Act 1
Scene 2
Dorothy: Okay, so why am I here again?
Aunt Em: Say what?
Dorothy: OMG it's Aunt Em! Hi Aunt Em!
Aunt Em: Oh yes hi Dorothy pleasure to see you again dearie can I get you some nice warp soup
Dorothy: Well Aunt Em, what are you doing in New York?
Aunt Em: Well I'm not in New York and neither are you we're in Oklahoma silly goose
Dorothy: Oklahoma? How do you know?
Aunt Em: Listen
Random people: Oklahoma where the wind comes sweepin down the plane ect.
Dorothy: Nathan? Nathan, where are you?
Sky: Don't sweat it, home dawg. Nathan'll be right back
Dorothy: Who the he...CK are you?
Sky: Dude, you playn wit me. I the most fab gambler in town, Sky Masterson, But ya'll can just call me S-Dawg.
Curly: My, oh my! Sky!
Sky: Yeah Curlz?
Curly: I see it! It's the forming of a new state!
Sky: Uhh, yeah...I'll be leaving now
Dorothy: I'm confuzzled! Where's Aunt Em?
Aunt Em: Dorothy Dorothy where are ya Dorothy its a twister twister
Dorothy and Curly: A twister?
Curly: Oh, fu...dge bars! This is all Jud's fault!
Dorothy: Who in the name of the cowardly lion is Jud?
Curly: You'll see. Come with me little girl. We're going to a farm
Dorothy: Golly, I like farms!
