Child On The Doorstep

Chapter 3: Papa Hulk

One day, not long after, Kurt's divorce was finalized. Tracy asks Noah to take her to school in Kurt's car, which has tinted windows, and as they head to Tracy's school, she says, "Papa Nono, the kids at school have never seen your truck, and since Dada never gets out. The kids don't know what he looks like, and all I want you to do is wait five minutes before getting out, Papa Hulk."

When he pulls up to her school, Tracy gets out as the kids chant, "Crazy Tracy has two dads! She's too dumb to know her dads are fags!" It went on for four and a half minutes as the kids pushed Tracy back and forth between them. Then Noah gets out after Tracy gets pushed to the ground. As he gets out, he yells, "Hey!" Then the kids froze in fear as he walked over to Tracy. As the kids stare at Noah, he roars before he picks Tracy up and takes her inside.

Fifteen minutes later, Tracy used Noah's phone to stream him yelling at the principal, saying, "I'm Noah Puckerman, her dad's new boyfriend and your worse nightmare! If I come here again! It will be with a flamethrower and a bazooka! That is my future stepdaughter, and I will not put up with her being bullied like that again! She almost hit her head out there! Did you know her Grandpa was Congressman Burt Hummel?"

The principal's face goes white as he says, "He has been here twice since Tracy started school. Look, I know your mom Norah and I heard about what happened to you, Puck."

Noah then got in the principal's face and said, "That's Mr. Puckerman to you, you son of a bitch! You have no clue what I have been through, and we are not friends! Do your job and keep those little jerks away from Tracy!" Soon the stream ends, and Burt shares it on his page.

When Noah returned to get Tracy, he was standing by his truck with a paint gun in one hand and a Super Soaker in the other. This time, Dave Karofsky was streaming it on Facebook as Noah yelled at some kids bullying Tracy. After one of them asks, "Where is your Uncle Hulk you keep talking about, and you know your new papa can't watch you all the time." Noah went up to the kid and said, "Hey, that's Papa Hulk now, and I'm right here!" Then Noah smirks as the kid wets his pants before running away.

Half an hour later, Burt got a call from Noah and said with a chuckle, "I had a feeling you would call, Puck. I caught Dave's stream too, and I can't wait until you are Tracy's new papa."

Then Noah clears his throat and says, "That's why I'm calling, Burt, and I can't keep calling you Mr. H, if we are going to be in-laws someday. So, do I have your permission to ask Kurt to marry me?"

Burt watches Carole buy a flannel shirt and a cap with a P on the front as he says, "Sure, Mr. P, by the way, I just had Carole buy some things for you so you can be a little more like me."

Noah chuckles as he says, "Let me guess, a flannel shirt and a cap. She just sent me a picture, and I don't know if you caught Tracy's stream, but Mr. Hillard's face went white when I mentioned your name. I'm so glad Tracy had me take her to school today. But I wish you or Kurt could have seen what happened in person." Then he says, "I can't wait until Tracy is thirteen now."

Burt chuckles a little, then whispers, "Rachel told me about your bladder, and I guess you filled those balloons you threw at Kurt when you still bullied him. I hope that's why you bought the Super Soaker. If so, you have my permission to marry Kurt."

Noah watches Kurt play with Tracy as Noah sits on the couch and says, "Thanks, Burt, and make sure to wear your matching clothes when you come down. By the way, Mr. P will be Tracy's bullies' worst nightmare."

Burt chuckles at this and says, "I want you to take Tracy to school in your Humvee tomorrow dressed in Camo and stream it on Facebook. Well, I got to go. By the way, I need to take pills to be like you." Soon, Carole starts yelling at Burt, and he ends the call as Noah chuckles.

The next day, Noah takes Tracy to school in the Humvee, dressed in Camo Air Force fatigues. As he takes Tracy out of her car seat, she takes his phone and starts streaming on Facebook when someone yells, "Hey, Faggot!" Repeatedly as Noah heads inside with Tracy.

The guy follows them inside, and as Noah puts Tracy down, he growls as the guy starts pushing him. Then he punches the guy in the face, breaking his nose as he knocks him out. Soon the kids were cheering as Mr. Hillard came up to Noah and said, "I see you met Richard Talbot. He has harassed a lot of same-sex parents for the last five years. None of them would stand up to him and end up pulling their kids out before the other kids could even start bullying them. Richard's son, Ricky, is Tracy's worst bully. You just got lucky he got suspended this week. It ends Monday, and I can't expel him because Richard's mother, Janet, is the head of the school board." Soon, Richard starts waking up, and Tracy gives Noah his phone as he leaves when security guards help Richard up.

When Noah returns to get Tracy, Richard is also there to get his daughter Natalie. Once again, Richard taunts Noah as Noah is stone-faced as he waits for Tracy. Soon Richard was in Noah's face saying, "Fag, faggot, queer, homo, dick sucker, butt fucker!" Before Richard can react, Noah is body-slamming him to the ground, knocking him out again. Then Janet walks up to him and threatens to kick Tracy out of school if Noah hurts Richard again.

Noah gets in her face and yells, "Go ahead, bitch! I'm not afraid of you or your son! You can't intimidate me like you did the other parents for being gay! Bitch, I will come here every day if I have to, but I won't back down or run away! Tracy deserves a chance to come to this school just as much as the other kids! Now, if you threaten me again, I will have you fired! My commander General Michael Young, donates to this school every year, and I doubt he would put up with the shit you have pulled!" Janet pees on herself and backs away, stuttering. Soon the other parents were clapping and cheering as Tracy walked up to Noah, trying to stifle her laughter.

Chapter 4 will be up soon.