Well this chapter came so quick because it was a dare by Masha to write a sex scene for Katz and Cartman, send it to Katz, then only after Katz replied to say "OOPS WRONG WINDOW"

It would've been funny if Katz hadn't said "Omfg -awesome-"

Okay here goes.


Away from all the MADNESS there was more MADNESS in Wiscorida!timestwenty

"I love you Kenny" Said a very happy girl named Kayla but everyone called her Key! She was a FEMALE with brown hair that curled weird and was not the snappiest dresser. (I'm being real psh psh)

"I love Kenny more!" Screamed Katz! She was very angry that Key was getting more attention! Katz was very pretty and skinny and was a good dresser with cool reddish-purplish hair!

"I am such a pimp!" Said Kenny very happily while he got a massive erection. Kayla started fondling it until it started barking at her and she was very scared!

Suddenly Katz was scared but not at Kenny's penis. She was scared for herself! What had she become! She was a "ho" or a "slut" or a "penis faced fucker" as some would put it! Oh no! She loved Kenny but oh no no! She needed to get away!

LATER!

Later, Katz confronted Key.

"Key I need to get away from Kenny's hot loving." She said in a very sad way that made Key's heartache like a million aching hearts.

"I know what to do!" She said and she whispered her amazing plan into Katz's ear, and Katz was amazed by how good it was! But secretly Key was thinking how great it would be when Kenny dumped that ZERO for a HERO and then she could have all the sex she wanted with Kenny and Katz wouldn't get in the way anymore!

LATER!

A week later, Katz was in Africa. She found Cartman! That's right! He was riding an elephant and was calling people niggers and a lot of other shenanigans!

"CARTMAN!" Katz screamed as she pounded her chest. All the animals stopped and stared! I bet you didn't know that Katz was king of the jungle!

"Yes my beautiful flower:)" Cartman said even though he'd never seen Katz before.

"Cartman I need you to have sex with me so I can forget about Kenny and his pimping ways!" She said tears in her eyes! Cartman was so saddened by this he began to cry and simply nodded and they both went into his African tent.

The first thing they did was take off each other's clothes with their tongues. It was very hot and sexy. Then, they both got all greasy and HOT. Katz then laid down on Cartman's Hulk Hogan sleeping bag and spread her legs as wide as she could. Cartman kneeled down and inserted his extremely erect penis into her extremely not erect vagina. They moaned and moaned and weren't using any protection and Cartman was about to ejaculate when all of a sudden… who but MR. MACKEY opened the tent flap and said to them scoldingly.

"Don't forget to use a condom m'kay!" He said as he waved a scolding finger at them as he scolded them.

Cartman laughed out loud at how foolish he was! "How utterly disgraceful and stupid I was!" he said as he took his penis out of her vagina and put a neon green glow in the dark Mr. T talking condom on. He then quickly put his penis back in and cummed! They were both very happy and Katz felt a lot better! Yay!

But little did they know that something crazy was going to happen.


Yay for really badly written sex scenes. Comments are fucking cool.