What's up everybody TheAwesomeCoolJay here and I swear I can explain. I moved, me and my family moved to a house that was built up from the ground. Cool right, well what's not cool is the fact that they have created no line for internet yet. So currently my best method for wifi is Walmart or a hotspot on my phone. This absolutely sucks!

Also I was lacking motivation for a moment, but I check my stats and I am lucky and happy to have readers like yourselves sticking with my stories. Always will appreciate it.

By the way I am extremely mad because I missed out on February. The month of freaking love and I don't have a chapter for this story! UNACCEPTABLE, so prepare yourselves for a lot in this chapter. Oh, at the end a big announcement so make sure you don't miss it.


The Fairly OddParents is owned by Butch Hartman and Nickelodeon


The trio of Timmy, Chloe, and Tootie walked together through the wilderness for a while now, but good luck would strike them when they found the path to the resort. It wasn't far, just couple of more steps. That wasn't hard, but what was hard was the decision making process going on in Tootie's mind.

"Get it together Tootie!" Tootie thought to herself as she frantically shook her head to remove these thoughts. "Just reach out and grab Timmy's hand and calm down!"

Timmy was in the middle of the two girls and his hands were there to be grabbed. Obviously this seemed like a chance for romance but Tootie was conflicted about doing that. It just didn't seem right since Chloe had helped her earlier.

"I-It was just an act, she was just doing that so she can have Timmy to herself!" She tried to convince herself, but thought otherwise. "She didn't look like she was lying though and it looked like she actually wanted to be friends."

"Tootie!" Timmy calling out to the girl.

"I don't know!"

"What do you have to know, we're here."

Coming back to her senses, Tootie realized that they made it to the resort. There the three saw their fellow scouts either having fun in the pool or relaxing poolside, they also saw other people here as well. That got the attention of Timmy and Chloe, but want got Tootie's attention was the indoor spa, that could probably clear her head.

"Hey I'll be back with you two later." Tootie awkwardly tells them as she walks over to the spa. "Don't you two have too much fun without me... I mean it!"

With Tootie gone, Chloe was now alone with Timmy and a that little comment from Tootie made the little blonde flustered. There was no way anything romantic could happen between Timmy and her up here. Or could it? Everyone seemed to be doing there own thing, which means Chloe and Timmy could start their own thing.

"So Timmy I've been thinking about-"

"Trixie."

"What no, I'm talking about... she's here isn't she?" Chloe asked noticing Timmy gazing ahead of her.

Turning around, Chloe saw the popular girl relaxing in a pool chair in her swim attire. As she continued to work on her tan, Trixie pulled her glasses down to see Timmy and Chloe was here too. Perfect, now she can get the former's undivided attention and all she has to do is stay in this chair.

"Hi Timmy." Trixie greeting the boy in a very charming way.

"Gosh you're pretty." Timmy complimenting his crush. "And hot!"

"Too easy, just keep the compliments coming."

"Too cool for the pool Trixie?" The blonde asked.

"Well I am, but I just can't get this hair wet right now." She answers as she flicks her hair to reveal it's beauty.

"Perfection."

"Drooling over a female like a dog once it gets the bone, Turner you haven't changed at all." A familiar voice called out.

"Wait a minute." The boy said coming back to his senses. "I know that snobby voice."

Both Timmy and Chloe turned around to see that person who said that was Remy Buxaplenty. The young boy seemed to be part of the resort too, since he was wearing black swim trunks.

"Buxaplenty."

"It's been a while Turner and who's your little... Chloe Carmichael?"

"Remy?" Chloe replied surprised but not too happy to see the boy. "Timmy how do you know him?"

"Why do you know him?" Timmy asked more surprised.

"And how does she know you?" Remy now wanting answers.


TheAwesomeCoolJay: I smell incoming confrontation.


A couple minutes passed and now Timmy and Chloe are now adjusted better for the resort. The latter was enjoying some peace and quiet swimming in the pool, while Timmy was at a table with Remy enjoying some lemonade. Watching from above, more precisely on the roof of the resort, were the fairies but the normal trio was now joined by Juandissimo Magnifico .

