Dorothy: Hi lion what are you doing?
Lion: Not much Dorothy, well I kind of wanted to ask you something.
Dorothy: Well, get on with it.
Lion: Would you... like to come to my birthday party?
Dorothy: Why I'd love to.
Lion: And can you help me mail the invitations?
Dorothy: Can't you do that by yourself?
Lion: Well, I kind of have this fear of mailboxes.
Dorothy: Why?
Lion: When I was little I was the most brave person in my school I know hard to believe but it was true I always got dared to do the dumbest things one day a boy named Henry came up to me and said " I dare you to go stuff yourself in a mailbox and don't come back unless someone lets you out." Since I had never not done a dare I had to so I was stuffed in there for 2 days. Then a hobo let me out because he hadn't gotten mail since he was a kid so he stole someone else ma
Dorothy: I get it your afraid of mailboxes
Lion: Yeah sorry I like to talk on,and on, and on I wonder where I get it from my mom said it was from her side of the family since they never shutu. I'm doing it again aren't I?
Dorothy: Yeah now let's go!
Later on at the mailbox
Dorothy: Ok there it is now let's go mail those letters.
Lion: Wait a stamp fell off.
5 minutes later
Lion: Ok sorry.
Dorothy: Ok now can we go mail the letters?
Lion: YEAH no wait I forgot to turn the music on ( turns on mission impossible music ) ok now we can mail them.
Dorothy: Lion I know I came with you to mail the letters but there's something I got to tell you.
Lion: What?
Dorothy: I'm afraid that things are blue.
Lion: Well that's no problem here I always carry around a can of pink dye. ( sprays the mailbox pink or some kind of weird color ) There you go.
Dorothy: ( mails the letters ) Ok now you just have to wait for people to RSVP.
Lion: Ok
1 year later
Lion: Oh look your aunt said she would think about coming Dorothy. And tin man said ditto. And scarecrow just mailed me a letter that looked like someone had spit all over it. Wow I can't believe everyone's coming.
Dorothy: Um you really think they all will?
Lion: Of course they will.
Day of the party only aunt em shows up
Dorothy: Well at least one of them came.
Lion: Oh I don't care the only person I truly wanted here was you. Dorothy I must tell you that I like you a lot.
Dorothy: Well that's motley kind of you but I'm engaged to be married.
Lion:
WHAT?
Aunt Em: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Lion: Dorothy who is it?
Dorothy: Nathan Detroit.
Lion: scowls NATHAN!
