Disclaimer: I won't say it! You can't make me!!!! Hahaaaaahaaaa! Even the great and powerful 'Grease' director can't make me say that I don't own Harry Potter! ...... Doh!

AN: Yeah, about the whole director thing... So I'm not pronouncing a stupid name right... Is that any reason to make fun of me in front of the whole cast... ::mutters under breath:: Stupid arsehole... ^_^

AN2: Yeah, a lot of peeps requested for the filler chappy I was thinking of, so that is what this is!!! ^_^ Haha! ::laughs at those who were waiting to see what would happen between Draco and Hermy:: Well, on to Shay and Sev!!!



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Shaylee skipped down the stairs. She was enjoying the moment. Everything in life was great! She was on her way to her 7th year DADA class, where her two favorite twin cousins were. She had just given two worst enemies detentions for the same night. What was there to ruin her bliss?

Her internal question was answered when she reached the foot of the stairs and turned the corner to look straight into a bodily mass (not gas, you wierdos!!) that just happened to be wearing a Hogwarts Professor's robe. Looking up, her eyes met a pair of coal black ones.

She grinned. "Hey Sevvy-poo!! What in God's great creation are you doing on this end of the school! This is my domain!"

Snape narrowed his eyes and a hand unconsciously ran through his hair (woah, sorry bout that OOC moment there, peeps).

"Had it occurred to you that perhaps, if I was in your 'domain', I might just be looking f-" He was cut off as Shaylee squealed. She jumped up and down, clapping her hands.

Snape looked at her, puzzled. She pointed a finger at his hair. "You washed it! You actually WASHED your trademark!!"

Snape's mouth dropped open. "What in Heaven's name have you been doing?" For some reason, he didn't even seem offended, but instead took a position much like a teenage school boy would when he's trying to impress a girl, leaning on the wall with his arms crossed.

Shay grinned and also leaned on the wall. "Well, firstly, I just gave two complete enemies detention for the same night!" Snape grinned. "Ooo... Fiendish... You know, you just might get along fine here, after all, Weasley..."

Shaylee frowned at him. "Still using the last name, are we?" she asked, her eyes mockingly narrowed. "Why don't you just call me Shay, like everyone else does?"

Snape shrugged, and stepped back a step, while straightening up (which Shay didn't miss). "Well, I prefer to keep professional relationships with my colleagues."

Shay nodded, one eyebrow arched and with a small grin on her face. "So, why is it that I've heard you call Madame Pomfrey 'Poppy' and McGonagall 'Minerva'?"

Snape glared back at her, seeing that she was catching on. "Innocent slips, I'm sure... Shaylee." Shaylee smiled when she heard her first name. Winking at him, and getting ready to carry on to her classroom, she said, "Well, work on it... Severus. It's Shay, not Shaylee."

Half an Hour later:

Professor Severus Snape was sitting at his desk in his Potions classroom, carefully monitoring his students' actions. He had to make sure they put everything in the cauldron correctly. If they didn't, they'd have to test the potion in front of the whole class, for sure.

A smirk came on his face as he watched Longbottom pick up an ingredient that didn't have to be added for another ten minutes. The smirk faded, however, when there was a cough from the back of the room and Longbottom set the ingredient back down.

He briskly stood up and walked over to where Hermione Granger sat, with Longbottom a row over and two seats up from her.

"Miss Granger," he said, smirking triumphantly at having caught her at something. "Though I must admit, your secret code is quite impressive, and must have been very thought through," he said sarcastically. "I still would appreciate you leaving Longbottom to his OWN devices, even though it might mean my precious room being set on fire."

Maybe, if he hadn't said those words, Snape's whole day would have been a lot less complicated. However, he did, so it just seemed logical that at that moment, Neville's cauldron burst into flames.

He had just turned around to see what was happening behind him, when Hermione's wand stuck out and whispered a spell to extinguish the flames.

All he saw when he turned around was a room full of teenagers who were smiling at him innocently and a steaming caldron. "What in the world...."

"Nothing, Professor! Just doing our work!" Hermione said, sitting back down at her caldron and not making eye contact with Snape.

Snape took one more glance around the room, then looked back at Hermione. "You're a very good liar, Miss Granger. Just, try not to make a habit of it."

He walked back up to his desk, then stopped as he reached it, realizing that he'd just complimented a Gryffindor. It might have been on her lying ability, but it was still a compliment!

Wow, he needed out of this room. He was getting cheerful. WAY too cheerful for his comfort. And whose fault was it?

