Henry: Em we haven't seen Dorothy in a while have we?

Aunt Em: Say what?

Henry: Our niece Dorothy?

Aunt Em: We have a niece I never knew that?

Henry: You know that girl who has been living with us since she was little that's our niece.

Aunt Em: NO WAY!

Henry: Yes way!

Aunt Em: Why'd we have to take care of her doesn't she have parents?

Henry: She did a long time ago.

Random people: Flashback! Flashback!

Dorothy's mom: Dorothy it's time to go outside and leave us alone!

Dorothy: But mommy I do that every day and it gets really boring talking to that hobo from down the street all he does is whine about not have food,clothes,and a home.

Dorothy's dad: Well maybe if you had some friends you wouldn't have to talk to the hobo.

Dorothy: I did have friends but you two scared them away!

Dorothy's mom: It's not my fault we sell guns for a living.

Dorothy: YOU SHOT THEM!

Dorothy's dad: We only did that so we didn't have to have them come over again.

Dorothy: I hate you and I'm running away!

Dorothy's parent's: Good and don't come back now you here?

Dorothy is now in Kansas wow that took her long enough

Dorothy: How the he...CK did I get in Kansas?

Henry: I don't know you walked.

Dorothy: Maybe I did walk.

Henry: Or maybe you ran.

Dorothy: That could've been a possibility.

Henry: Come with me to Kansas city?

Dorothy: Oh I've always wanted to go to Kansas city.

Henry: Why it's a dump the only reason I'm bringing you is to sell you.

Dorothy: WHAT?

Later when Dorothy is being auctioned off

Dorothy: Please I'm only just a child don't auction me off to some stranger.

Random announcer dude: I hear 1 penny for the child going once twice no wait I think I heard 2 cents for the lovely lady going once twice and sold to this nice woman over here.

Aunt Em: Why thank you me and my husband will take care if this pretty young thing come along now Dottie.

Dorothy: It's Dorothy.

Aunt Em: Same thing.

At aunt em's house

Dorothy: This is pretty nice where am I to sleep?

Aunt Em: Oh my husband is working on a room for you right now.

Dorothy: What's his name?

Aunt Em: Henry.

Dorothy: That's funny the person who sold me to be auctioned was named Henry. By the looks of it that man over there building a room that looks suited for a young girl looks like him now.

Henry: Em what are you doing with that girl?

Aunt Em: I bought her at and auction for 2 cents ain't that great were 2 cents richer then before.

Henry: Em my sweet Em THATS THE GIRL I WAS AUCTIONING TODAY AND YOU BOUGHT HER?

Aunt Em: Yes I believe I did.

Dorothy: Hey let's not fight and forget this whole thing ever happened.

Em and Henry: Ok.

Random people: Flashforward! Flashforward!

Henry: And that's why we kept Dorothy and she didn't stay with her parents.

Aunt Em: Say what?