Toto: OMG PEEPL THERES A BIG DANCE COMIN UP!
Ado Annie: How do you know?
Toto: Are u kidding me it was all over the news.
Random
comedy dude: Toto are u serious theres a big dance comin up?
Toto:
Yea how didnt u noe arent u the frickin news person
Random comedy dude: Not anymore i told u i wanted 2 get my own comedy show and i did.
Toto: O relly well thats strange.
The day of the dance...
Tinman: Aunt Em Aunt Em we're the only ones here.
Aunt Em: Oh relly how sucky who cares lets partay lion music plz (mission impossible music) How are we supposed 2 waltz 2 this music turn on some sweet relaxing music (turns on oh wat a beautiful mornin)
Tinman: Me oh my this is so romantic.
Aunt Em: Hun its impossible ta dance with ye wats the matter u like made of tin or sum
Tinman: No silly billy im 55 yers old.
Aunt Em: Now don't call me billy
Tinman: Aint that ur name.
Aunt Em: No
Elphie: Alright enough of this we had 2 come 2.
Curly: I just came for the punch.
littlegreengirl: Me and curly are gonna get married arent we?
Curly: In West Oklahoma!
Idina Menzel: Don't ya see how smart he is?
Curly: Sweetie lets dance.
Elphaba: DO NOT CALL ME SWEETIE!
Aunt Em: Hun u free 4 coffee
Tinman: Dude are u cheating on me?
Aunt Em: Just a friendly coffee if you get my drift.
Beautifully tragic sister: I don't drink coffee.
Curly: Pure water can melt her!
Jud: YES! Somebody go and melt her!
Tinman: Aunt Em, lets leave!
Aunt Em: Just a sec babe mista wats in the punch
Toto: Lemons and melons and pears!
Aunt Em: Oh my!
Wicked: Gawd da...RN it Curly I guess no good deed goes unpunished.
Curly: Well wat do u mean by that Elphie?
Wicked: Well all I mean is I came all this way 2 this stupid dance and we're not even on TV!
Random comedy dude: Boo!
littlegreengirl: AAH!
Random comedy dude and littlegreengirl: LOATHING!
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