Momoshiro Takeshi

Momo is soooo not fat, oh no, he's got anything a girl could ask for…..except nobody would date a food vacuum, no why would they do that?

And by the way, I'm not hinting that Momoshiro Takeshi is going to die lonely, seriously, I'm not!

"Hey Echizen! Wanna go to MacDonald after school?"

"Senpai, don't you have a GIRLFRIEND to do that with."

Ouch, stingy.

"I would……if they would stop dumping me!" (Runs off crying)

Oishi sighed, "Echizen, that wasn't very nice……"

"Che." And Echizen goes back to his usual sulking.

(Next Day)

"(sniffle, sniffle) That was so cold…."

"…."

"Stop that Echizen, here Momo, how about I help you with your date?"

"You'd do that Fuji-sempai?"

"Fufufu, don't you worry, I have to look after my kouhai don't I?"

"Errr..ok….."

'What's with Fuji-sempai's laugh? Che, whatever.' Echizen just shook his head and left.

(Saturday)

"Hm……I wonder who Fuji-sempai set me up with?"

"HHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!"

Momo turned around to see a girl with long black hair bolting to where he was.

"Hi! My name is Mary-Sue! I'm here to steal you away from any potential lovers!"

"Hu…huh? Um…..Mary-Sue huh? I guess you're a foreigner?"

"I live in xxx."

"xxx? Whydid your words turned into…"

"Oh Momo! Your sooooo silly! Come on I'll treat you to burgers!"

'Yes! Score! Oh wait, damn she's gonna dump me!'

(Burger Place)

"Yeah and Fuji told me eeeevvvveeerrrything about you!"

"Oh cra- I mean really?"

"Yes! I heard you eat a lot! But that's ok, I'm a Mary-Sue and I can afford anything!"

"Sure……"

"So? So? How's the food? If it sucks, I'll sue the place for you!"

"No thanks…"

"Well here! I'll tell you more about me-"

"Oh lord…."

(30 minutes later)

"And that's how I saved Sasuke that day."

"Um…..I had a nice time, I think I'll go home now….."

"What! Why, we're supposed to be on a date! We have to be together FOREVER!"

"Thanks for the offer, but I think I need to get home now!"

"NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO! I won't let you!"

"WAAAAHHHHH!" Momo quickly ran out the door with a crazed Mary-Sue chasing after him.

(Monday)

"Seeemm….ppppaiiii….."

"Oh! Momo, how was your date?"

"She's insane! I took me 15 hours too shake her off!"

"Fssshhh, so now you're a lady-killer."

"Shut it Mamushi! Why are you so nosey?"

"Aah! What was that? You wanna fight you stupid peach!"

"Enough Kaidoh, there is a 60 percent chance that the crazy woman will hunt you down."

"W…what? Fssh…" Kaidoh decided this is the best time to get out of there.

"Anyways…that woman is crazy! I'm swearing off people with the double X chromosome."

Everyone turned to stare at him, "Ano….I only like Fu…fu..ji"

"Eh? Did you say something Taka-san?"

"Nevermind."

"Sorry sempai, but I'm not available."

"I already have Tezuka…"

"I already have Oishi!"

From that day on, Momo became the major male-rape material,

"Hey! Shut up!"

And what ever happened to the Mary-Sue? Who knows, this is about PoT, she probably went back to the Naruto world…..

Authoress note: My, My, my that was long, I didn't mean to make fun of Momo, He is one of the few balancing on the border of Hate him to Like him. Anyways, sorry for the long wait! Studying and what not…..One more to go and I'll start Fudomine…well, some of the characters cuz I forgot some names…..lol sorry for the long wait….I'm soooo not dead yet, so sorry XD