Child On The Doorstep
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Chapter 2: Black She-Hulk
When Noah and Kurt woke up, they heard something hit the wall. Soon the men were dressed and saw Mercedes holding Blaine in a headlock. Then Mercedes says to Noah, "Quinn is on her way here with Mr. and Mrs. H. Blaine was cheating on Kurt with Sam, who is passed out in your front yard. Let's just say, Blaine got Sam to swing both ways after we got back together, and I found him fucking Sam before I chased him here." Soon Blaine passes out and Noah takes him outside after they hear Sam moaning.
Then they hear Noah yelling at Blaine, "Sam is your best friend, and you drugged him to one-up Kurt? Are you crazy, Blaine? Sam is with Mercedes!" Sam says something, but they couldn't make it out. Then they heard glass break before they went outside and saw the window smashed in on Blaine's car as he and Sam left. Then Mercedes says, "Ha, I threw a rock through Blaine's car window, and I think Puck threw Blaine through it."
When Noah came back in, he took Kurt into his arms and kisses him passionately, as Mercedes and Tracy giggled. Then Mercedes says to Tracy, "Ha, Tracy, I know about your bet with Auntie Tana and Auntie Queenie. I think I want to get in on that bet too now." Before, Kurt asks, "What bet?" But before Tracy can reply, Noah kisses Kurt's neck as Mercedes takes Tracy to her room.
Soon Tracy starts playing the baby shark song on repeat loudly as Mercedes hears Noah moaning faintly. Before she says, "Is that why you made the bet, Tracy? Ha, I am so glad the other girls aren't here right now. I bet your Mama Rachel will back out on the bet if she heard that. Now, I know why this song is playing when I call Dada Kurt."
This makes Tracy glare at Mercedes the way Noah does and yell, "If you weren't here, I'd be going deaf listening to my iPod right now, and it died that day! Papa Nono is so loud, Grandpa Burt heard that from outside the house!"
Then Noah gets louder and Tracy looks outside to see it's raining before giving Mercedes a bag of Skittles and says, "Text Tana and Mama Rachel to tell them I said the bet is off. We both know Queenie will be my Bubba or sissy's mama. Besides, do you want your baby to take pills like Mama Rachel does?"
Mercedes chuckles as Noah got even louder and hands Tracy two new iPods before saying, "These are from Auntie Tana and Mama Rachel. They knew you would cancel the bet after they both heard Papa Nono while you were at Grandpa Burt's house." Then Mercedes gave her earplugs and said, "These are from me." She soon took some earplugs out of her ears and winked at Tracy before she left.
Soon the men were dressed and found Tracy in bed wearing earplugs. Then they noticed a note from Mercedes under Tracy's new iPods. As Noah reads the note, he chuckles and says, "Tracy might be taking sleeping pills when she is older, and she made a bet with Mercedes, Rachel, and Quinn that one of them will be the surrogate a week ago," This made Kurt blush, but he says nothing.
Soon, Noah and Kurt were cuddling on the couch when Noah says, "My first time with Karofsky after what happened to me. I kept thinking of all the shit he put you through. I know he is not like that anymore, but …"
Noah takes Kurt's hand as he says, "I should have been a better friend after Finn died." Then he gets up and goes to the bedroom. Then comes back with Finn's lettermen jacket and says, "Mr. Schue had it and Mrs. Schue gave it to me when I was in the hospital in the psych ward for a month." Kurt put on the jacket after taking off his clothes as Noah made sure Tracy was asleep.
Before long, Noah was sucking Kurt's penis as Kurt straddles Noah, while they were on the couch. Then, Noah paid special attention to the head of Kurt's penis. After Kurt came into Noah's mouth, Noah carries Kurt to the bedroom. As the men stare at each other while stroking each other's penises, Kurt softly sings, "The Stroke." Billy Squier.
(Kurt)
Now everybody
Have you heard?
If you're in the game
Then the stroke's the word
Don't take no rhythm
Don't take no style
Got a thirst for killing
Grab your vial
You put your right hand out
Give a firm handshake
Talk to me
About the one big break
Spread the ear pollution both far and wide
Keep your contributions by your side and stroke me, stroke me
Stroke me, stroke me
Could be a winner, boy, you move quite well
Stroke me, stroke me
Stroke me, stroke me
You got your number down
Stroke me, stroke me
Say you're a winner, but man, you're just a sinner now
You put your left foot out
Keep it all in place
Work your way
Right into my case
First, you try to bed me
You make my backbone slide
But when you find you bled me
Step on by
Keep on
Stroke me, stroke me
Give me the business all night long
Stroke me, stroke me
Stroke me, stroke me
You're so together, boy
Stroke me, stroke me
Say you're a winner, but man, you're just a sinner now
Then Noah kisses Kurt before finishing the song.
(Puck)
Better listen now
Said it ain't no joke
Let your conscience fail you
Just do the stroke
Don't you take no chances?
Keep your eye on top
Do your fancy dances
You can't stop, you just
Stroke me, stroke me
Stroke me, stroke me
Stroke me, stroke me
Stroke me, stroke me
Do it
Stroke me, stroke me
Stroke me, stroke me
Keep on
Stroke me, stroke me
Yeah, you're gonna
Stroke me, stroke me
Say you're a winner, but man, you're just a sinner now
Chapter 3 should be up soon. I'm sorry about the song, but it seemed perfect for all the sex they were having.