"Wanda besides your beauty, your intelligence is what sets you above the rest." Remy's godparent complimenting her while kissing her hand.

"It was just common sense, the humans are here to relax why would they need to come to the roof." Wanda says back.

"An excellent my darling and for such excellence I must reward you with some special chocolate."

"It's going to take more..." She stops when she recognizes the smell of the chocolate. "Is that from Utah?"

"The chocolate city, of course." Juandissimo confirms.

Wasting no time, Wanda snatched the chocolate from her ex's hand and began to devour her favorite treat. Cosmo watched this in fury as he began angrily bite at his wand, Poof on the other hand was more annoyed by both of his parents.

"Don't worry Dad I'll go save Mom." The baby told him as floated over to them. "Please don't swallow your wand... again."

"Thanks son, urge of revenge calming down." Cosmo replied still angry but removing the wand from his mouth.

"Look here Mr. Juandissimo, I don't-"

"Hold that thought." The Hispanic fairy interrupting the baby while pulling out his wand.

Using his magic, Juandissimo made the latest handheld video game console appear in his hand. Poof was in awe of the device, it wasn't suppose to out until 3 more months.

"How did you even get that?"

"One of the many benefits of having a rich godchild." Juandissimo explains as hands it to Poof. "Want to try it out?"

Like mother, like son, Poof immediately grabbed the game and became obsessed with the gameplay. Seeing that his wife and son have fallen for Juandissmo's gifts caused the dimwitted Cosmo to get even more furious.

"That's it pretty boy, you're-"

Cosmo was silenced when Juandissimo shot him with a magical blast that transformed him into a turtle.

"REVENGE!" The green haired fairy screamed as he slowly made his way to his wand.

Back to the pool, Chloe was only doing the swimming to get Trixie and Remy out of her mind. It was one thing to have your crush's crush here but to have that rich jerk here too. Bad memories were about to form in her head, but luckily the splash of a someone cannonballing in the pool cleared her mind. That person was Tootie who came to the surface looking more relaxed now.

"Watch it loser, you almost got my hair wet!" Trixie snaps.

Tootie just rolled her eyes and swam over to Chloe, as she made her way over there the young girl noticed the tall diving board added to the pool. Once she saw that an idea popped in her mind.

"Hey Chloe want to mess with Ms. Tang?"

"Mess with her how?"

"I'm thinking if we both cannonball from there, then somebody's hair might get a little wet." Tootie explaining her plan.

"I may not like Trixie that much but isn't that a little mean." Chloe thinking about the plan.

"Come on girl, she's literally the worst!"

"Look Tootie she has to do something terrible to have me be mean to her."

Once she said that the sound of hairspray caught her attention. Turning around both girls saw Trixie empty an entire can of hairspray into hair and when she was done she tossed it away. It wasn't heading to any trashcan, it actually made it out of the resort and knock down a bird's nest in a tree, with the bird family still there.

"REVENGE!" The little overachiever let out as she grabbed Tootie's hand and made her way to the diving board.

Over by the table, Timmy and Remy noticed their parents passing by and it looked like the Buxaplentys were still not believing that the Turners are rich now.

"Is it really hard to believe we're rich now Buxaplenty?" Mr. Turner said.

"Yes." The rich man simply answers. "While your here please don't disturb the other rich people and don't mess with the repeller system.

"Repeller system?"

"See that device over there?" Mr. Buxaplenty pointed at a machine by the door of the resort. "That's to keep those dreadful forest creatures out, they have grudges towards us for expanding around Mount Doomsdale."

"Nature hates you guys too, neat we have something in common!"

Back to Timmy and Remy, the former had just got done explaining how he met Chloe and how the both of them share their fairies. Hearing that only made Remy laugh, since he knew a person like Timmy would not be the best at sharing.

"Yeah, yeah, get it out of your system." Timmy responding to Remy. "It's a struggle but I'm getting used to it."

"That's not the only funny thing Turner."

"What else can you laugh at it?"

"Well I just thought you being with Chloe means you two were together."

"What?!" The boy replied while coughing up his beverage. "No she's j-just a friend."

