What's good people, it's TheAwesomeCoolJay here and I'm back to give you another chapter in this love fic! So I've been saying this in all my stories, just to update with my life, but I recently graduated with a bach degree and yeah big deal right... STORY TIME! Besides the whole theme and plot revolving around love, there is story moments in here too.
This is being done by me because it was in my head when I started this fanfic, but I was pushed even further when I learned some terrible news. In season 9 of the show the episode "Let Sleeper Dogs Lie", they completely retcon Crocker's origin of how he treated Cosmo and Wanda, and how he lost them. Haters can say what they want about season 10, but the previous season had the dog... and no he won't appear in this. Anyway true fans, like myself, refuse to accept that so let TheAwesomeCoolJay make things right.
The Fairly OddParents is owned by Butch Hartman and Nickelodeon
In the house of the Crockers, Denzel was in his room with his two best friends Dark Laser and Foop. The L.O.S.E.R.S. were currently sitting at a table, while their leader was going over why plans have been failing lately. As Crocker thought about the failures, his mother came in the room with a plate of freshly baked cookies.
"Hello boys." Mrs. Crocker greeting them as she placed the cookies on the table. "Can't plan evil on an empty stomach."
"How right you are Mrs. Crocker and I must say out of all the sugary sweets I have snacked on, yours are the best." Foop complimenting the woman as he grabbed a handful of cookies.
"Ain't that the truth." Dark Laser said as he moved closer to Mrs. Crocker. "So Dolores are we still on for tonight?"
"I wouldn't think of missing it Dark." She happily replied back to him.
"Your on a first-name basis now?" Crocker said as his eye twitched in horror of the flirting. "SERIOUSLY WHAT IS WRONG WITH BOTH OF YOU?!"
TheAwesomeCoolJay: I did not make that, Mrs. Crocker and Dark Laser like each other like that... it happened in the actual canon.
"Mother leave!"
Not wanting to cause any more trouble, Mrs. Crocker decided to leave, but not before giving Dark Laser a flirting wink. Dark Laser happily winked back, Crocker saw that and decided to slam his head on the table in agony.
"Look on the bright side, he could be doing that with my mother." The Anti-Fairy said trying to cheer Crocker up.
"How is that suppose to make me feel better?"
"It doesn't... it makes me feel safe though."
"Enough, back to why we're here." Denzel said looking back on his plans. "These plans were foolproof but something always went wrong, I'm starting to believe someone is messing with us."
Once he said that, Foop gulped down one of his cookies nervously and Dark Laser suspiciously crushed his in his hand. The two felt as if their friend knew it was them foiling the plans.
"Crocker old boy I think these constant failures are making you paranoid." The baby making an excuse for all the failed plans.
"No Foop I'm sure someone is interfering, do you remember that plan on Tuesday?"
"Are you referring to one where you had Turner and Carmichael trapped under a giant electrical butterfly net?"
"Yes I had them, but when that black cat crossed my path I tripped and fell into the net." Crocker explained as his body still buzzed with electricity. "They get free while I become a living taser, how unlucky was that."
"Yes, how unlucky." Foop says under his breath as he hides his magic behind his back.
"Then there was Friday, where a simple plan was to cause the fairies to come out by letting a shopping cart hit the kids, but for some reason the cart came back and hit me."
"Yes I remember that, what a weird force that hit you." Laser responded as he kept his hands down. "Not dark powers at all, but a weird force thing."
"I think you guys are right, these unfortunate events that happen to me are nothing but freak accidents." The teacher concluded as walked away from the table and to his pet cat. "Oh Girlfriend, why can't I ever win?"
The cat simply meowed and pointed to the video camera on his bed.
"Oh you got something you want to show me?"
Crocker got the camera and uploaded the video it to his computer to view it. He was expecting to see some funny cat videos from Girlfriend, but to his surprise, Crocker saw why his plans failed.
"It was you two?!" Crocker exclaimed while looking at Foop and Dark Laser.
"What are you talking about?" Foop asked.
This video is showing you both making the plans fail!" He explained as he turned around the computer around so they can see. "Foop you poofed that cat and made me trip, and Dark Laser you used your powers to make that cart hit me!"
"We can explain!"
