Toto: OMG PEEPL THERES A BIG DANCE COMIN UP!

Ado Annie: How do you know?

Toto: Are u kidding me it was all over the news.

Random comedy dude: Toto are u serious theres a big dance comin up?
Toto: Yea how didnt u noe arent u the frickin news person

Random comedy dude: Not anymore i told u i wanted 2 get my own comedy show and i did.

Toto: O relly well thats strange.

The day of the dance...

Tinman: Aunt Em Aunt Em we're the only ones here.

Aunt Em: Oh relly how sucky who cares lets partay lion music plz (mission impossible music) How are we supposed 2 waltz 2 this music turn on some sweet relaxing music (turns on oh wat a beautiful mornin)

Tinman: Me oh my this is so romantic.

Aunt Em: Hun its impossible ta dance with ye wats the matter u like made of tin or sum

Tinman: No silly billy im 55 yers old.

Aunt Em: Now don't call me billy

Tinman: Aint that ur name.

Aunt Em: No

Elphie: Alright enough of this we had 2 come 2.

Curly: I just came for the punch.

littlegreengirl: Me and curly are gonna get married arent we?

Curly: In West Oklahoma!

Idina Menzel: Don't ya see how smart he is?

Curly: Sweetie lets dance.

Elphaba: DO NOT CALL ME SWEETIE!

Aunt Em: Hun u free 4 coffee

Tinman: Dude are u cheating on me?

Aunt Em: Just a friendly coffee if you get my drift.

Beautifully tragic sister: I don't drink coffee.

Curly: Pure water can melt her!

Jud: YES! Somebody go and melt her!

Tinman: Aunt Em, lets leave!

Aunt Em: Just a sec babe mista wats in the punch

Toto: Lemons and melons and pears!

Aunt Em: Oh my!

Wicked: Gawd da...RN it Curly I guess no good deed goes unpunished.

Curly: Well wat do u mean by that Elphie?

Wicked: Well all I mean is I came all this way 2 this stupid dance and we're not even on TV!

Random comedy dude: Boo!

littlegreengirl: AAH!

Random comedy dude and littlegreengirl: LOATHING!

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