Curly: Where is everybody? Hello? Maybe there somewhere, I know what they're doing playing marco polo I get it you guys. Marco? Marco? ( hears someone say polo ) OMG they answered! Wait but that's impossible there's no one around maybe I'm hearing things Marco? Yeah it's just me.

Wicked witch: Ok Curly I am a frikkin shade of green you can't see me and I'm standing right next to you?

Curly: Were in a all green forest give me a break. And now were lost in the wilderness lost slowly dying in the wilderness and if anyone's watching I couldn't care less were lost in the wilderness.

Wicked Witch: Yeah how will we ever get out? Oh please someone help us!

Toto: Gasp this looks like a job for super toto or as the peeps in the hood like to call me to-to

Wicked witch: YAY it's Toto.

Toto: Oh hello Elphaba, You think I'm really going to save you I'm only here for Curly.

Curly: Oh but you must.

Toto: Who says?

Aunt Em: I says Toto.

Toto: Aunt Em what are you doing here?

Aunt Em: Can't someone just randomly appear without so many question gosh.

Curly: Toto can you just save us I'm getting hungry.

Toto: No time for chit chat I must save you.

Curly: Good idea lets g...

Dorothy: Hey everyone.

Aunt Em: Dorothy now your here what's next?

Random announcer dude: I'm next.

Curly: I thought I was next.

Wicked witch: Your already here.

Curly: I thought I was over there.

Wicked witch: ( teleports him over there ) Abra cadabra now you are.

Curly: Wait not over there in your hair.

Wicked witch: ( teleports him in her hair ) There happy now?

Curly: Well maybe I wanted to be in your underwe...

Wicked witch: Now your pushing it.

Sarah: Why hello look who's here Curly, Aunt Em, Toto, and even Dorothy.

Wicked witch: Hey I'm here to.

Sarah: Who said that?

Wicked witch: It's me Elphaba.

Sarah: I get it were playing Marco polo Marco! ( Elphaba responds polo ) Marco! ( she responds again ) Wow this is a hard game.

Curly: Hey are we ever going to get saved?

Aunt Em: Maybe someday

1 week later

Dorothy: Ok are we like on that show punk'd again?

Toto: Were never going to get out of here are we?

Aunt Em: Maybe someday

5 months later

Random announcer dude: Hey isn't it impossible to go without water for 5 days? No wonder everyone is so quiet.

1 year later

Curly: Were going to be stuck here till the end of time itself.

Nathan: ( shows up in his taxi ) Hey guys.

Wicked witch: Thank god it's you now you can drive us back home.

Nathan: Who said that?

Wicked witch: It's me Elphaba.

Nathan: Oh I get it were playing Marco polo Marco! ( elphaba responds polo ) Marco! ( she responds again )

Wicked witch: Never mind.

Tin man: Hi guys what are you doing here home is just across the street.

Dorothy: YOU JUST WANT US TO THINK THAT

Aunt Em: YOU THINK WERE CRAZY DONT YOU? ATTACK!11

Everyone randomly falls asleep

Sky: Ado Annie why is everyone sleeping?

Ado annie: Maybe it's a new trend.

Sky: Then we might as well join them.

Falls asleep then everyone wakes up again

Jud: Adalaide while they're asleep let's steal from them.

Adalaide: I tell you this and I'll tell you again GET SOME HELP!

Random annoucer dude: Why are we here again?

Wicked witch: I don't know but I'm getting bored let's have a sing along

All: OK!

Lion: Hey don't leave me out!

Scarecrow: Or me.

Wicked witch: Ready 1, 2 , 3.

All: This land is your land this land is my land from the red wood forest to the goldstream waters this land was made this land was made this land was made for you and me!