I read this prompt and immediately thought of this scene. I had to write it.
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Prompt: "I can't believe you're actually wearing my clothes" / 2x05 "Don't Hate the Player"
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"Hey," Jane greeted as she entered Maura's office. "What is 'Le Beau Truc'?"
Maura turned from the file she was reading to look at Jane. "Five-star French restaurant. Brilliant nouveau take on escargot. Why?"
Jane sighed. "I'm meeting Jesse Wade. He wants to do the interview there."
"Oh," Maura despondently replied. "That is a fancy restaurant for an interview."
"Frost thinks it's a booty call." Jane rolled her eyes.
"I see."
"So, is this okay?" Jane gestured to the suit she was wearing.
"Are you out of your mind?"
"What? I'm interviewing him. I'm not actually trying to have sex with him."
"Yes, but a fancy restaurant like Le Beau Truc requires a more sophisticated and put together ensemble."
"Really?" Jane looked at Maura with disdain.
"I know." Maura took off her jacket and turned around, brushing her hair behind one shoulder. "Unzip me."
"What? Here? Maura, I love you but I will have sex with you here with the glass windows and –"
"Jane," Maura interrupted, "we'll trade clothes. So you look more presentable."
"Oh." Jane paused for a moment, then said, "Wait, no. Are you crazy?"
"Just put it on."
Moments later, Jane was standing in Maura's tight fitting, pink dress and Maura was in Jane's suit.
"It smells like a deco," Jane grumbled.
"Oh, men are not attracted to the smell of death." Maura retreated behind her desk to fetch something.
"Good thing I don't want him to be attracted to me." Jane replied as Maura returned with a bottle of perfume. She sprayed Jane from head to toe with the fragrance. "Maura," Jane whined.
"There." Maura looked Jane up and down. "Oh. Those boots are fashion homicide." She began to take off her own shoes.
"No. No! Those shoes are foot homicide."
Maura handed her shoes to Jane. "Put them on."
"Fine," Jane muttered as she slipped off her socks and boots. "But you owe me a foot rub tonight."
"Okay," Maura acquiesced. "Oh. You look sexy."
"Yeah?" Jane softened for a second as she basked in Maura's love. "You look..." Jane trailed off trying to find the right words to describe Maura in her clothes.
"What?"
Jane smiled and stifled a laugh. "I - I can't believe you're actually wearing my clothes."
Maura chuckled.
"I would totally kiss you right now if I could," Jane admitted.
Maura blushed and stared down at the floor for a moment before looking back up at Jane.
"You should go so you're not late for your interview."
"Yeah." Jane turned to leave, but then stopped and turned back to look at Maura. "You know I love you?"
"I love you, too, Jane."
Jane turned and headed out the door to her unconventional interview.
