Jud: It's so sad nobody hates me anymore!

Wicked Witch: I hate you Jud.

Jud: Really? That's marvelous! Will you marry me?

Wicked Witch: Um...

Later

Sky: So, Sarah, do you like plums?

(mission impossible music. You see curly and ado Annie crouching in the corner)

Sarah: Ew! I hate plums!

Sky: Screw this! (leaves) Oh, hi guys.

Ado Annie: I thought you said they'd be scared of us!

Sky: So, Sarah, what fruit DO you like?

Sarah: Lemons and melons and pears.

Sky: Oh my!

In that same restaurant

Wicked Witch: Remind me why I agreed to go out with you?

Jud: Cuz I thought we'd be on TV.

Wicked Witch: Now why would you think a thing like that?

Jud: Isn't everybody these days?

Wicked Witch: True.

Jud: Let's go shoot cr...UDS.

Wicked: Luck be a lady tonight!

In that same restaurant (boy I'm getting tired of saying that)

Lion: 'Scuse me, have you seen a girl named Dorothy anywhere?

Curly: Who me what no who's Dorothy?

Lion: I think she died.

Curly: Well ya gotta tell this to Glinda. Now if you don't mind me and my girlfriend here are trying to spy.

Lion: Awwwwwwwwww, that's so cute.

Sarah: Hi Lion! Where's scarecrow?

Lion: idk

Sarah: Well, tell him I miss him. I...I love him.

Sky: What?

Ado Annie: Me oh my I believe Sarah does not love sky Oh my Lord.

Curly: Like omg Sky-M this means I won the bet.

Random reporter dude: Well, Mr. Curly person, you have won the bet. What do you have to say for yourself?

Curly: Oklahoma!

Aunt Em: I'm sorry did I hear something about TV

Lion: OMG Aunt Em ya gotta help me find Dorothy!

Curly: K, Sky, hand over the one million dollars.

Sky: WHAT?