Chapter Six- Defense Against the DA
"The DA," Hermione explained stands for 'Dangerous Anger' and that makes sense since we are angry up to the point that it's dangerous."
"I like that..." Ron said dreamily, "We're 'dangerous....'"
"Daz right," said Harry.
"And we're totally gonna knock Malfoy and his friends off their feet!" Ginny added laughing.
"And Voldemort!" Hermione reminded them.
"Who?" Ron said while starting a game of Wizard's Chess.
*~*~*~*~*The D.A.D.A. Classroom*~*~*~*~*
"You are here to enjoy beating up and setting pain for rule-breakers... Any questions?" Un-a-Bridged asked in her girly voice.
Malfoy raises his hand, "Yes Professor Un-a-Bridged. Do we get in trouble if ruin their whole lives and eat their SHEEP!"
"Bahhhhh! Nonsense Draco! You may ruin their whole lives, and even kill them, but you may never kill their sheep! Bahhhhh! I have spoken!"
"Yeah right Professor Un-A-Bridged!" The class chanted as they put their books in their baggy-packs.
"And remember! No human sacrifices!"
(I don't wanna finish that statement.... so I won't.)
Today, we will also learn how to trap innocent DA members and pull their legs off! Any questions?"
"Yes Professor Un-A-Bridged! What will we do with their legs?" Goyle asked.
"Good question!" Un-a-bridged grinned, "We're selling them to laboratory rats! Isn't that smashing?"
"Yes, Professor Un-A-Bridged!"
"And maybe... if we're lucky enough," Un-a-bridged added, "The Hogwarts sheep will accept this as a donation!"
"ILL!!!!!"
(I'm not gonna finish this bit either.)
*~*~*~*At the Common Room*~*~*~*
"I win!" Harry yelled.
"No, you don't..." Ron said grimly, "I can still attack your queen!"
"Wha?" The king knocked the queen off the board where it cracked on the floor.
"Bummer," Ron said suddenly.
"What now?" Harry asked.
"Divination."
"NOT AGAIN!"
"Ginny said she'd do something to help us out...."
*~*~*~*At Divination*~*~*~*
Trelawney had enough of this, and so she went to her desk and took out a vaccuum cleaner (hey! Remember it's Hogwarts!) "Nobody move! Or else, I'll be forced to use this...."
The class gasped.
Trelawney had enough of this, and so she went to her desk and took out a vaccuum cleaner (hey! Remember it's Hogwarts!) "Nobody move! Or else, I'll be forced to use this...."
The class gasped.
Trelawney had enough of this, and so she went to her desk and took out a vacuum cleaner (hey! Remember it's Hogwarts!) "Nobody move! Or else, I'll be forced to use this...."
The class gasped.
ATTENTION! YOU ARE NOT EXPERIENCING DEJA VU! YOU ARE EXPERIENCING....
Ginny Weasel giggled silently. She had used a time-turner! Like she was gonna end class....
~^&*() One hour into the future... ^&*()
And then, it was all over.
How can anyone have argued with that? The end of Divination... that quickly!
-Hannah Queer, A.K.A. jales992.
"The DA," Hermione explained stands for 'Dangerous Anger' and that makes sense since we are angry up to the point that it's dangerous."
"I like that..." Ron said dreamily, "We're 'dangerous....'"
"Daz right," said Harry.
"And we're totally gonna knock Malfoy and his friends off their feet!" Ginny added laughing.
"And Voldemort!" Hermione reminded them.
"Who?" Ron said while starting a game of Wizard's Chess.
*~*~*~*~*The D.A.D.A. Classroom*~*~*~*~*
"You are here to enjoy beating up and setting pain for rule-breakers... Any questions?" Un-a-Bridged asked in her girly voice.
Malfoy raises his hand, "Yes Professor Un-a-Bridged. Do we get in trouble if ruin their whole lives and eat their SHEEP!"
"Bahhhhh! Nonsense Draco! You may ruin their whole lives, and even kill them, but you may never kill their sheep! Bahhhhh! I have spoken!"
"Yeah right Professor Un-A-Bridged!" The class chanted as they put their books in their baggy-packs.
"And remember! No human sacrifices!"
(I don't wanna finish that statement.... so I won't.)
Today, we will also learn how to trap innocent DA members and pull their legs off! Any questions?"
"Yes Professor Un-A-Bridged! What will we do with their legs?" Goyle asked.
"Good question!" Un-a-bridged grinned, "We're selling them to laboratory rats! Isn't that smashing?"
"Yes, Professor Un-A-Bridged!"
"And maybe... if we're lucky enough," Un-a-bridged added, "The Hogwarts sheep will accept this as a donation!"
"ILL!!!!!"
(I'm not gonna finish this bit either.)
*~*~*~*At the Common Room*~*~*~*
"I win!" Harry yelled.
"No, you don't..." Ron said grimly, "I can still attack your queen!"
"Wha?" The king knocked the queen off the board where it cracked on the floor.
"Bummer," Ron said suddenly.
"What now?" Harry asked.
"Divination."
"NOT AGAIN!"
"Ginny said she'd do something to help us out...."
*~*~*~*At Divination*~*~*~*
Trelawney had enough of this, and so she went to her desk and took out a vaccuum cleaner (hey! Remember it's Hogwarts!) "Nobody move! Or else, I'll be forced to use this...."
The class gasped.
Trelawney had enough of this, and so she went to her desk and took out a vaccuum cleaner (hey! Remember it's Hogwarts!) "Nobody move! Or else, I'll be forced to use this...."
The class gasped.
Trelawney had enough of this, and so she went to her desk and took out a vacuum cleaner (hey! Remember it's Hogwarts!) "Nobody move! Or else, I'll be forced to use this...."
The class gasped.
ATTENTION! YOU ARE NOT EXPERIENCING DEJA VU! YOU ARE EXPERIENCING....
Ginny Weasel giggled silently. She had used a time-turner! Like she was gonna end class....
~^&*() One hour into the future... ^&*()
And then, it was all over.
How can anyone have argued with that? The end of Divination... that quickly!
-Hannah Queer, A.K.A. jales992.
