"YAY NEW GAME!" Everyone screamed. There was a bang and two people were deposited in the middle of the room.
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The first to get up was an insane looking girl with black spiky hair tied in a ponytail. She was wearing a pair of faded skinny leg jeans and a crop top with 'blondes may have more fun but brunettes can read' in bright red and silver letters. Her eyes had to be the most noticeable though as they were red with no pupils, although you would think that this would make her look evil it just added to her insane, wild, fun loving composure.
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The other was a cool looking guy with short messy blonde hair silver streaks dashed through it randomly. He wore a light blue top with black and silver scrawls over one side. A pair of khaki green army pants finished off the 'I'm the hottest guy on the planet look'. His best features by far were his piercing blue green eyes.
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"My name's Chi Koen Koe I go by Chi. This here guy is Jake. Can we join in?" the girl with the black messy hair said bouncing a black shiny object up and down that looked suspiciously like a bomb…
"YES!" All the girls screamed. ALM grabbed Chi's hand and dragged her down beside her, they immediately started to talk about random world records they both knew. The rest either looked jealously at Jake or drooled visibly from alcohol consumption.
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"So what are we going to play?" Jake asked, the most sober of the remaining people.
"What about spin the bottle?" Sesshoumaru said. A couple of people stared at him but quickly got over their shock. Kouga looked wistfully at Kagome. Jake noticed this and his eyebrow twitched. Kouga's eyebrow twitched, the battle began… Kouga quickly got annoyed and attacked Jake, Jake lashed back and a full out brawl was ensured.
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When the dust subsided Jake had Kouga in a wrestling hold and had both his arms behind his neck. He whacked a hand across the back of Kouga's head necking him out cold.
"I like you," said Inuyasha leaning heavily on Jake's shoulder as he stood. Jake shook Inuyasha's hand and both sat down to talk about fighting and guy stuff.
"How'd you bet Kouga, your not demon!" Kagome asked inching closer to Jake.
"It's called…" there was a silence "BEING COOL Kouga obviously has none," Chi and ALM started to randomly giggle and pat the floor.
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"What's wrong with them?" Miroku asked
"I think it might have something to do with that cone they've got," Sango exclaimed. The rest of the group noticed and were curious. They started to giggle louder.
"Come here, fluffy," ALM said her voice lilting, both girls giggled some more. Everyone looked at Sesshoumaru.
"WHAT!" Sesshoumaru shouted, everyone was curious but scared and pushed Sesshoumaru toward the pair. Before he had a chance to speak for himself the cone was stuffed in his mouth. Surprised he breathed in deeply. The girls giggled and collapsed in his lap. Sesshoumaru looked at them and laughed. HE LAUGHED! Inuyasha fainted. Kagome screamed. Cookie gasped. Miroku and Sango clutched at each other for dear life. And Jake was just to cool to care (AN: THE APOCYLPSE IS HERE! No not really. But close. Inuyasha didn't really faint either, just pretending).
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Kagome quickly got over her fear and was soon giggling with the other three. Inuyasha, Miroku, Sango, Cookie and Jake decided to play 'spin the bottle' on their own.
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"I'm first," Miroku exclaimed spinning the bottle. It spun for a while and landed on…
COOKIE! Cookie blushed and leaned across toward Miroku. They kissed briefly and then sat back down. Miroku looked crestfallen and a giggle came from the four in the corner. Cookie spun the bottle next and it landed on…
JAKE! Cookie squealed, Jake sighed, they shared a longer and much more passionate kiss.
"Okay my turn now," Jake said unlatching Cookie. He spun the bottle and it landed on…
SANGO!
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Sango was more composed but still blushed and she pecked him on the cheek. She blushed again and spun the bottle…
INUYASHA!
Sango lost her composure and let the alcohol take control. She landed in Inuyasha's lap and they began to pash. I am not kidding. Sango jumped up again and quickly apologized sitting back down. Inuyasha blushed profusely and nearly spun the bottle until…
"INUYASHA!" someone sobbed flinging themselves into his arms. They realized in was ALM and were trying to make sense of her words. All they got was 'you're a much better kisser than your brother' before they gave up. She calmed down a bit and then started to giggle her arms still around Inuyasha's neck.
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"Inuyasha…" she pleaded. Inuyasha looked at her surprised
"What?"
"I WANT YOU BAD!" she pushed him down and started to make out with him on the floor. Kagome still drunk and now stoned laughed.
"Ouswarii," Kagome giggled. Inuyasha landed with a thump. ALM turned around toward Kagome, Chi and Sesshoumaru. She jumped off Inuyasha's lap and ran back to the group grabbing the cone off Kagome. Kagome screamed jumping on ALM. ALM screamed at her and the bitch fight started.
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The group watched stunned as the bitch fight quickly turned to a make out session.
They decided to ignore them and Sesshoumaru and Chi came back to sit with group cone still being shared.
"Okay who here does not want to go join those two," Sango asked after taking a blow of the cone. No one put up his or her hand.
"Whats stopping us?"
"Not remotely interested in moving right now," Sesshoumaru said moving closer to Cookie.
"Head hurts," Inuyasha groaned
"Me to," Chi said before flopping over in a dead faint.
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Cookie giggled and moved closer to Sesshoumaru. Jake moved closer to Sango. Miroku just sat there wide-eyed. None really noticed this predicament until Sango poked his arm. He just flopped over. Sango screamed, Cookie screamed, Chi screamed and Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru put their hands over their ears.
"What the hell is wrong with him?" ALM exclaimed unclasping her lips from Kagome's.
"I think he's a bit knocked out from the cone, you know monks aren't allowed to smoke, drink or involve themselves in any bodily pleasures," Kagome spouted.
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"And he actually kept to those rules? I some how find that hard to believe," Sango said before moving closer to Jake.
"Nothing's believable in this fic except for the celestial microphone, anyone who has it can control what's around them,"
"So? Where is it?"
"I don't know I think I lost it while trying to make out with Inuyasha," an anime sweat drop went throughout the crowd as ALM blushed profusely.
"Is this it?" Inuyasha said holding up a pink, diamante microphone.
"DON'T SAY ANYTHING IN IT, BECAUSE IT WILL COME TRUE!" ALM screamed holding out a hand. Inuyasha grinned a sly look on his face.
"I wish all the girls were wearing stripper's uniforms," a couple of screams came out as the girls clothes were changed dramatically.
"HAHA MY CLOTHES DIDN'T CHANGE!" ALM shouted triumphant that she had outwitted Inuyasha's ploy.
"Um sorry to say but your bikini tops missing," Jake said staring at Sango now dressed in a pair of short shorts and bra.
"AAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH," ALM screamed covering her chest automatically.
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"YOU FUCKING SHIT HEAD I'LL BITE YOUR HEAD OFFF," Cookie screamed as she pounced on Inuyasha, her tight short short jeans and shrunken T not helping the situation.
"ALM your also in the wrong, you shouldn't have told him about the full potential of the celestial microphone although I do have to say you look mighty fine," Kagome giggled. ALM giggled. The whole room giggled.
And Jake and Chi disappeared.
