"What a good day for crime scene investigations" said Horatio, as he walked out of the crime lab to his car. "Hey Calleigh, wanna come get some coffee?"

"How bout no" responded Calleigh

"Well would you like to come back to my place to talk?" Said Horatio

"I'm not having sex with you Horatio" said Calleigh, rolling her eyes.

Horatio said "well how bout you just come with me to my ca..." Suddenly a car came out of nowhere and hit Horatio, it was Eric

"GET THE GUNS TO FINISH HIM OFF" he yelled to Calleigh, and she ran inside, and emerged a few seconds later with a machine gun and she shot up Horatio's soon-to-be lifeless corpse. The 2 then got gasoline, and set the crime lab on fire with Horatio's body inside, so they could never figure out who did the crime. They then drove away against a radiant sunset.

The End