of surprises." He then pulled out a remote. I stood up slowly, because I was certain I would need to run for those parachutes.
Chris then hit the remote and the entire blimp shook violently.
Everyone began running for the parachutes, Dave grabbed a parachute but Topher then swiped it from him.
"Sorry I kinda need this." Topher apologized.
"Ugh figures." Dave groaned before grabbing another parachute.
We then see Dave jump out the blimp.
'Please be the right cord.' Dave begged.
Dave then pulled the cord and a parachute opened "Ha, would you look at that."
Soon he slowly descended to the ground and then Chris began speaking "Would everyone who had actual parachutes go to the right."
Dave then joined the Australian Outback, the Twins, the farm boy, the small evil wannabe and the female nerd.
"Welcome to Pahkitew Island." Chris announced "On the right, everyone who had actual parachutes."
"Scarlett, Dave, Rodney, Jasmine, Max, Amy, and Samey." Chris announces.
"Uh it's Sammy." The girl known as Sammy said.
"But Amy says everyone calls you Samey." Chris pointed out.
"Well yes but-" Sammy tried to say before Chris continued.
"Because you're the second twin, the lesser Amy if you will." Chris continued.
"But my real name is…" Sammy continued before Chris snapped at her "You're officially Samey."
'Okay wow, clearly those twins have issues.' Dave thought in shock.
"Your team name will be the… ahem… 'Pimâpotew Kinosewak', which is Cree for 'Soaring Eagles'!"
"Um no sorry wrong that' means the Floating Salmon." The yellow shirted Cree girl told them.
"Oh." Chris said before chuckling "Then I guess you're the Floating Salmon."
"Those without chutes, Shawn, Leonard, Ella, Topher, Beardo, Sky, and Sugar you guys are the Wayneithem Maskwak which in Cree means the Ferocious Tig…" Chris said before Sky the same girl from earlier corrected him "The Confused Bears."
Chris ripped up a piece of paper and turned to Chef "This is what you get for using a free online translator."
"My bad." Chef said.
"Anywho since there's nowhere for you to sleep tonight, we figured that today's challenge should be to build your own shelter." Chris smirked.
"Oh muffin tops, I'm too tired for that." Sugar said before sitting on a rock in which Dave saw Beardo make a fart noise.
Dave watched as Sugar tried to defend herself for not farting but then Chris interrupted her "Hey fart monster."
Sugar then turned to Chris as he began speaking from on top of a junk pile "Yeah I was talking."
"Each team can use any of these supplies but these supplies are guarded by Chef." Chris explained as Dave turned to see Chef with a tennis ball blaster "Armed with a tennis ball blaster."
"A glancing blow will sting." Chris told them before a tennis ball hit Topher's face.
"Ow my sexy face." Topher said in agony.
"Grow up." Dave muttered.
"And a direct hit can take you right to the ground." Chris continued.
Soon a tennis ball hit Max as he fell to the ground.
"Would someone help that little boy to his feet?" Chris asked.
Dave tried to help Max up but the purple haired boy ended up falling again.
"Good enough on with the challenge." Chris said.
Dave listened as Chris told them that Team Maskwak would be building further inland while Kinosewak will be building by the beach.
"Best shelter according to me, wins." Chris finished "And begin."
Soon the tennis ball blaster began shooting.
"Let's move Salmons." Jasmine told her team.
Dave sighed as he realized one thing, this would be a long season.
Author's Note: Well what do you think so far? Hopefully I'm portraying Dave well so far. Hope you enjoyed this first chapter and I'll see you soon.
