I DON'T OWN PHANTOM OF THE OPERA! ( I DO however, own JJ :) )

This is a look of what happens when Me and JJ (also known as IllTryMyBestToBeGlindaTheGood) steal Phantom.

Toast and JJ are sitting at borders, sipping their vanilla steamers, happily listening to Phantom of the opera when…

Phantom: exscuse me fine ladies, but do you mind turning down that music?

Toast: umm, sure I guess sorry if it dis- looks up and sees who she is talking to and starts to elbow JJ who is already hyperventilating

Phantom: what, what! Is there something wrong! Is my mask falling off!

Toast: JJ…

JJ… heee hooo heee hooo heee hooo

Phantom: sighs you must be phangirls.

Toast + J: in awe

Phantom: well, I must be going I'm just looking for a book on dog care… not that I need it… its for a friend… A FRIEND I TELL YOU! runs away

JJ: hey Toast?

Toast: what J

JJ: c-can I touch it?

with phantom

phantom sees a mop of hair that looks eerily familiar

Raoul: you know Christine, if you would take better care of your hair it wouldn't be so frizzy. Why I have this great product that…

Phantom: revealing himself from behind the rack of mini-books good evening Raoul, Christine

Raoul: Whoa there buddy. We have a restraining order against you!

Phantom: doesn't appear to notice, starts stepping towards them

Raoul: hides behind Christine who is gazing angrily at the man who usually made Raoul have nightmares and wet the bed, assuring that she would never get a good nights sleep.

Christine: lets out supperloud whistle and 20 security gaurds who appear out of no where come running. Cause of course EVERY bookstore needs security gaurds!

Police officer: alright put you hands up!

Phantom: you really don't want me to do that…

Police officer: er… why not?

Phantom: because in my hand there is a magical lasso that will KILL you if I point it at you

Police officer: er…a…magical?

Phantom: yes.

Passerbye: there's no such thing as a magical lasso!

Phantom: YESTHEREIS!SHUTITWOMAN!

Police officer: she's right… HANDS UP!

Phantom: puts hands up damn

There you go… its kinda lame but I will make sure the nezt chapter is hilarious… in fact… I'll work on it right now! Ta ta! Please r+r!