A/N: Sorry I haven't updated in like, a million years. I had, and still have, severe writer's block. So I'd appreciate any ideas you send me, because otherwise I can't make new chapters.
However, thanks to Ninja of the Mist, I am able to make another chapter. So I'll give… oh ⅓ of the credit to her. Because she gave me the idea. Thanks again!
Disclaimer: It's called FAN-fiction for a reason.
Anyways, enjoy chapter 2!
Chapter 2: The Sugar Eating Contest
Several months later after Itachi fell for Sasuke's obvious trap, after all his wounds have healed (But left some pretty ugly scars. Thank god for the Akatsuki cloaks), Sasuke thought of another plan to kill his elder brother.
"I'll challenge him to a sugar eating contest… muahahahahahahahaha!" That evil plan, accompanied by a laugh of evilness was brought to you by Inner Sasuke and Inner Self & co. (Redundancy intended.)
So after performing some random teleportation jutsu I made up, Sasuke arrived at the Akatsuki hideout. Trust me, it wasn't a pretty sight. It looked like a cave that someone threw a party and everyone there got drunk and puked all over the place, and the vomit hardened into wall paper. (Before the Akatsuki got there. They decided to keep it that way, because hey, it's free wallpaper.) It also reeked of dirty diapers. Sasuke smirked, showing his struggle to hold back a laugh, as he thought, "Oh yeah, he never was able to become potty-trained."
"ITACHI! I CHALLENGE YOU TO A SUGAR EATING CONTEST!"
"Okay, rules?"
"Whoever finishes their giant bag of sugar first wins."
"Mkay."
Sasuke was gulping down sugar like there was no tomorrow. However, Itachi just stood there. "Bwahahaha… he'll be too hyper to defeat me in battle! Besides, awesome people don't eat sugar." (Then how come you're not eating some?)
The younger sibling paused. "How come you're not eating you're sugar? You'll definitely lose!" Sasuke was already ¾ done with his bag.
"Because I'm too cool to eat sugar." Itachi said, clearly not telling him his secret plan.
After Sasuke was done with his sugar, Itachi attacked him. However, Sasuke quickly dodged it and kicked butt. "Ha ha! See why you should've eaten your bag? Now you will lose twice in one day!"
"Oh crap… I never knew he got like that when he had that much sugar!" Shortly after this thought, he remembered one time he got like that when Sasuke was five.
Afterwards, Sasuke killed Itachi.
A/N: I hope you enjoyed it! Sorry for the shortness, it was the best I could do. Anyways, please R&R!
That's all for now!
