Chapter Three

Yvonne sat down on the sofa and put her head in her hands. She hated being alone Yvonne always needed to be with someone, someone she could spoil and spend all her time with. Yvonne sat and thought for a very long time about her life and how lonely she now felt until the knock on the door broke her thought. She got up and opened it. A familiar figure stood in the frame. It was Arnold Judas Rimmer.

"Hello Yvonne" Arnold stepped into the room "can I come in?"

"I think you already are in!" Yvonne joked

"Yes" Arnold smiled "do you like your new quarters?"

"They're okay" Yvonne shrugged "just a place to sleep"

"Has your roommate gone out?" Arnold enquired

"Yes" Yvonne answered sexily "we're all alone!"

Arnold gulped "who is it?"

"Who?" Yvonne thought for a minute "oh, my roommate? Kristine Kochanski"

"Has Miss Kochanski gone for long?"

"Don't know, why?"

"Can I stay for a while?"

"Sure" Yvonne agreed.

Kriss and Dave sat down at their table in the officers club and started sipping their drinks

"Thank you for bringing me here" Dave smiled "I wouldn't have got in without you"

"It's okay" Kriss smiled "if you pay then we're even!"

"I was going to anyway Dave assured her "you're worth every pennycent"

"Are you ready to order?" the waitress interrupted

"I think so Rosie" Kriss smiled. Kriss and Rosie were sisters, very close sisters, so close that when Kriss announced that she was going on a long trip Rosie had done all she could to get herself a job. Unfortunately one of the requirements for the job involved sleeping with captain Hollister and Rosie had recently discovered that she was three months pregnant.

Dave ordered chicken Vindaloo and Kriss ordered steak. They were given their meals in a flash and immediately tucked in. What Yvonne told her had made Kriss think. She couldn't let it lie anymore she needed to ask Dave.

"Dave?" she started "can I ask you a question?"

"Sure" Dave answered, "anything you want, I've got nothing to hide"

"Have you ever had sex with Yvonne McGruder?"

"I went out with her for a few weeks, but it was before I met you"

"Did you sleep with her though?"

"Yeah, of course I did. But she's nowhere near as good as you, why?"

"She told me that seeing you brought back a lot of memories"

"Can't see that" Dave answered, "we were never that close"

"What did you tell her when you broke up?"

"That I'd met someone else and I didn't think it was fair to lead her on! Why?"

"Just asking"

Arnold and Yvonne sat down on the sofa together, Arnold wanted her to be his girlfriend so much but he couldn't ask her, what if she said 'no' that would be too embarrassing, even for him. He decided to try and get her to ask him.

Yvonne thought seriously about the situation that she was facing. On one side there was Kristine Kochanski, a wonderful woman but definitely not a lesbian and as far as Yvonne knew she wasn't bisexual either. Then there was Arnold Rimmer; he wasn't in love with anyone else. He wasn't out having fun while she was stuck in. He was here with her; she knew what he had in his little mind. She thought about it for a while, she loved heterosexual sex and Arnold hadn't been too bad. Kriss was out and even when she did come home, she wouldn't be thinking about Yvonne McGruder, she'd be thinking about Dave Lister.

Yvonne decided that sleeping with Arnold was the best thing for her at the moment. It would give her a chance to let off some steam and feel a whole lot better.

"You have wonderful eyes" Arnold announced out of the blue "they're gorgeous"

"Thank you" Yvonne answered, "I love your lips"

"Really?" Arnold asked. The excitement in his voice was obvious

"Yeah" Yvonne assured him "they look so soft and kissable too!"

"Wow" Arnold sighed, "would you like to kiss them?"

"Yeah" Yvonne put her arms round Arnold's shoulders and pushed his lips against hers "let's go to bed"

"Okay"

Yvonne striped down to her bra and knickers and climbed into her new top bunk. Arnold stripped down to his boxers and followed her up the ladder into her bunk. The bunks were bloody tiny and only just managed to accommodate both of them. Yvonne took her bra and knickers off and laid there completely naked and ready for him. She didn't need to tell Arnold twice, his boxers were off and he was ready.

"Just kiss me" Yvonne asked him "I don't want sex yet, just lay with me and kiss me"

They laid there for a while just kissing before Arnold entered her, she was so horny and wet that he just slid into her with no trouble at all.

"You've grown" Yvonne gasped, "It's bigger"

"Is that okay darling?" Arnold asked concerned "I didn't hurt you did I?"

"No" Yvonne just about managed to get out "it's amazing, the best sex I've ever had."

No one had ever said that to Arnold before to say he was ecstatic about it would've been an understatement. He pushed himself deeper and deeper into her until he couldn't go any further. Yvonne obviously enjoyed every second of this, the screams and the moans made that very apparent. The only problem was that it didn't last very long. Within fifteen minutes it was all over. Arnold came in Yvonne and screamed in pleasure as he came

"wow Arnold" Yvonne exclaimed "that was lovely"

"I'm glad" Arnold kissed her "it was lovely for me too"

The door flew open and Kriss and Dave walked in. Obviously Yvonne and Arnold in bed was the last thing they expected. They stood in the doorframe with their mouths wide open.

"Hello Kristine" Yvonne tried to fill the awkward silence "did you have a good time?"

"Yeah" Kristine answered, "Shall we leave you alone?"

"Yes please" Yvonne answered, "If you don't mind"

"It's okay" Kriss responded, "We'll go to Dave's"