Well, he'd fix this. First, he needed to get out of this part of the castle. He'd go over to the other side. To someone else's domain.



Meanwhile:

Shay was up in front of her DADA class, joking around with her class. She had just caught one of her 7th year Slytherins writing a love letter and was reading certain excerpts out loud.

"-and the way you... oh my.... um.... yeah, makes me.... wow... Well, then... Fred? George? Talk about--" "BAD TASTE!" all three of them finished in unison. Shaylee laughed. "Ah, good times. Good times..." She shook her head and handed the letter back to the student (who was severely blushing), and saw that her whole class was staring at the door.

She turned to see Severus Snape standing there, staring at her with a look as if he seemed he was surprised he was even standing there.

George leaned over to whisper something to his twin as Shay grinned. "Well, if it isn't my old buddy, Sevvy! What brings you over to my domain?"

She cockily sat on the side of her desk as Snape narrowed his eyes at her, knowing that she was just trying to embarrass him in front of her class.

"Well, SHAY," he said grinning, purposely out of character. 'Ha! Two can play at this game!' "I just need to talk to you for a moment."

"Well, speak boy!" "Uhhuh..." Snape nodded at her insanity. "I meant that I need to talk to you in PRIVATE."

There was a snicker from Lee Jordan (who was sharply elbowed by Fred) as Shaylee blushed and followed Snape out of the door, having a complete mood change as soon as she exited the room.

"What exactly do you think you're doing here?" Shaylee demanded. Snape grinned. "Why, Shaylee, I thought ittle Pwafessow wanted to pway..."

Shaylee stopped as she stared at him. "Oh my God... I've created a bloody monster!!" Snape laughed, but then sobered.

"It's your fault, you know. You're right, you did create a monster...." He shrugged his shoulders and a frown came back on his face. "I had to leave my class, because I actually complimented a Gryffindor..." He shuddered as if the thought were unbearable.

Shaylee laughed and shook her head. "Sevvy, you are one strange cookie!" She grinned. "But, I can change that! Don't worry, Sevvy! Soon, your little 'Pure Evil Coming Through' charade will be replaced with a little 'Haha! I'm the class clown and everybody loves me!' charade!" She winked at him, trying to make him laugh.

Instead of making him laugh, however, it had the opposite effect. His face turned grim.

"I've always hated class clowns. Ever since my 6th year." Shaylee crossed her arms. "I take offense to that!" She paused. "But, why in the world would you hate them? EVERYBODY should love a class clown!" Snape shook his head and laughed as if something were extremely ironic.

"I was absolutely head over heels for this girl... And I think she might've liked me too..." Shaylee listened carefully, and tried to withstand from entering weird comments.

"But, there comes the class clown... Everybody loved him. Top grades, great sense of humor. Hell, a couple of teachers even had a crush on him!" He looked away from Shaylee, who was staring at him, stunned that he was talking to her. "And, of course... He just sweeps her off her feet and she's starstruck..."

Snape averted his eyes and said in a low tone, "I've never had that effect on a girl..."

He stared up at Shaylee. "And, I've never had the same feeling since then..." He opened his mouth to continue, then stopped.

"Well, I guess everyone loves a class clown, you're right. I'm sure you know that, firsthand... Well, good day, Professor. I must get back to my class, before Longbottom sets it on fire again."

With that, he turned and left, leaving Shaylee staring after him, extremely confused.



Wow! Now, that is what I call a short chapter! ^_^ Sorry it wasn't as funny as usual. Personally, I thought it moved too quickly, was too short, not funny enough, and had everyone WAY OOC. Oh, and a cookie to anyone who can guess who the girl is that Snapie fell for in school!! ^_^ Thanks to all reviewers!



Lil-spitfire: Hehe, yeah, his slap is lurking in the near future... Well, here's the Sev and Shay thingy, but I think it might've moved their relationship a little too fast. Yeah, some more of the FUNNY romance stuff will be coming sometime in the near future.

Silly me: Hehe... Yeah, now that I read the poem, it does seem kinda... like I was taking anything that rhymed, basically.

Allee katt: Ummmm... Well, the news isn't encouraging for your psychic abilities, but U R kinda close... I'll try to get that chappy up soon.

Hedwig7up: Heck yeah! If Draco was in my PE class, I'd have absolutely no problem with it!

Aniron Sauron Greenleaf-Took: Yeah, I got the name off of babynames.com and that is another way to spell it. ::whimpers:: I want your name! But no! I'm stuck with one of the top 10 for my year! Kinda confusing when I'm at school and there are ten billion other 'Ashley's' running around!