"Love to!" said Fred, "Imagine the possibilities of making the Slytherin team a little more... worse."
"I was thinking along the same lines," replied Ginny, who was actually thinking about what exactly Hermione planned to do as captain. Had she ever even been on a broom before?
"You know..." said Hermione grinning mischieviously, "Although I'd much rather work on SPEW, I'm wondering if I should start work on Dangerous Anger..."
"Yeah!" Ron jumped suddenly, "We'll learn how to kill Malfoy, Umbridge, Malfoy's fellow Slytherins, oooh... and protect Dumbledore, too."
"And Voldemort," added Harry shortly.
"Wha?" said Ron absentmindedly as looked back over to Hermione, "So... who's the teacher?"
"Um... I've been thinking..." said Hermione avoiding eye contact with Harry, "Someone who's a leader, not a follower, is pretty good in most charms," Harry frowned, "And needs a second chance to redeam themselves."
"Lemme guess..." Ron rolled his eyes, "Ginny Weasel, head of the crown."
"Well, actually, I was thinking more along the lines of..." Hermione's tone got dreamy, "Gilderoy Lockhart."
"Have you gone mad!" said Harry, obviously frustrated, "Him! Him... and not... someone else?"
"Well, what other options are there, Harry?" Hermione blinked at him.
"I dunno... someone who has more experience, who's actually fought against them before..." Harry frowned.
"Don't say another word Harry!" Hermione smiled, "I know where you're getting at. And I'm afraid I'm not willing or interested," Harry gaped at her, "So we're settled then? Lockhart it is?"
Ron and Harry exchanged nervous glances.
"Um... Hermione?" Ginny said over her shoulder, "Harry's got a point. You are talented and all..."
"But never as much as Professor Lockhart!" Hermione hugged her book tightly, skipped to her backpack, tucked the book in and reached for something deep inside her bag.
"Found it," Hermione said, "It's the time-turner I used in our third year. I kept it, and still want to put it to good use."
"Er... I'd prefer mine," Ginny commented, turning away.
"You're kidding us!" Ron's jaw dropped, "You kept that... junk... I thought you returned it!"
"I knew I should use it for something more worthwhile, and practicing for Bid-Itch seems just the thing!"
"Have you flown before?" Ginny couldn't hold that question back much longer.
"Kinda, for the try-outs." Hermione looked away.
But even Ron knew what was happening, "And were you good?" He asked.
At this, Hermione said, "No, but at least I got a wand." When she changed the topic to begonias, Ginny knew that Hermione would be the only draw-back of their team winning the Inter-House Bid-Itch Cup.

Well, now you know the details. Hermione's upset, Harry's angry, Ron is confused, Ginny is thinking, and everyone else is skipping. The next chapter will sound very boring from it's description, but I don't think it will put anyone to sleep. This will be the most muggle-like class, Quilling, which surprisingly enough, is writing. Bet you could've guessed! Sounds boring, but the teacher is interesting. Also, Lockhart will be back. Remember, he's only just lost his memory and no one exactly loves him, with the exception of Hermione.