Disclaimer: Nope, it's not mine. If it was, do you think I'd be writing about my characters on this site? Nope, neither do I.

All was peaceful in the house of Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke. Naruto was working on dinner in the kitchen, Sasuke was reading a scroll in the living room, and Sakura was upstairs. It was quiet, which was a blessing that didn't occur to often around team seven, until…BANG! SLAM! CRASH!

Naruto and Sasuke, after hearing the noise, rushed upstairs to check on Sakura, dinner and the scroll forgotten. However, the sight that met them when the reached the bathroom, caused them to forget their worries, and double over in laugher. Sakura, the highly esteemed medic-nin, was stuck in the toilet, because either Sasuke or Naruto had forgotten to close the seat after they had last used it.

"Argh, how many times have I asked you two to put the seat down after you're done using the toilet?" Sakura screamed at them, finally getting unstuck, and pulling her pants back up. Her cheeks were flamed in embarrassment, and her eyes were bright with anger.

"Ahahaha, sorry Sakura-chan, but you're kind of outnumbered, don't ya think?" Naruto laughed, a fanged leer present on his face.

"Besides, we don't complain when we find your bra lying on the bedroom floor, do we, Sakura?" Sasuke asked, a small smirk on his face.

Sakura's face lit up with a cherry red blush, before stammering, "th-that's beside the point. I've asked you two time and time again to make sure to put toilet seat down, and you continue to ignore me! I swear, sometimes I don't know why I put up with the two of you!" Her rant done, she stood there, cheeks red, staring at her boys, daring them to say something.

Naruto and Sasuke looked at one another, trying the think of what to say in response. Suddenly, Naruto grinned at Sasuke and waggled his eyebrows. After a few seconds, Sasuke understood Naruto's thoughts, and gave a small nod, leering at Sakura with a hungry look in his eyes. Sakura, having seen this whole display, was a little nervous, but refused to back down, continuing to glare in their direction.

"So Sakura, you don't know why you put up with us? Well then, I just suppose we'll have to show her, now won't we Sasuke?" With that said, Naruto and Sasuke jumped on Sakura, Naruto attacking her month, and Sasuke ripping her shirt off.

Faintly, somewhere in the back of her mind, Inner Sakura whispered, "Oh yeah, that's why," but then Naruto did something amazing with his tongue, and all rational thought left Sakura's brain.

A/N: Well, how was it? It's only my second NaruSasuSaku, but I think I'm getting a little better at keeping them in character. What do you think? Please review, even if you hate it, I want to improve, and I can't do that if you don't review! Later!