Lion: This is so sad!

Scarecrow: Whatever is the matter, Cowardly Lion?

Lion: Dorothy's all goin' out with someone else! She might even get married!

Scarecrow: Perhaps Glinda can help us!

Lion: Don't be silly, Scarecrow! Of course she can't help us!

Scarecrow: Then whatever can we do?

Sarah: Join the missionary!
Random People: Follow the Fold and Stray no More...ect.

Lion: Good lord, this is amazing! I'm so glad we moved to Oklahoma!

Scarecrow: Weren't we always in Oklahoma?

Lion: No, stupid! That was Ohio!

Scarecrow: Riiiiiiiiiiiight...

Sarah: Halt, sinners! Do not waste your precious time gambling! Let us all be still...and pray. Achasmnjhaojoaollshjkfjheiuhoqoipdocasfahiosjkaklwqioe...Amen.

Random People: Amen.

Lion: Dude, what are we doing here?

Scarecrow: Shush! We're praying! Oh, what a beautiful mornin'! Oh, what a beautiful day...I've got a beautiful feelin' everythings going my way!

Sarah: Hush! The Lord would not approve of such nonsense. (long silence.)

Lion: Yeah, guys, as much as I'd love to stay here and pray to the board, I gotta go save the girl I love from being rap...I mean, proposed to.

Scarecrow: Lion! I am very disappointed in you!

Sky: Yo, Sarah, my homie, go out with me.

Sarah: Well, I never!

Sky: Well, ya'll see, me and ma g Curly, we made a bet to go out with the first girl we see. He has to go out with Ado Annie, so in reality, I got pretty lucky. So, Sarah...

Sarah: I...I don't know what to say!

Lion: Now that there's a break...DOROTHY! DOROTHY!

Aunt Em: Dorothy dorothy this is your aunt Em callin you dorothy dorothy

Sarah: Okay, Sky, I'll go out with you.

Sky: Hehehe, I'm SO gonna win this bet with Curly!

Random Narrator Dude: Little did he know what Curly was doing at that very moment...