Haha. SORRY FAGGOTS I never did continue this did I.
Well here you go if any of you actually still want to read this or still remember.
The last couple of days had been a mcFLURRY of events! (insert the events here)
However, it was just getting started! We now bring another girl into the story!
Her name is Taylor and she is an anorexic pig fucking cock sucking scrotum eater, but we call her Taylor. Now Taylor was a very special girl and do you know why? Well, she has DSLKJFSDLKJGFSDLKGSJDFLKSDJKLS (drama!)
(that means you'll have to wait to find out)
Anyway, Taylor was walking in South Park when she saw Cartman, who'd recently returned from Africa. She felt her vagina tingle and become moist. She watched as he ran through the road, his 2642 rolls of fat cascading off one another, sweating in almost every crevice and not crevice you could imagine. His visible lack of package turned her on even more so, and his greased back hair overdid it completely. Suddenly she had a major orgasm that flowed down her legs and onto the ground. Everyone (that means Stan, Kyle, and Tom the crab person) stared and began to Lol.
Taylor cried! She was very humiliated that Ed and Zu might get together and that she was not in love at the moment!
But as his friends laughed, Cartman stopped to stare. He saw this girl in obvious pain and held out his hands. "HEY YOU FUCKING CRACKERS LEAVE HER THE FUCK ALONE SHE IS ANOREXIC CAN'T YOU SEE?" now Taylor isn't anorexic anymore, but I like to say that word.
Taylor cried tears of joy, in fact so many tears of joy she actually began to drown.
Meanwhile Kenny was still in Wiscorida, and he was signing up for neopets. He had already made a blue kacheek named loverbaby696969 and a green elephante named ilovegirlz69doggystyle
Back to Taylor, she was drowning and actually so was everyone else, she cried so much. The tears of course mixed with her vaginal juices so yeah.
Suddenly, Cartman pounced on her and they had some very hot water sex.
But let me explain
He pounced on her and they both were pushed into the DEPTHS of the watery vagina mixture. While they were under Cartman slipped off her shirt and Taylor kicked him until his pants came off. Then, he bit off her bra and she bit off his GENIS (meaning his boxers) and then she pulled off her own panties and shorts with her teeth, while Cartman left his shirt on so his 293458 (they grew) rolls of fat would not completely engulf her. He inserted his penis (or maybe it was a roll of fat, neither were sure) into her hot and very wideset vagina and well THEY HAD SEX.
But then something crazy was about to happen and Taylor's special powers would come into play.
I mean
But little did they know something crazy was about to happen
Uhhh sorry this one really sucks I'm really tired.
