A/N: Hi everyone! I have yet, another parody, but this time it's Itachi-centric, 'cause he had it coming. I'd like to thank Jabba for suggesting this! He/she gave me all of the ideas, so yeah, Jabba gets all the credit.
Oh and honestly, I have no clue what Pocky is, is it like a Rice Krispy or Rice Cakes? I've read a story describing Pocky and that's what it sounded like. Can someone explain?
Disclaimer: If I owned Naruto, would this be a fanfiction? I think not.
Anyways, I hope you enjoy chapter 1!
Chapter 1: Of Pocky and Stupidity
"I've got it!" Sasuke exclaimed in his mind, "I'll build a giant hill of Pocky and eat them one by one so Itachi dies of rage!" He then began to build his wonderful trap.
-Hours Later-
"My Pocky senses are tingling!" Itachi exclaimed in the Akatsuki hideout, "I must get there!" He then used some random teleportation jutsu I made up to get to Sasuke's giant hill of Pocky.
Itachi was in shock when he saw Sasuke and the giant hill of Pocky, but he was astounded when he found his precious Pocky being eaten before his eyes by his own little brother that couldn't even beat him in what was practically a death match.
"Foolish little brother, I will get that Pocky! I'll show you!" he said, as he began to eat the Pocky one by one from the bottom, shortening the hill. Sasuke made a girly scream. But eventually, Itachi passed out from all the Pocky and Sasuke killed him, letting out an extremely sexy triumphant smile.
A/N: I hope you enjoyed it! Sorry it's so short, I did my best! Anyways, please R&R!
That's all for now!
