Scarecrow: Fellahs what should I do I don't know if Sarah will want to marry me.

Tin man: Oh don't worry she will.

Lion: Yeah and you never know until you try.

Scarecrow: I guess your right well here I go.

Sarah's house

Scarecrow: ( rings the bell and it doesn't work ) Why won't this darn thing work. I guess I should try again. ( pushes it even harder but still doesn't work ) This thing just doesn't want to listen to me well one more time wouldn't hurt. ( pushes it again then realizes something) I know why it isn't working you can't hear a doorbell from the outside.

Sarah: Fiyero hello my love come right in.

Scarecrow: Sarah I wanted to ask you something that's why I'm here.

Sarah: Well spit it out then.

Scarecrow: ( spits out a piece of something ) Thanks I've been wanting to get rid of that for weeks.

Sarah: No Fiyero I mean spit out what your trying to say.

Scarecrow: ( literally spits while talking ) Will you marry me?

Sarah: Here I'll say this slowly so it doesn't confuse you. Just say what you want to tell me ok.

Scarecrow: OK! Um will you marry me? ( shows her a ring that he got from a crappy toy machine from Walmart )

Sarah: Why Fiyero of course I'll marry you.

Scarecrow: Good because the wedding is tomorrow.

Sarah: WHAT?

Scarecrow: Well the guys said you would say yes so they booked the wedding and invited everyone.

Sarah: THERES NO TIME FOR CHIT CHAT I HAVE TO GET A DRESS!

Scarecrow: Already taken care of. ( show her a long velvet green wedding dress )

Sarah: Do you really expect me to wear that on my own wedding day where did you even get that?

Scarecrow: The new emerald city. It's exactly the same as the old one but the named it the new emerald city. Oh speaking of which that's where your getting your hair done.

Sarah: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Scarecrow: Everyone hates it there now tin men, girls, and everything in between.

Sarah: I'm taking Dorothy, Adelaide, and the lion with me.

Scarecrow: Why are you taking the lion with you he's not a girl?

Sarah: Everyone has there issues I'll be back soon bye.

Dress shop

Adelaide: Hey Sarah what about this one?

Sarah: Adelaide sweetie I will not wear a black wedding dress.

Lion: Sarah wear this one please?

Sarah: Um I would but that's a tuxedo for men.

Lion: It is but my mother wore that on her wedding day.

Sarah: Ok then.

Dorothy: Sarah don't wear a wedding dress wear a dress like mine I could be your maid of honor and we could have matching dresses.

Sarah: I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE I'LL JUST MAKE MY OWN WEDDING DRESS!

Dorothy,lion,Adelaide: Fine with us see ya ( takes off so fast you didn't even see them leave )

Day of wedding ahhhhh.

Sarah's concise: Sarah listen to me.

Sarah: What who said that?

Sarah's concise: It's me remember your concise.

Sarah: Oh yes I remember what do you want now?

Sarah's concise: I want to give you advice don't marry this man he's gonna be a lazy pile of hay all his life.

Sarah: I took your advice last time now I get to take my advice.

Sarah's concise: And what is your advice?

Sarah: Get some new friends so I don't have to always talk to you.

After the wedding

Sarah: Oh Fiyero I'm so glad were married.

Scarecrow: Say what?