Act 1

Scene 2

Dorothy: Okay, so why am I here again?

Aunt Em: Say what?

Dorothy: OMG it's Aunt Em! Hi Aunt Em!

Aunt Em: Oh yes hi Dorothy pleasure to see you again dearie can I get you some nice warp soup

Dorothy: Well Aunt Em, what are you doing in New York?

Aunt Em: Well I'm not in New York and neither are you we're in Oklahoma silly goose

Dorothy: Oklahoma? How do you know?

Aunt Em: Listen

Random people: Oklahoma where the wind comes sweepin down the plane ect.

Dorothy: Nathan? Nathan, where are you?

Sky: Don't sweat it, home dawg. Nathan'll be right back

Dorothy: Who the he...CK are you?

Sky: Dude, you playn wit me. I the most fab gambler in town, Sky Masterson, But ya'll can just call me S-Dawg.

Curly: My, oh my! Sky!

Sky: Yeah Curlz?

Curly: I see it! It's the forming of a new state!

Sky: Uhh, yeah...I'll be leaving now

Dorothy: I'm confuzzled! Where's Aunt Em?

Aunt Em: Dorothy Dorothy where are ya Dorothy its a twister twister

Dorothy and Curly: A twister?

Curly: Oh, fu...dge bars! This is all Jud's fault!

Dorothy: Who in the name of the cowardly lion is Jud?

Curly: You'll see. Come with me little girl. We're going to a farm

Dorothy: Golly, I like farms!