"Good, I can have no issue with you when I try to win her heart then." The rich kid said while fixing his hair.

"Right... wait win her heart?"

"It all goes back to when we first met, 3 years ago me and my parents were on a safari tour looking for rhino horns."


TheAwesomeCoolJay: Very illegal and wrong.


"We were about to get one but here come the Carmichaels halting our fun." Remy says as smiles at upcoming part. "As the adults argued, I walked up to Chloe and offered her money to get her parents to back off."

"And?" Timmy quickly wanting an answer.

"She slapped the money out of my hand and called me out fur suggesting such a thing."

"Good for Chloe."

"I never been so offended and yet so intrigued." The boy explained. "Ever since then, our families would meet from time to time and each offer money gets turned down."

"Can't you get the hint?"

"The hint is that she is a worthy prize and one day I will claim her!" Remy triumphantly concludes with a fist in the air. "Thought you would be an obstacle, but luckily you're a hopeless romantic chasing after a girl you know you won't be with... no offense."

Oh offense was definitely taken, that Trixie burn was enough to get Timmy ticked but the stuff about Chloe got him really mad. Just thinking about Remy making moves on Chloe then and now had the boy's logical side be quiet for a moment and focus more on action. Which is what Timmy chose to do next.

"REVENGE!" The young Turner let out as he tackled Remy to the pool.

Juandissimo saw the boys and was about to aid his godchild but stopped when he sensed some powerful magic behind him. Turing around, the handsome fairy saw that Cosmo was back to his original form and had his wand in his hand.

"Payback time!" Cosmo said as he shot his magic at Juandissimo.

The Hispanic fairy was able to dodge it by quickly lowering himself, but that turned out to be a mistake because the magic was going to the pool. At that moment Chloe and Tootie jumped from the diving board and into the pool and created their splash. Thanks to Cosmo's magic that splash grew in size and became a wave. Not only did this get Trixie's hair wet, but it also got the repeller system wet, which made the device sparked electricity and finally exploding.

"My hair!" Trixie cried out in while holding her hair.

"My machine!" Mr. Buxaplenty cried out.

"People I think we have bigger problems." Timmy spoke up while still keeping Remy in a headlock.

Everyone looked to see that problem was that all the animals of the forest were now here and surrounded the resort. The animals must of been waiting eagerly for the repeller system to go down one of these days.

"Well this day was coming eventually... EVERYBODY RUN!" Remy's father shouted.

Listening to his words everybody ran for the path down the mountain but the animals were not far behind. While the chase was happening, Timmy and Chloe spotted each other and decided to run together.

"You know today was a good day."

"How?" The boy asked, very surprised to hear that.

"Trixie got what she deserved and nature is fighting back."

"But we're part of the losing side of the fight!"

"1 negative to 2 positives, that's a win Timmy!" Chloe tells him as she grabs his hand. "Now come on, you got to move faster!"

"Could really use some magic right now!"

In the opposite direction of the chaos, Cosmo now had Juandissimo, now changed to a turtle, in his hands.

"Revenge feels, good." Cosmo happily tells his defeated foe. "Now lets find those animals that eat turtles."

"No, I am too sexy to eat!" Juandissimo yelled as struggled to get free.


And there you have it my friends, the end. Hope you all enjoyed and thanks for the ongoing support, reviews, and patience with me.

The idea of Remy and Chloe having history was a fun idea, plus it gives Timmy a rival. But that's for later, what is this big news I have at the end?

CHANNEL CHASERS 2! You heard it right, the hit special is getting a sequel in my own style. So what's it about, well lets find out.

Enemies of Timmy Turner return once again, but this time they use a friend of the boy to destroy him. Can't get any worse, right? Wrong, Chloe's parents find out that their daughter actually has feelings for Timmy and they disapprove. Can Timmy and Chloe save the future of television, and their own future? Find out next time!

That's next time everybody, I'm not spoiling this one so don't ask who are the antagonists. What you could do though, is leave a review and give me a TV show you would like to be parodied. All right, I'm done R.F.F. (Review Favorite Follow) PEACE!

P.S. I got regular internet back :)