Act 1 scene 3
Curly: Well here's the old farm hope you like it I must be off now sorry.
Dorothy: Where are you going?
Curly: OKLAHOMA!
Dorothy: Um were in Oklahoma.
Curly: Were in North Oklahoma I have to go to south Oklahoma.
Dorothy: Have a fun time.
Curly: I'm gonna chill with my home dog Sky-M
Dorothy: Ok
Curly: Just beware of Jud.
Dorothy: Who's Jud?
Curly: You want to know who Jud is?
Dorothy: Yes.
Curly: You really want to know who Jud is?
Dorothy: ( sounds impatient ) YES!
Curly: Are you sure?
Dorothy: WHY THE HECK WOULD I BE ASKING IF I DIDN'T WANT TO KNOW WHO JUD IS!
Curly: Jud is a stranger
Dorothy: Yes keep going.
Curly: Don't let him in the house.
Dorothy: Uh huh
Curly: And that's uh well that's pretty much it.
Dorothy: Why thanks Curly for nothing.
Curly: Say what?
Dorothy: Never mind.
Later on in the evening
Dorothy: Jimeny crickets is there anything to do at this farm? I'm so bored, I wish something exciting would happen.
( hears a noise ) Hey, what was that?
Pigs, cows, ducks, chickens, and other farm animals: ( starts singing ) Luck be a lady tonight luck be a lady tonight luck if you've ever been a lady to begin with luck be a lady tonight.
Dorothy: Oh where is that beautiful music coming from I think I hear it in the kitchen I better go in there and listen.
Jud sneaks in the house and starts stealing things
Jud: Mwhahahahahahahahah I will steal all of Curly's things and auction them on EBAY MWHAHAHAHAHAH. I'm so bad yet so good.
Dorothy: ( goes into the room where Jud is ) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! What are you doing in my house?
Jud: Ummm well good question. I'm here selling girl scout cookies ya cookies!
Dorothy: Well, let's see them.
Jud: I kinda ate them all.
Dorothy: Oh really I know what this is.
Jud: You do?
Dorothy: I'm on that show punk'd right?
Jud: You know what I'll tell you who I am I'm JUD!
Dorothy: AHHHH HELP HELP OH WILL ANYBODY HELP ME!
Toto flies in on a broomstick
Toto: Gasp this looks like a job for super Toto!
Random announcer dude: He's cute, he's strong, he flies on a broomstick he's SUPER TOTO to the rescue.
Dorothy: Toto you've came to save me from the evil Jud.
Toto: What? I just came to hear the animals sing Luck be a Lady. But I guess I could save you too.
(blows a magical whistle) wicked witch of the west come to me!
Wicked Witch: What do you want now Toto?
Toto: Get rid of this man or women name Jud!
Wicked Witch: Ok fine, wait a minute DOROTHY jeez how long has it been?
Dorothy: ( gives her a hug ) To long, you work for Toto now?
Wicked Witch: Well, ever since the whole drowning him in the river thing I owed him.
Jud: Hey isn't anyone going to get rid of me?
ignores Jud and keeps talking
Toto: Well it was nice seeing you Dorothy.
Dorothy: You too Toto.
Wicked Witch: Bye Dorothy.
Dorothy: Bye.
Jud: There's no point anymore.( leaves without taking anything and hurting anyone )
Dorothy: What a night!