"Does that cat always record what we do?" Dark Laser asking an unrelated question.
"She likes to now what I'm doing when I'm not around or try to blackmail me sometimes into buying more cat food, but that's beside the point!"
"Okay look, we're not doing this for Turner we're doing this for Chloe's happiness."
"What!"
"We just want the girl to be in a good relationship, so the boy can't really be maimed, hurt, or injured in anyway." The Anti-Fairy explained. "Do you understand?"
"Oh I understand everything."
Hearing that from Crocker, Foop and Dark Laser let out a sigh of relief when their friend decided not to get upset with them. That would all change when they saw Crocker's L.O.S.E.R.S. shirt tossed on the table. Looking up, the two saw the anger in Crocker's eyes that looked like it could give Vicky's gaze a challenge.
"I understand that friendship means nothing, the only way to get something done is to rely on yourself and no else!" The teacher told them.
Foop and Dark Laser tried to talk some sense into him, but Crocker wasn't having it, he would soon run to the tube that goes to the Crocker Cave. Before he rode it, Crocker looked at his former friends one last time.
"You both mean nothing to me."
With that being his last remark, Crocker got into the tube and rode it to the Crocker Cave. As he reached the end of the tube, Crocker expected to hit the floor of his secret lair, but unexpectedly, he actually landed on the pillows. He looked around and saw a note on one of the pillows and it was from his former friends. On the note, it explained how Dark Laser and Foop have placed extra pillows around the area for Crocker.
"I prefer hitting the ground." The man said as he ripped the note up.
TheAwesomeCoolJay: We all do Crocker, we all love that gag.
"No plans this time, just me and my gadgets, one last assault Turner!"
The Park
Timmy and Chloe were at the park playing catch, with their fairies in the forms of the objects they were playing with. Cosmo and Wanda were gloves, the former in Timmy's hand and the latter in Chloe's hand, and Poof was the ball they were throwing.
"Remember Timmy who ever drops Poof loses and the winner gets to choose lunch." Chloe tells him as she throws the ball.
"Don't worry I know." He replies as he catches Poof. "And I won't lose."
"Please don't Timmy, I want to eat food that's not healthy for me." Cosmo pleaded.
Timmy threw the ball back and Chloe caught it, with Poof in hand, the girl decided to chat with Wanda and Poof for a second.
"So far so good."
"I wish we could make things a bit more romantic, but playing catch is a fun activity." Wanda supporting the game.
"Nothing says I love you like competition anyway." Poof teasing Chloe.
"Poof!" She said with her getting red again.
"Chloe what's the hold up." The young Turner asked.
Chloe returned her focus back to the game and threw Poof to Timmy, who was prepared to catch him. He was about to catch the baby, but the sound of rumbling caused Timmy to be distracted and miss Poof. Wanting to know what that noise was, Timmy turned around to see that it was Crocker's van that drove in the park and is now parked across from the kids. Getting out the van, Crocker kept his sight on Timmy as he walked forward.
"Turner, surrender the fairies now!" His teacher said continuing his march.
"Not really thinking this one through, that's okay neither will I." Timmy said as looked towards Cosmo and Wanda. "Batter up!"
Knowing what he meant Cosmo and Wanda poofed away from the kids' hands and next to Crocker. Floating in the air, the husband and wife took the form of baseball bats and proceeded in giving Crocker a beating.
"Your ruining a moment!" Wanda tells the man as she gets a swing on his head.
"Your ruining the lunch plans!" Cosmo told him as he too swung at the head.
Crocker went down, but wasn't out the voices sounded familiar. These blows to his head made Crocker really think about it and then it came to him. Standing up, the fairy obsessed man looked at the bats that attacked with eyes of realization.
"Cosmo and Wanda?"
And bam that's the end of part 1. I know some might be a little peeved with Timmy and Chloe being at the end, but again this story has a plot. Speaking of that plot, lets see what happens next time.
Crocker remembers everything, the moments he had with his fairies and the time he lost them. Unfortunately he remembers who was responsible for it, no question about how's he going to feel. But what will he do?
That's in part 2 everybody and you don't want to miss it! To not miss it your going to have to R.F.F. (Review Favorite Follow) PEACE!
