What I think may be the idea of a crazy class.:

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"This is the worst schedule ever!" Ron complained to Forge and Gred, "Magical Creatures, Divination, and History of Vacuum Cleaners! I thought Hogwarts had better options than that!"

"What?!" Hermione gasped, "You mean we don't have Potions?! That's awful! I like making graphics!"

"Who doesn't?" Harry asked, "At least tomorrow we have Quilling and Muggle Buddies.

"Don't we have the best luck?" Ginny Weasel said sarcasticly as she pulled her lightning green headband on. "But Divination's actually easy.... you'll see what I mean sooner than you think! We have it next!"

"What?!" Harry and Ron yelled checking their schedules.

"That's right," Ginny Weasel said, "The first class of the year is.... Divination... live with it."

*At Class*

Today, we will be talking about er... how to scare third years with spooky voices and eerie tones! First class, say 'Oooooooooh, Ooooooooooooooooh, Ooooooooooooooooooooh, Oooooooooooooooh-Ooooh-OOOOOOOOOOOOOH! I foresee danger coming your way, perhaps even faster than you think.........' She closes her eyes.

Parvati whispered to Lavender, "Thank goodness, we brought our barn animals to school... the animal chorus will take care of this problem...."

The horses, chickens, roosters, cows, SHEEP, lambs, ducks, pigs, and geese lined up and started singing: Oooooooooooooooooooh! Moo-Moo! Quackdidy- Didy! Oinkidy-Ooooh! Mywhoohoo-hoo-hoo! Ooooooooooooooooh!! The barn animals exit down the ladder....

"We foresee great danger coming your way faster than you think." The class chorused trying hard not to cry... but then.... Trelawney burst into tears..... "I have never heard a more beautiful song!"

The class got scared so while she was crying they jumped out the window....That WAS the fastest way out!

*The Next Day*

"Well, you were right about one thing..." Harry said.

"One thing?"

"Yeah, that class wasn't too hard. In fact, it was kinda easy..."

"I'm glad you think that way," she blinked, "I hope you'll like to hear our net Divination class is tomorrow!"