Random announcer Dude: People! There has been yet another criminal on the loose! Kinda funny how one event leads to another eh? (starts laughing hysterically. he sees hes the only one laughing) Yeah sorry bout that there was some dog dude who ran away with the million bux when he didnt even find the people blah blah blah but seriously don't you think I should quit this lousy job and become a stand-up comedian? I'd be really good! (keeps laughing)

Jud: A criminal that's a DOG? This is bullsh...OOT. I deserved that million! Hey maybe I could get it!

Adelaide: Well now how are you gonna do a thing like that?
Jud: How did YOU get here?

Adelaide: Uhh I'm a secret undercover agent cover for me.

Jud: Dude I've got it! I'll sell all of Curlys things on eBay and then I don't even have to get a million bucks!

Adelaide: Orrrrrrrrrrrrrrr you could just look in the directory and call them.

Jud: You idiot, that's a stupid idea!

Adelaide: Fine then I will. (starts dialing)

Jud: Hello?

Tinman: Hi! Who is this?

Adelaide: I'm Adelaide can you tell me where you are so i can get the million dollar reward plzthx?

Tinman: Sure cuz u asked nicely. We're at the Cowardly Lion's b-day party.

Adelaide: Thx! Ur a doll!

Jud: Wtf? Nobody's buying his cowboy hat? Does this computer work?

Adelaide: Cya bubi! Now where did they say they were? Oh yes, the cowardly lion's b-day party. Well, here I am!

Lion: OMG! It's 2:37! That's "stop-Dorothy's-wedding" time! Gotta run!

Ado Annie: We'll follow you!

Adelaide: You guys! Wait up! I'm Adelaide Whatevermylastnameis!

Tinman: Oh you're that nice lady I talked to on the fone with!

Adelaide: Ya. Anyways, can I have my million bucks now?

Ado Annie: Ya, ask Toto.

Adelaide: Kk.

Toto: Oh yea sure here ya go. WAIT A SECOND

Adelaide: YIPPEE! I know exactly what I'm gonna do with the million bucks! I'll redesign Emerald City! And I'll use the leftovers to buy a wedding dress! But first I need a husband. If I only had a husband...

Ado Annie: What did I tell you about singing?

Adelaide: K sry. Well, since Nathan's getting married 2 dorothy...Jud will u marry me?

Jud: Sry bub im alredy married 2 the wicked witch.

Adelaide: Screw her, I'm richer.

Jud: Yeah guess yer right.