Jud: It's so sad nobody hates me anymore!
Wicked Witch: I hate you Jud.
Jud: Really? That's marvelous! Will you marry me?
Wicked Witch: Um...
Later
Sky: So, Sarah, do you like plums?
(mission impossible music. You see curly and ado Annie crouching in the corner)
Sarah: Ew! I hate plums!
Sky: Screw this! (leaves) Oh, hi guys.
Ado Annie: I thought you said they'd be scared of us!
Sky: So, Sarah, what fruit DO you like?
Sarah: Lemons and melons and pears.
Sky: Oh my!
In that same restaurant
Wicked Witch: Remind me why I agreed to go out with you?
Jud: Cuz I thought we'd be on TV.
Wicked Witch: Now why would you think a thing like that?
Jud: Isn't everybody these days?
Wicked Witch: True.
Jud: Let's go shoot cr...UDS.
Wicked: Luck be a lady tonight!
In that same restaurant (boy I'm getting tired of saying that)
Lion: 'Scuse me, have you seen a girl named Dorothy anywhere?
Curly: Who me what no who's Dorothy?
Lion: I think she died.
Curly: Well ya gotta tell this to Glinda. Now if you don't mind me and my girlfriend here are trying to spy.
Lion: Awwwwwwwwww, that's so cute.
Sarah: Hi Lion! Where's scarecrow?
Lion: idk
Sarah: Well, tell him I miss him. I...I love him.
Sky: What?
Ado Annie: Me oh my I believe Sarah does not love sky Oh my Lord.
Curly: Like omg Sky-M this means I won the bet.
Random reporter dude: Well, Mr. Curly person, you have won the bet. What do you have to say for yourself?
Curly: Oklahoma!
Aunt Em: I'm sorry did I hear something about TV
Lion: OMG Aunt Em ya gotta help me find Dorothy!
Curly: K, Sky, hand over the one million dollars.
Sky: WHAT?
