Curly: Dorothy are you sure these ozians know how?

Dorothy: People in the emerald city are none for there beauty salons don't worry.

Curly: Sorry I just want to make sure I look good for my date tonight a made a bet with my home dog Sky-M and I really want to win.

Dorothy: Ok trust me, come on were going to miss out flight to Oz.

Later on the airplane

Curly: I've never been in an airplane before are we allowed to jump out the window during the flight and enjoy the scenery.

Dorothy: Well, that wouldn't be a very good idea.

Curly: Fine! ( the plane starts taking off and Curly starts freaking out ) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WERE GONNA DIE NOOOOOOO I WANT TO GO BACK TO OKLAHOMA!

Dorothy: You know what let's just take an hot air balloon.

Curly: Ok.

later in the emerald city

Ozian: Ha, Ha ,ha ho ,ho ,ho and a couple of tralalas that's how we laugh the day away in the merry old land of oz.

Groomers: Clip clip here clip ,clip there

Curly: Watch it.

Groomers: Rub rub here rub, rub there

Curly: Hey I don't need to be shined!

Groomers: Stuff stuff here stuff stuff there

Curly: THATS IT TAKE ME HOME DOROTHY!

Dorothy: Ok.

Ozians plus groomers: That's how we laugh the day away with a ha ,ha, ha, ha, ha ,ha ,ha ,ha ,ha-ha ,ha, ha in the merry old land merry old land merry old merry old merry old land of oz!

Back in Oklahoma

Curly: Boy am I glad to be out of there.

Dorothy: I guess only Lions, girls, tin men, and scarecrows like the emarald city.

Curly: Now it's time for my date, how do I look Dorothy?

Dorothy: Are you sure you want me to answer that?

Curly: You know what I'm just gonna leave now.

Later at Ado Annie's house

Curly: ( rings the bell ) Hello Ado Annie.

Ado Annie: Curly darling come on right in dinner's almost ready.

Curly: I thought we were going to see a movie and then go out to dinner.

Ado Annie: Well, he would want to go out and eat when you can have a nice homemade meal from yours truly?

Curly: Ok so, what's on the menu?

Ado Annie: I'll tell you what's on the menu. NOTHING!

Curly: Why not I'm hungry! Wait am I on the show punk'd?

Ado Annie: Isn't everyone nowadays?

Curly: Hey I have a better idea let's go spy on Sky and his date.

Ado Annie: Are you sure you don't want to eat dinner first?

Curly: THERE IS NO FOOD!

Ado Annie: Ok then let's go spy. ( mission impossible music )