Tin man: ( sings ) I am so alone I am so alone I am so alo
Ado Annie: What's wrong tin man?
Tin man: I have no true love.
Ado Annie: Well I'll help you find one.
Tin man: How will I do that?
Ado Annie: We can go on one of those dating web sites.
Tin man: Ok.
Later on typing the tin man's profile for the dating web site
Ado Annie: So tin man what should we say about you in your profile?
Tin man: Well, I'm caring, tin, and have a great sense of humor.
Ado Annie: Nobody cares about any of that cr...UDS here I'll write it for you. Hello chicks I'm the coolest guy around and any of you would be lucky to date me. I am strong so strong I'm the captain of my high school's football team. I am also the coolest guy there I have been asked to go on so many dates it's crazy. I also well... I don't want to say because your parents might be looking over your shoulder right now. Email me back and we'll have a date.
Tin man: Ok 1. I am 55 years old and don't go to high school, 2. I can't play football I like to play chess, and 3. I have only been on one date it was a blind date that happened to be with my mother because she felt sorry for me.
Ado Annie: Close enough. Oh look you have a reply.
the reply said
Hello I just read your profile and I am crazy about guys like you my name is Emily and I'm the hottest tamale in your kitchen I love football I am a cheerleader I live in Kansas but you know what they say the smaller the better or is it the other way around oh well pick me up at 7:00 tonight I'll be waiting - Emily Gale
Tin man: Oh no Ado Annie whatever shall I do none of those things you said about me were true.
Ado Annie: I know what we can do let's go to the emerald city and get you so polished that you look like a football player.
Tin man: ARE YOU CRAZY!
Ado Annie: I guess guys and tin men hate the emerald city. Just go there and tell her the truth I'll come with you.
Tin man: Well, ok.
Emily's house all the way back in Kansas
Tin man: Are you sure about this Ado Annie?
Ado Annie: Don't worry what could possibly go wrong?
Emily aka Aunt Em: Why hello there stud.
Ado Annie: AUNT EM!
Tin man: ADO ANNIE!
Aunt Em: HI!
Tin man: This is your aunt Ado Annie?
Ado Annie: Aunt Em your married you can't date anyone.
Aunt Em: Says who? I am old enough to make my own decisions!
Ado Annie: Well if you think your old enough why don't you just move out?
Aunt Em: Maybe I will!
Tin man: Say what?
