Dorothy: Hi lion what are you doing?

Lion: Not much Dorothy, well I kind of wanted to ask you something.

Dorothy: Well, get on with it.

Lion: Would you... like to come to my birthday party?

Dorothy: Why I'd love to.

Lion: And can you help me mail the invitations?

Dorothy: Can't you do that by yourself?

Lion: Well, I kind of have this fear of mailboxes.

Dorothy: Why?

Lion: When I was little I was the most brave person in my school I know hard to believe but it was true I always got dared to do the dumbest things one day a boy named Henry came up to me and said " I dare you to go stuff yourself in a mailbox and don't come back unless someone lets you out." Since I had never not done a dare I had to so I was stuffed in there for 2 days. Then a hobo let me out because he hadn't gotten mail since he was a kid so he stole someone else ma

Dorothy: I get it your afraid of mailboxes

Lion: Yeah sorry I like to talk on,and on, and on I wonder where I get it from my mom said it was from her side of the family since they never shutu. I'm doing it again aren't I?

Dorothy: Yeah now let's go!

Later on at the mailbox

Dorothy: Ok there it is now let's go mail those letters.

Lion: Wait a stamp fell off.

5 minutes later

Lion: Ok sorry.

Dorothy: Ok now can we go mail the letters?

Lion: YEAH no wait I forgot to turn the music on ( turns on mission impossible music ) ok now we can mail them.

Dorothy: Lion I know I came with you to mail the letters but there's something I got to tell you.

Lion: What?

Dorothy: I'm afraid that things are blue.

Lion: Well that's no problem here I always carry around a can of pink dye. ( sprays the mailbox pink or some kind of weird color ) There you go.

Dorothy: ( mails the letters ) Ok now you just have to wait for people to RSVP.

Lion: Ok

1 year later

Lion: Oh look your aunt said she would think about coming Dorothy. And tin man said ditto. And scarecrow just mailed me a letter that looked like someone had spit all over it. Wow I can't believe everyone's coming.

Dorothy: Um you really think they all will?

Lion: Of course they will.

Day of the party only aunt em shows up

Dorothy: Well at least one of them came.

Lion: Oh I don't care the only person I truly wanted here was you. Dorothy I must tell you that I like you a lot.

Dorothy: Well that's motley kind of you but I'm engaged to be married.

Lion: WHAT?
Aunt Em: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Lion: Dorothy who is it?

Dorothy: Nathan Detroit.

Lion: scowls NATHAN!