It burns, everything aches...hehe reminds me of my first week of training under master Yamakaze. I look around and see a green forest. No fire, no blood...no demons. I look up and see that it's early morning.

"God, what happe-" "AAAAAH"

I immediately get up and start running towards the scream.

'A demon but it's morning' I think to myself as I see a village.

"Get inside!" "Monster!"

The village was in chaos, I go to ask what's going on until I see a short purple haired boy with a sword run into the forest.

'what why is a kid running into a forest, why not send a grown man' I think as I begin to follow him

'what the hell is going on, I was in a city for crying out loud' I think bitterly as I follow the boy into the forest, jumping through the trees. He stopped causing me to hide in the leaves until I see a blue mass creep up behind him.

It had the form of a curvy young women with no clothing and it jiggled around Everytime it moved.

She was also making a lot of noise

'how the hell has he not noticed yet, what kind of swordsman is he.'

The blue creature giggles and the boy quickly turns around, clearly surprised.

"Um hi, your making the villagers really scared, could you leave please?" He asks not knowing what his doing.

"Nope, I'm way to hungry for that but since you're here I'll just take some of your semen." It says

'...What the actual fuck, great there's an underage boy playing hero and a pedophilic blue creature'

By the time I came back from my thoughts, the boy and creature started fighting...if you could call it that.

'What kind of technique is that, has he ever held a sword before my god he doesn't even have a stance' I think to myself cringing at whatever he's doing.

When the creature attacked, she said some vulgar words and shot a tendril at the boy, rubbing his groin...And he just took it!

'What kind of attack is that! And why didn't he move, this fucking idiot!'

At this point I couldn't take it anymore. I branded my dual katanas and jumped out of the tree straight towards the creature, beheading her with a simple strike. Before either of them realized what happened, I assumed my stance on front of the boy.

The girl slowly regerated her head while the boy stared at me in shock.

"Who are you? Where did you come from? Did yo-"

"Shut up and stay behind me" I interrupted him harshly

"Hey! Just what do you think your doing. I caught him first!" The girl whined as she tried to attack again...god she's so slow. I sidestepped and jumped towards her, cutting off both of her arms and landed behind her.

"Get out of here and don't come back" I say darkly as I glared at her.

"You-you meanie, you'll pay for this" she said as she ran away.

I sighed and sheathed my katanas.

"You know you didn't have to do that, I had it under control" he said until something shattered inside me. I look at him with pure rage causing him to step back.

"UNDER CONTROL! Boy in all my years never have I seen such atrocious swordsmanship, you don't know how to swing a swing a sword, you don't have a stance he'll even when she gave you a warning she was going to attack you stood there like an absolute idiot!" I yelled until I stopped and took a deep breath

"Just what do you think your doing anyways?" I asked in a much more controlled tone.

He snapped out of his fear and said, "I'm training to be a hero so I can defeat the monster Lord and achieve coexistence!" He said smiling

I just stare at him, having so many things to say, eventually he started sweating and seemed uncomfortable

"Your an idiot of collosal proportions and you're going to get your self killed"

'i don't know much about this world but from what I've seen this boy will be killed in his first fight without me.'

I thought to myself

"What! How am I an idiot I just want people and monsters to coexist!"

Monsters

"Tell me, what monster was that just now" I ask to see just how delusional this boy is

"A slime girl"

"Are they strong" I press

"They're considered to be...one of the weakest monsters out there" he said with his head hanging down.

'oh my god it's worse than I thought isn't it'

*Boom*

The ground shook causing me to wobble a bit before i steady myself. I look back at the boy to see him running toward the sound. I sigh and decided to go with him so he doesn't get himself killed. I caught up to him in a second

"So why are you running toward the sound" I asked with an emotionless expression

"To check it out" he answers, I mentally facepalm

"Haven't you heard the saying curiosity killed the cat."

"Huh what are you talki-" I grab him and hide behind a tree, covering his mouth. I look over into what seems to be a crater and in the middle of it was another monster I assume. I make the boy look at me

"Stay behind me" he nodded and I took my hand off of his mouth.

I draw out my katanas and slid down into the crater with the boy trailing behind me. Now that I'm closer, I was able to get a good look at her.

She had snow white hair with a flower on the side, lavender skin with intricate black tattoos going down the left side of her body, extremely skimpy clothes which barely left anything to the imagination and finally, I long red tail where her legs should be.

I slowly walk towards her

"Wait your not going to kill her right!" I look at him with a 'really' look and direct my attention back to the girl until my eyes narrowed. I clashed my katanas together and as if on command her eyes open. She got up immediately and stared at me, the boy then her eyes landed on my katanas causing her to narrow her eyes.

"Where am I?" She ordered staring at me. I glare back at her for a few seconds until I closed my eyes and sheathed my blades. She raised an eyebrow as I push the boy in front of me

"He can answer your questions" I say coldly. She looked at me then at the boy

"Where am I" she asked again

"You're in illias village" he answered

"To think she blew me to such a place" she mumbled to herself then looked back at me.

"Who are you" she glares at me.

"I have no reason to tell you" I spit out

She narrowed her eyes until a white light blinded me and racked my brain.

I quickly grab the handle to my katanas until the boy runs between us

"Wait, we're just here to help!" He yells desperately

I growl and let go of my blades

She looks surprised for a second before she looks at the boy

"And who are you", "my name is Luka and I'm training to be a hero" he answered

'luka huh what a strange name'

"Oh a hero and you haven't been baptized yet, you smell delicious" she licked her lips which was an instant red flag.

"Oh my illias, the baptism, I'm going to be late" Luka yelled as he started running. The monster tried to wrap him in her tail, until I interfered. I grabbed her tail with both of my hands, holding it in place

"Go now" I told Luka to which he ran into the forest

She stared at me in shock until she yanked her tail back.

"What the hell are you!? Not only did you resist my eye magic but to catch my tail" she yelled as she looked me up and down.

"I don't sense any monster blood in you but for a human to stand up to me, a women no less"

That pisses me off, ever since I joined the demon slayer corp. everyone looked down on me, thinking I wouldn't live long, pitying me simply because I was a girl, oh how wrong they were

I look at her with a cold expression

"Well I guess a women did stand up to you" I turn around about to jump into the trees until I found myself being constricted

'she moved so fast!'

She started tighting her coils and brought my face inches from hers. I look straight into her eyes and she looks back at me, the same way a predator would look at prey. After a few seconds she sniffed me and her eyes narrow. She licks my cheek with her long tongue, her eyes widening

"So powerful and... delicious~" she looks at me with her eyes turning predatory and hungry

"I wonder...how you taste like in other places~" she cooies

...I would be lying if I said that didn't send a chill down my spine

She starts raising me up which snaps me back to reality

'oh hell no I'm not about to lose my purity to some random snake demon or monster'

I breath in through my mouth and out through my teeth. Veins appear in my arms and legs as I force the coils open causing her to help in surprise.

I ran towards where I remember the village, getting there almost instantly. I see a house with a nameplate saying 'LUKA' so I... *opened* the door and went inside.

What did I get myself into