Curly: Dorothy are you sure these ozians know how?
Dorothy: People in the emerald city are none for there beauty salons don't worry.
Curly: Sorry I just want to make sure I look good for my date tonight a made a bet with my home dog Sky-M and I really want to win.
Dorothy: Ok trust me, come on were going to miss out flight to Oz.
Later on the airplane
Curly: I've never been in an airplane before are we allowed to jump out the window during the flight and enjoy the scenery.
Dorothy: Well, that wouldn't be a very good idea.
Curly: Fine! ( the plane starts taking off and Curly starts freaking out ) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WERE GONNA DIE NOOOOOOO I WANT TO GO BACK TO OKLAHOMA!
Dorothy: You know what let's just take an hot air balloon.
Curly: Ok.
later in the emerald city
Ozian: Ha, Ha ,ha ho ,ho ,ho and a couple of tralalas that's how we laugh the day away in the merry old land of oz.
Groomers: Clip clip here clip ,clip there
Curly: Watch it.
Groomers: Rub rub here rub, rub there
Curly: Hey I don't need to be shined!
Groomers: Stuff stuff here stuff stuff there
Curly: THATS IT TAKE ME HOME DOROTHY!
Dorothy: Ok.
Ozians plus groomers: That's how we laugh the day away with a ha ,ha, ha, ha, ha ,ha ,ha ,ha ,ha-ha ,ha, ha in the merry old land merry old land merry old merry old merry old land of oz!
Back in Oklahoma
Curly: Boy am I glad to be out of there.
Dorothy: I guess only Lions, girls, tin men, and scarecrows like the emarald city.
Curly: Now it's time for my date, how do I look Dorothy?
Dorothy: Are you sure you want me to answer that?
Curly: You know what I'm just gonna leave now.
Later at Ado Annie's house
Curly: ( rings the bell ) Hello Ado Annie.
Ado Annie: Curly darling come on right in dinner's almost ready.
Curly: I thought we were going to see a movie and then go out to dinner.
Ado Annie: Well, he would want to go out and eat when you can have a nice homemade meal from yours truly?
Curly: Ok so, what's on the menu?
Ado Annie: I'll tell you what's on the menu. NOTHING!
Curly: Why not I'm hungry! Wait am I on the show punk'd?
Ado Annie: Isn't everyone nowadays?
Curly: Hey I have a better idea let's go spy on Sky and his date.
Ado Annie: Are you sure you don't want to eat dinner first?
Curly: THERE IS NO FOOD!
Ado Annie: Ok then let's go spy. ( mission impossible music )
