CHAP. 2- CEREAL WITH HAMMER THINGIES!

Fred Fredburger and Cheese walked up to a taco stand. Fred Fredburger talked to the stand owner,

"Um...Yes, two orders of-" Fred Fredburger.

Cheese interrupted, "Cereal!"

"We only got Mexican food at this here stand." The man said in a country accent.

"Yes, um...We meant to say Nachos. Two orders of Nachos!" Fred Fredburger said.

The stand owner took of his costume. Under it was a pitch black man with tentacles wiggling from his back.

"Friends?" He said, holding out one of his tentacles to shake hands with Cheese.

"Cereal?" Cheese said, reaching to shake the tentacle.

"Co, Co!" Said a voice from the street.

Coco came running towards Cheese and knocked him down before he could shake the tentacle.

"This sidewalk tastes funny!" Cheese said, with his tongue on the sidewalk.

"Co, coco, co, coco, coco, co, co, co!" Coco yelled at the tentacles man.

"I just wanted to make some friends. Friends! Friends! FRIEEEEEEEEENDS!" The man yelled.

"I'll be your friends." Cheese said.

There was a long silence, until the man asked,

"Really?"

"Yes." Fred Fredburger said, "If you make some Nachos."

"Sure! With cheese?" The man asked.

"Yes?" Cheese asked.

"Yes? Yes!" Fred Fredburger.

"Yes? Okay! Some Nachos for you sir!" The man said, handing Fred Fredburger some nachos.

"I need a box to...um...hold them in!" Fred Fredburger said.

"Okay." The man handed a box of nachos with cheese on them.

"What about Cheese?" Fred Fredburger asked.

"There's cheese on them!" The man said, pointing to the nachos.

"No, Cheese!" Fred Fredburger yelled.

"I put cheese on your nachos!" The man yelled.

"Ah! You put my friend in my food!" Fred Fredburger yelled, throwing the nachos at the man's face and running away.

"Ew! I did? Ah!" The man yelled, running in the opposite direction.