Adelaide: Like omg hi! (silence)
Nathan: Adelaide, are you talking to your imaginary friend again?
Adelaide: My, my, Nathan, you scared Ado Annie!
Nathan: What the he...CK? That's the weirdest name I've ever...
Adelaide: Don't worry, Ado Annie, he didn't mean it!
Nathan: Adelaide, how bout the 2 of us watch the news.
Adelaide: The 3 of us! Ado Annie wants to watch too!
Nathan (turns on the news
Random announcer dude: Shocking news! put down everything you own, and hear this! SUPER TOTO came to the rescue once again. He saved a typical farm girl's little a...sorry, butt. She was about to be murdered by Jud, but SUPER TOTO saved her life! Woot!
Toto: Sir, you are supposed to say "Woof!" Not "Woot!"
Random announcer dude: Say What?
Nathan: Omg Adelaide! That's Dorothy! She's my bff!
Adelaide: You have a boyfriend?
Nathan: No, dude, she's my BEST friend forever! Gawd! I can't believe Jud would do this kinda thing! Oh, I'm so heartless, I should have saved her!
Tinman: (randomly popping up) Oh, look who's talking!
Adelaide: Who the he...CK is Jud?
Ado Annie: (coming to life) I'm terribly sorry to intrude, but Jud is a fine gentleman and intends to be treated as such. He is oh so horribly misjudged by others.
Adelaide and Nathan: AAAAAAAHHHHH!
Nathan: I g2g propose to Dorothy. See ya guys!
Tinman: Bye! Sorry...
Adelaide: Can you believe he just stormed out like that? How rude of him? Oh, I wish, I wish...
Ado Annie: What do you wish, child?
Adelaide: I wish I had a husband! (clears throat) If I only had a husband...
Ado Annie: Please stop singing. You are an awful singer!
Adelaide: Excuse me? You do not know WHO you are messin' with!
Jud:
(randomly walks in) Will YOU guys at least be scared of me?
Adelaide:
Oh, Jud, will you marry me?
Ado Annie: Sorry, dear, Jud is nothing more than a low-down cr..UD shooter himself.
Adelaide: OMG!
Random announcer dude: You're not alone, you're on TV!
Adelaide and Ado Annie: For he's a fine upstanding patriotic healthy normal American boy...
All: For he's a fine upstanding patriotic healthy normal American Boy!
Tinman: And we're out!
