Aunt Em: Well now what do you think of this restaurant I booked for us Dorothy

Dorothy: I quite like it but why are there 3 seats?

Aunt Em: I saved mine 4 my bf

Dorothy: Whos ur best friend forever?

Aunt Em: My boyfriend stupid his name is boq

Tinman: I told u darling its tinman in public.

Aunt Em: Say what?

Dorothy: So tinman ur in high school?

Tinman: Nono im 55 years old.

Aunt Em: OMG

Wicked Witch: Oh boohoohoo my dear Jud is married 2 som1 else now if ya get my drift.

Curly: Oh ur hot.

Wicked Witch: You really think so?

Curly: This must be what other people feel like! OMG!

Wicked Witch: When u hear the word girl wat comes 2 mind?

Curly: OKLAHOMA

Random People: Luck be a lady...LUCK BE A LADY! Luck be a lady...LUCK BE A LADY! Luck be a lady tonight...AHAHAHAHAHHAaaaAaAKAKJAHH!

Ado Annie: Shucks curly totally likes someone else i feel so alone.

Sky: Yo I'm Sky-M sky masterson yes this is me

Ado Annie: I luv ya!

Sky: Aw you relly mean it?

Adelaide: Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Emerald City looks so purdy now! And ain't this the finest place 2 spend our first night 2gether at?

Jud: Oh ya very fine.

Wicked Witch: Oh hello Jud.

Jud: Oh hello wickedwitchkins. I see ur with som1 else.

Wicked Witch: Oh ya hes hot arent ya Curly?

Curly: Yesyesyes.

Jud: Well then I guess this is goodbye (fake crying)

Wicked Witch: Aw shut up.

Sarah: K now close ur eyes.

Scarecrow: Uh huh

Sarah: K now u can open them.

Scarecrow: OMG Sarah! U shouldnt hav!

Sarah: Heehee

Sarahs Consiebnse: I must say I'm impressed.

Toto: I am Toto I will be ur waiter for 2day might I reccommend the stuffing?

Scarecrow: AAAH! Cannibalism!

Dorothy: HI NATHAN! So anyway, wuznt lion SO obnoxious at the wedding 2day?

Nathan: I KNOW! I can't believe him!

Dorothy: He always does these kinds of things.

Nathan: Well, some people are just stupid like that.

Lion: U guys know I'm standing right here right?

Nathan and Dorothy: Oh hi lion!

Ado Annie: Don't you think this place is looking a bit crowded 2day?

Sky: Oh, It's always like this. So do U like plums?

Ado Annie: YES!

Sky: I LOVE U!

Tinman: Oh Adelaide ur a psychiatrist I hav a question I have a girlfriend and shes all old and peepl all make fun of me her name is aunt em and i love her what should i do?

Adelaide: Take some tylenol yadda yadda yadda goodbye.