Act 1 scene 3

Curly: Well here's the old farm hope you like it I must be off now sorry.

Dorothy: Where are you going?

Curly: OKLAHOMA!

Dorothy: Um were in Oklahoma.

Curly: Were in North Oklahoma I have to go to south Oklahoma.

Dorothy: Have a fun time.

Curly: I'm gonna chill with my home dog Sky-M

Dorothy: Ok

Curly: Just beware of Jud.

Dorothy: Who's Jud?

Curly: You want to know who Jud is?

Dorothy: Yes.

Curly: You really want to know who Jud is?

Dorothy: ( sounds impatient ) YES!

Curly: Are you sure?

Dorothy: WHY THE HECK WOULD I BE ASKING IF I DIDN'T WANT TO KNOW WHO JUD IS!

Curly: Jud is a stranger

Dorothy: Yes keep going.

Curly: Don't let him in the house.

Dorothy: Uh huh

Curly: And that's uh well that's pretty much it.

Dorothy: Why thanks Curly for nothing.

Curly: Say what?

Dorothy: Never mind.

Later on in the evening

Dorothy: Jimeny crickets is there anything to do at this farm? I'm so bored, I wish something exciting would happen.

( hears a noise ) Hey, what was that?

Pigs, cows, ducks, chickens, and other farm animals: ( starts singing ) Luck be a lady tonight luck be a lady tonight luck if you've ever been a lady to begin with luck be a lady tonight.

Dorothy: Oh where is that beautiful music coming from I think I hear it in the kitchen I better go in there and listen.

Jud sneaks in the house and starts stealing things

Jud: Mwhahahahahahahahah I will steal all of Curly's things and auction them on EBAY MWHAHAHAHAHAH. I'm so bad yet so good.

Dorothy: ( goes into the room where Jud is ) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! What are you doing in my house?

Jud: Ummm well good question. I'm here selling girl scout cookies ya cookies!

Dorothy: Well, let's see them.

Jud: I kinda ate them all.

Dorothy: Oh really I know what this is.

Jud: You do?

Dorothy: I'm on that show punk'd right?

Jud: You know what I'll tell you who I am I'm JUD!

Dorothy: AHHHH HELP HELP OH WILL ANYBODY HELP ME!

Toto flies in on a broomstick

Toto: Gasp this looks like a job for super Toto!

Random announcer dude: He's cute, he's strong, he flies on a broomstick he's SUPER TOTO to the rescue.

Dorothy: Toto you've came to save me from the evil Jud.

Toto: What? I just came to hear the animals sing Luck be a Lady. But I guess I could save you too.

(blows a magical whistle) wicked witch of the west come to me!

Wicked Witch: What do you want now Toto?

Toto: Get rid of this man or women name Jud!

Wicked Witch: Ok fine, wait a minute DOROTHY jeez how long has it been?

Dorothy: ( gives her a hug ) To long, you work for Toto now?

Wicked Witch: Well, ever since the whole drowning him in the river thing I owed him.

Jud: Hey isn't anyone going to get rid of me?

ignores Jud and keeps talking

Toto: Well it was nice seeing you Dorothy.

Dorothy: You too Toto.

Wicked Witch: Bye Dorothy.

Dorothy: Bye.

Jud: There's no point anymore.( leaves without taking anything and hurting anyone )

Dorothy: What a night!