Hello my fellow peoples, this is your over lord! Have fun, but not to much, just a little, and don't drink, naughty Shippo and Rin their minors, drinking. I'll shut up now.
"I'm bored," Inuyasha said staring at the ceiling
"Me to," Kagome agreed
"Me three," Sango said
"Us to," Miroku, Shippo, Rin and Sesshoumaru said… Rin and Sesshoumaru?
"What the hell are you doing here?" Inuyasha screamed.
"I don't know? I felt really bored and I was brought here by some strange vortex or shit," Sesshoumaru said indifferently
"Me to," Rin agreed
Hello? Hello? Is this thing on? (Tapping on celestial microphone) Inuyasha, Kagome, Sango, Miroku, Shippo and Rin looked at each other with shock (Sesshoumaru's always got that cold mask on.
Oh I guess it is working by the looks on your faces! My name's Anime Lover Motoko or just ALM, I'm your host this evening so let's get moving!
"Does anyone know what she means?" Rin asked
"No," everyone answered. (Teardrop from ALM)
"Hey I have an idea!" Kagome shouted jumping to her feet
"What?" everyone answered
"Let's play '100 bottles of beer on the wall'!"
"But we don't have a hundred bottles of beer," Sango said
"Uh, we do now," Miroku, said pointing at the far wall (stacked to ceiling with beer, good beer to)
"Let's get started! Who wants to play?" Kagome asked. Everyone put up his or her hand.
"Who here knows how to play?" Kagome asked. No one put up his or her hand. Kagome sighed.
"Okay we all have to drink 100 hundred bottles of beer while singing the song and playing lots of different party games such as truth or dare, 7 minutes in heaven or spin the bottle, there is no real winner or loser it's just a fun game, lets get this party started!"
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"What are we going to play first?" Rin asked
"Well you and Shippo are still up so well have to play a non-sexual game," Inuyasha, Sesshoumaru, Miroku, Sango and Kouga groan… Kouga?
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"What the hell are you doing here?" the original group shouted
"I've come to play," Kouga said
"But now we have way more guy's than girls!" Kagome and Sango exclaimed. Boys smirk.
You hentai boys! Naughty naughty, but girls I have brought reinforcements, and I want to play!
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Two girls appear in the middle of the room. A brunette and a blonde. The brunette was tall (she could nearly see eye to eye with Inuyasha!). Her golden brown hair swung down past her waist and her eyes were a near black brown, the guy's though didn't notice this but noticed how much clothing she was wearing, or how little. She was wearing a bikini top covered partially with a small boob tube that ended under her breasts. She also wore her bikini bottoms covered by two fire truck red flaps that were tied like a sarong at her hips. The boy's were also pleased to see that the flaps ended at the very top of her thighs.
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The blonde was shorter and had piercing blue eyes her white blonde hair was cut at shoulder length and tied back with a small lackey band, two small bands framed her face. She was more casually dressed and wore a shrunken golf t-shirt and cargo pants.
"Hello I'm the one they call ALM and this here is my friend Cookie," the brunette said pointing to the shy blonde. The group was sitting on the ground so some people were quite pleased when ALM bent down to shake their hands.
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By now some people were quite a bit pissed and they had just finished plying duck duck goose when Shippo and Rin were knocked out cold from the alcohol consumption.
"YAY! NOW FOR OUR TURN!" the guy's shouted as the girls laid the children in a different room.
"So what are we going to play?" Inuyasha asked
"What about truth or dare?" ALM suggested, everyone now knew (with Cookies help) that ALM was just a bit crazy and that she would do anything, and I mean anything in truth or dare. They also found out that she was a belly dancer, very athletic and thought that the world was a stage and that everything should be finished with a bang.
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The guy's eye widened with shock at the last bit of information they were told (thank you celestial microphone) and agreed. The girls also agreed and this started off their first game for the evening.
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"I'll start, Sango truth or dare?" Miroku asked, just a bit tipsy.
"Um, truth," there was groan from the crowd.
"Will you bear my children?"
"No, I've told you a million times," Sango said, everyone was partially drunk so no one really noticed when Sango slapped Miroku.
"Okay my turn, um, Cookie truth or dare?" Sango said wiping her mouth.
"Um, dare," Cookie, said apprehensively.
"I dare you, um, to…bark like a dog," Cookie did her best impression of a dog, which left every one laughing.
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"Okay my turn, Miroku truth or dare?" Cookie asked eyeing the startled miko
"Truth,"
"What is the farthest base you have ever gotten?" the group stared at Kagome as he blushed
"2nd,"
"OH MY GOD! Even I've gotten father than second!" Cookie screamed
"SHUT UP anyway my turn, ALM truth or dare?" Kagome asked
"Dare of course, darling," ALM said smoothing out her skirt
"I dare you to make out with two of the guy's here right now," the group stared at the sweet Kagome they thought they knew.
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"Hmmm tough decision," ALM said looking at the guy's "but…I've never made out with brothers before so I'll try some thing new," she grabbed Inuyasha's haori and pushed him to the ground taking him by surprise, she kissed him passionately before leading him over toward Sesshoumaru. She let go of Inuyasha and started to kiss Sesshoumaru running her hands through his hair. Sesshoumaru kissed her back pushing HER to the ground. ALM was surprised but realized she had landed next to Inuyasha making this the perfect opportunity to complete her dare. While still kissing Sesshoumaru she slid her body over Inuyasha running her hands down the length of his body. While she gasped for air she realized she forgot to ask something.
"How… Long?" she asked panting before being pulled into a kiss by the younger brother. She heard her shout two and ALM decided that for the last minute she should do something special. She jumped up quickly away from the two brothers and saw her opportunity to close this performance. She quickly jumped back onto Inuyasha straddling his waist and pulled Sesshoumaru into the finishing kiss.
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ALM as soon as she felt the two minutes go off in her head sprung from Inuyasha's lap and landed gracefully back into her original seat.
"Tah Dah! You like my finale? I'm pretty sure Inuyasha did," she winked at him and Inuyasha went quite red.
"Well done ALM I'm pretty sure that had to be the most erotic thing most of us have ever seen," Miroku complimented (AN? I'm not sure that, that is a compliment.). Sango went red and slapped Miroku hard.
"Well I think everybody's had a turn at playing, why don't we try a new game?" Kagome said her voice slurring slightly.
Hello! I want some of yus to join in the fun so send me ur name and what you look like and you could be in the next exciting episode of 100 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL! ALM is not so bad, she just teases, but she is that crazy in real life. Also please specify ur match, I'm not the love doctor for crying out loud!
