Echizen Ryoma
"Honey can you come here for a sec?"
"Mada mada dane."
"Ryoma, me and your father have something to tell you."
"I'm not really your son?" he asked hopefully,
"No, wait, hold on I need to throw-up first."
Needless to say, Echizen was quite disturbed by what his mother had just said.
"Okay, well, to put it frankly, you'll have a new sibling!"
Echizen was even more disturbed by this, 'How did that happen? Aren't they like in their 40's?' of course he wouldn't say THAT out loud, "Mada mada dane."
"Hey! Show more compassion boy! She gave birth to two handfuls."
Rinko smacked her husband upside his head," You the biggest handful! Anyways your gonna have a new baby sister."
"…" 'Better then having another Ryoga who's jealous of my mad skills.' He pulled his cap down, "Whatever."
"I'll think I'll name her Sakuno!"
Echizen shook his head, dear god he knows this was gonna be hell here in this household.
'Note to self, don't let mom near oyaji EVER again.'
