Aunt Em: Well now what do you think of this restaurant I booked for us Dorothy
Dorothy: I quite like it but why are there 3 seats?
Aunt Em: I saved mine 4 my bf
Dorothy: Whos ur best friend forever?
Aunt Em: My boyfriend stupid his name is boq
Tinman: I told u darling its tinman in public.
Aunt Em: Say what?
Dorothy: So tinman ur in high school?
Tinman: Nono im 55 years old.
Aunt Em: OMG
Wicked Witch: Oh boohoohoo my dear Jud is married 2 som1 else now if ya get my drift.
Curly: Oh ur hot.
Wicked Witch: You really think so?
Curly: This must be what other people feel like! OMG!
Wicked Witch: When u hear the word girl wat comes 2 mind?
Curly: OKLAHOMA
Random People: Luck be a lady...LUCK BE A LADY! Luck be a lady...LUCK BE A LADY! Luck be a lady tonight...AHAHAHAHAHHAaaaAaAKAKJAHH!
Ado Annie: Shucks curly totally likes someone else i feel so alone.
Sky: Yo I'm Sky-M sky masterson yes this is me
Ado Annie: I luv ya!
Sky: Aw you relly mean it?
Adelaide: Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Emerald City looks so purdy now! And ain't this the finest place 2 spend our first night 2gether at?
Jud: Oh ya very fine.
Wicked Witch: Oh hello Jud.
Jud: Oh hello wickedwitchkins. I see ur with som1 else.
Wicked Witch: Oh ya hes hot arent ya Curly?
Curly: Yesyesyes.
Jud: Well then I guess this is goodbye (fake crying)
Wicked Witch: Aw shut up.
Sarah: K now close ur eyes.
Scarecrow: Uh huh
Sarah: K now u can open them.
Scarecrow: OMG Sarah! U shouldnt hav!
Sarah: Heehee
Sarahs Consiebnse: I must say I'm impressed.
Toto: I am Toto I will be ur waiter for 2day might I reccommend the stuffing?
Scarecrow: AAAH! Cannibalism!
Dorothy: HI NATHAN! So anyway, wuznt lion SO obnoxious at the wedding 2day?
Nathan: I KNOW! I can't believe him!
Dorothy: He always does these kinds of things.
Nathan: Well, some people are just stupid like that.
Lion: U guys know I'm standing right here right?
Nathan and Dorothy: Oh hi lion!
Ado Annie: Don't you think this place is looking a bit crowded 2day?
Sky: Oh, It's always like this. So do U like plums?
Ado Annie: YES!
Sky: I LOVE U!
Tinman: Oh Adelaide ur a psychiatrist I hav a question I have a girlfriend and shes all old and peepl all make fun of me her name is aunt em and i love her what should i do?
Adelaide: Take some tylenol yadda yadda yadda goodbye.
